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Enoby is a prep.Enoby Posted: |
09/05/2008 |
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Best Harry Potter fanfic ever.iRAWR Posted:
It reminds me of describing an Epic 80’s Metal Album Cover. (view post) |
09/03/2008 |
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contest: write a story! the third! (7 BP)Murderousness Posted:
I really liked yours. It totally kicked my story’s bum and left it to bleed in an alley dumpster. (view post) |
09/03/2008 |
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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.Enoby Posted: |
09/03/2008 |
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any goffick writers here?Enoby Posted:
Ha! You forgot to remove the watermarks.
Maybe if you’re lucky, your delusional lover Draco will have a thing for fatties. Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/03/2008 |
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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.Herrick Posted:
I’ll check into it. It seems fine grammar-wise, but maybe this time I’ll focus more on the Sue part. I mean why would MalfoY even go to the US? Maybe he’S into fat chicks.
Enoby Posted:
OH **** NO.Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/03/2008 |
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All new last post wins 3BP thread
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09/02/2008 |
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Does anyone here enjoy The Venture Brothers?I love Venture Brothers! Brock Samson is a man’s man. Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/02/2008 |
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contest: write a story! the third! (7 BP)This one I thoroughly liked—and almost used my power word in it. Though I should’ve made the room mate a straight dude instead of a chick. XD
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The Story of a Stereotypical, Ambiguously Gay Vampire (As Told by Its Straight, Mortal Roommate)
My name is Kari, and Dana Welsh and I have been sharing an apartment for about two years now. We met through college and after we had graduated, we decided to share a place. Funny, I know, since we’re polar opposites. He was the brooding Goth, I was the nerdy artist.
I had always thought Dana was your typical Goth kid, wearing the old-fashioned clothes, listening to Voltaire, dabbling in the occult or magic, and wearing more makeup than a KISS Army member. Later I found out he was a vampire. Let me tell you, he’s not like a bajillion-**** years old as he claims to be. He didn’t turn until the spring break of our sophomore year, where we met up in South Jersey with some people he had met though some weird social network thing.
Anyway, I ended up playing House of the Dead 2 at an arcade for about an hour or and ended up heading back to our hotel while Dana, or Craven Magnus, or something like that, became part of their weird club. I spent the next day looking for him (and having a re-match at that blasted machine). It wasn’t until 3AM that next more, he returned to the hotel room, smelling of cloves, some strange cologne and possibly blood.
It was the probably the strangest spring break I’ve ever had.
Since he was creature of the night, he switched all of his morning clbumes, so I didn’t see him much other than here and there, but we were still good friends. We graduated and went out on our own, and thus taking us into the now.
Dana is, well, a vegan vampire, if that’s possible. He only drinks the blood of organically raised animals. As odd as that sounds, I was just grateful he wasn’t dragging in drifters and bums. He had also grown finicky over the certain preparations of his clothes (I usually do the laundry, despite his ****ings and his offers to help.) Other than that, I had no problem.
By now I had I started my own freelance designer job, so I worked whatever hours I wanted to, as well I had started dating a nice guy by the name of Gabe. Dana was jealous, I think, because one moment he was calling us ‘breeders’, then next he was trying to hang out with us, and flirting with Gabe and such. When I had called him out, he’d claim he wasn’t doing anything. After the shenanigans with Gabe, he was claiming to be going out with a woman named Lillith, whom I had never seen or heard from. That went on for a few weeks until Dana asks me if ‘Victor’ could move in.
I agreed, since they were upping the rent, and I was going through a dry spell. At first I had though Victor to be on of his club friends who need a place to stay. It was then it all hit me. The clothes, the jewelry, the constant feng shuiing of the living room, the bath salts, and the constant stealing of my make up—something was fishy here.
Then, of course he tells me his mother was coming to visit and that it wouldn’t be long. She was some kind of novelist and had a signing here, so she though she’d check up on him after it was done. I had gone for groceries that evening and I returned to find her on my couch with her son, sipping chai tea. She greeted me, thinking I was “Lillith”, to which I had apologized and flashed a look at him. He gave a nervous look, apologizing to mama that she would be here soon.
Not even ten minutes later, Victor comes in full-out drag. It was like something take from ‘The Birdcage’, I tell you! I nearly busted out laughing, but held it in, as I was sure there was some reason behind it. We had dinner and his mother was gone by ten.
After she left I had confronted him about the meeting, and stating he shouldn’t be afraid of what his mother thought. He laughed in my face and told he had come out of the closet to her while still in High school—the problem was telling her he was a vampire! (view post) |
09/01/2008 |
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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.I haven’t found a god-awful sue-fiction worth ripping into myself. If anyone’s got one. feel free to pbum it here. Plus, I might as well update my site with something other than stupid adventures. (view post) |
09/01/2008 |
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CLOSED:CONTETS: free 3BP rafell for my freidns!Might as well try this. Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/31/2008 |
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poll: choose the story themeI like alot of the options…but I voted the vampire one because I dunno. I should’ve voted for the clown. Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/31/2008 |
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How many smileprins will I need to run GFoC and Faux News if I have a DML?TUBSWEETIE Posted:
How many Smileprins did you need with that? I have the Sealskin right now and was thinking of just getting the DML beforehand, but I might just grind to get enough Smileprins instead. (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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Freind Wars! LOLI’ve wanting to add you you, since you seem to be a pretty cool person. And Wizard. Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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Mock The WeekThe First Video Reminded me of ‘Who’s Line is it Anyway?’, which I sorely miss. I’m not British, so I regret not seeing this. Thank goodness for YouTube then. XD (view post) |
08/28/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)The Arisocrats. Sorry, there are just too many versions of it, I couldn’t just pick one. (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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Mbum FriendshipWhy the Hell not. Everyone’s been sending me random requests lately. XD (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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Congrats King Krimson!THE STORY THAT STARTED IT ALL… [INCITBot Removed]
King Krimson: Oh man, that’s awesome. 6:34PM
King Krimson: GOAT PORN FOR ALL! 6:35PM nny_ix: damnit, you said no more goat porn 6:35PM I AM The SKA BOSS: WHOO- Wait, what? 6:35PM King Krimson: Sorry. 6:35PM King Krimson: no more after this. 6:35PM nny_ix: you’er sliding back into addiction 6:35PM King Krimson: 6:35PM I AM The SKA BOSS: INTERVENTION! 6:36PM King Krimson: Help me… 6:36PM King Krimson: ...By not posting potentially damaging internet lies. 6:36PM nny_ix: ok… step away from the goat porn… we do this because we love you 6:37PM King Krimson: But, Bessie is so… hairy and horned! 6:37PM King Krimson: Just like Satan! 6:37PM nny_ix: King Krimson addicted to Goat Porn- Please try and help our friend *post* 6:37PM I AM The SKA BOSS: NO KING NO! Step away from the goat! 6:37PM
6:37PM King Krimson: BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT! 6:37PM nny_ix: “BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!” ~King Krimson, the thread writes itself 6:37PM King Krimson: If we post this one, can you forget about the other one? 6:38PM I AM The SKA BOSS: Do you want to become a Furry? Beastiality is one step from Yiffing! 6:38PM King Krimson: NO! MY LOVE FOR BESSIE IS PURE AS THE OCEAN! 6:38PM King Krimson: Inter net may fo soon, if so, bye. 6:39PM King Krimson: fdsgh 6:39PM I AM The SKA BOSS: King Krimson: Okay. Oh and your love is as pure as the Ocean on the JERSEY SHORE. 6:39PM King Krimson: NO. BESSIE AND I WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! 6:39PM King Krimson: FOREVER! 6:40PM nny_ix: BTW, he said his sister got Ghonorrea from a hobo 6:40PM King Krimson: I didn’t. 6:40PM King Krimson: You said that. 6:40PM King Krimson: Have you played no-one lives forever? 6:40PM King Krimson: I’m the guy in that. with the goat. 6:40PM King Krimson: ‘what’s that goat doing in here?’ 6:41PM King Krimson: ‘I didn’t see it before.’ 6:41PM King Krimson: ‘honest’ 6:41PM I AM The SKA BOSS: King ,we need to sit down. You and Bessie two different speicies. I don’t want to deal with human-goat freak babies. 6:42PM King Krimson: Do you know something I don’t? 6:42PM King Krimson: Bessie? Is it true? 6:42PM King Krimson: BAHHHHH! 6:42PM King Krimson: OH MY GOD! 6:42PM King Krimson: Man, this RP **** is off the hook! 6:43PM I AM The SKA BOSS: Don’t tell me you got her knocked up. Seriously. (Yeah this is the most fun I’ve had here in a long time. XD) 6:43PM King Krimson: I’m so sorry, everyone else here. This wasn’t meant to happen 6:43PM King Krimson: I’M GOING TO BE A GOAT DADDY! 6:43PM King Krimson: YAY! 6:44PM I AM The SKA BOSS: Oh Lawdy…. 6:44PM King Krimson: Why do you scorn our love so, Incit-bot 5000? 6:44PM nny_ix: he’s gonna **** the kid… I just know it 6:44PM King Krimson: you seem so distant… 6:44PM King Krimson: It’s not incest if it’s bestiality! 6:45PM King Krimson: That’s what uncle cow always told me! 6:45PM King Krimson: He’s in jail now. 6:45PM King Krimson: poor uncle cow. 6:45PM King Krimson: He was a bad man, but he meant well. 6:45PM King Krimson: He made me the sick freak I am today. 6:46PM King Krimson: God… I’m a goat-****er. 6:46PM King Krimson: I’m picking up a rifle. 6:46PM King Krimson: I’m aiming it at Bessie. 6:46PM I AM The SKA BOSS: I may or may not be making a Flamebate thread for this. 6:46PM nny_ix: well, I’m off to flamebate 6:46PM King Krimson: **** 6:46PM King Krimson: Goodbye, Bessie… 6:47PM nny_ix: please make sure that if you do this before you ad that nny_ix fully endorses this thread 6:47PM King Krimson: I’m a horrible, horrible monster. 6:47PM King Krimson: Bessie lies dead befor my feet. 6:48PM King Krimson: God… 6:48PM King Krimson: :sob: 6:48PM nny_ix: now kill yourself 6:49PM I AM The SKA BOSS: Log in to see images!ats shoulders: Maybe we can find you a nice girl…or Penguin 6:49PM King Krimson: :King Krimson has leave this mortal coil: 6:49PM nny_ix: so that’s how Kurt Cobain did it 6:50PM nny_ix: really the only reason I wanted to see him off himsefl with a rifle was to see how it’s ****ing possible to off yourself with a long barreled arm 6:50PM King Krimson: King Krimson wishes you all the best. Except for you, nny_ix. For you, One last helping of GOAT PORN!!!!!!1! (view post) |
08/22/2008 |
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Congrats King Krimson!King Krimson Posted:
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/22/2008 |
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Congrats King Krimson!Shall I bring up the chatlog? (view post) |
08/22/2008 |