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	CrimeBiter Special Report: Brownie Bums TimeForAndrogyny Posted: It’s not. I don’t have a name. I’m a **ty parody of Sulu from Star Trek. You’re a sweetie pie. Jackson is just like that…but whatever I’m done with him. I will flip my hair and walk away from that explosion in slow motion without looking back. I really like you. I know you’re married and not gay and that’s fine but you are sexy as hell and I like you a lot. Can I be your coffee ? Log in to see images!** AHEM. Spotted male reproductive organs aside… We’d love to have you on the team, kid. Just tell me what to call you. The station will send as much as you need to change your image. I look forward to working with you. (view post)	10/11/2015
	CrimeBiter Special Report: Brownie Bums JacksonKelley Posted: Fine, ** you Andy. Guy you are ing very special but I’ll leave the stupid title because I love Cindy so you you did me a favor. Yikes. Listen…Andy, is it? You shouldn’t let people talk to you like that. You seem like a nice young man. Log in to see images!** (view post)	10/08/2015
	CrimeBiter Special Report: Brownie Bums Hey RC — thanks a ton! You make a lot of good points! And TFA — it couldn’t hurt. Log in to see images! (view post)	10/01/2015
	best computer I guess I’m a Wirefire guy…similar specs to PruneServ but locally made. (view post)	09/30/2015
	CrimeBiter Special Report: Brownie Bums JacksonKelley Posted: Um….I just bought more than I needed? U want some baby? This just in, male reproductive organs 69 has just confirmed that Jackson did indeed give away Brownie Points. Stay tuned for updates. I’m Guy Snortococci. ********************* God dammit this is bull…can’t even get a decent ing story! Coulda been a rock star…or a movie star…ing Mark Paul Gosselaar I swear to God if I ever see him on the street… I’m so *ing fat HURL* Log in to see images! (view post)	09/28/2015
	CrimeBiter Special Report: Brownie Bums There’s a new breed of swindler popping up in the ForumWarz community, and you won’t believe just how easy it is for them to take your hard-earned money…and run. They’re called Brownie Bums. These clever criminals will empty your pockets using the oldest trick in the book — asking you for Brownie Points. Their reason? Because they want them. But is what they’re doing really a crime? This matter was brought to male reproductive organs 69’s attention by local resident Rectal Computer who had this to say about notorious Brownie Bum Indiana Jonas: Rectal Computer Posted: So you just skim your own replies and your own posts and ignore everything else and then you beg for BPs instead of supporting the site. And I thought I had something up my bum. Log in to see images! Another resident had this to say: CrinkzPipe Posted: Log in to see images! So we wanted to know: Who is Indiana Jonas? He’s a 13 time Domination medal winner with a long list of friends, many who are very high profile. He’s been popping in, playing, and posting for many years. What sets him apart from other Oldfabulous persons? His ridiculously short male reproductive organ. At his own request, he recently had all E-Peen removed save one — I’m Gay. A few others remain that are simply harder to get rid of. And we couldn’t help but notice that be belonged to a most unique klan, a klan of one: At Least I Never Made A Failure Of A Website. Most recently, he asked for Brownie Points to change his avatar. Would you give him your Brownie Points? CrimeBiters has reason to believe that one resident…already has. JacksonKelley Posted: What will he change it to… Trembling with anticipation… JacksonKelley, is it true that you’ve already freely given Indiana Jonas Brownie Points? Log in to see images! We are awaiting JacksonKelley’s response. For male reproductive organs 69 News, I’m Guy Snortococci. (view post)	09/26/2015
	Ack! Thbbbt! Re-Res! JacksonKelley Posted: DID U CHANGE MY TITLE U ****ING GUINEA male reproductive organSUCKER?? I can bumure you, gentle viewer, I did no such thing. If you’d like, I can put you in touch with our male reproductive organs 69 CrimeBiters team! Our motto — we bite hard. (view post)	09/24/2015
	Thread of greet and friend making Hey TimeForAndrogyny — Thanks for watching male reproductive organs 69, we love our viewers! And Jackson — I’m spoken for. My wife’s mammary glands are bigger than your head. As far as the hair, I’m all natural. Log in to see images! (view post)	09/23/2015
	Thread of greet and friend making JacksonKelley Posted: Ask that dago reporter, I bet he knows the forecast. Log in to see images! Thanks for watching, Jackson! We’re looking at clear sunny skies all week and that looks like it’s gonna last right into your weekend, highs in the mid to upper 70’s with evenings dipping down into the low 50’s. Keep it here on male reproductive organs 69, your Weather Supremacy. (view post)	09/22/2015
	Ack! Thbbbt! Re-Res! The Donald Posted: Listen to me. The Japanese, The Chinese, The Indians, they all love me. And they’re going to vote for me. They know I cant help the truth, and the truth is they need to get out of this country so we can get these opportunities back in the hands of real Americans. I have to tell you, most of these Chinese, they’re hacking into our computers, stealing our credit card numbers, it’s a terrible thing. They wanted me to open a casino over there, in one of those jungles, and I told them not while you’re stealing our data, it’s not going to happen. You heard it here first. I’m Guy Snortococci. (view post)	09/21/2015
	Thread of greet and friend making Thanks for asking! Snortococci is just the family name, my great granddad came over from Sicily in 1907. Guy is short for Giuseppe. Log in to see images! (view post)	09/21/2015
	Ack! Thbbbt! Re-Res! Good morning ForumWarz, we hope you’re having a good start to the week, getting started today with yet another controversial comment from Donald Trump, we’ll show you what he said and why millions of Americans…aren’t too happy. The Donald Posted: We can’t have the Japanese coming in here and hijacking our discussions. They make a great television but the internet comments, not so much. Mr. Trump, what do you have to say to the 17 million Asian Americans who may be reconsidering their vote this morning? Log in to see images! (view post)	09/21/2015
	Kittans and Hamztars! It’s time for our Adopt-A-Pet of the week! Her name is Noodles. Log in to see images! (view post)	09/20/2015
	Thread of greet and friend making The Donald Posted: You know I’m very, very busy, not only becoming the next President of the United States but I also have my business interests which help me make nine billion dollars, and you know you can look that up, because it’s true. But if you’re really looking for ratings you can do a special about me, and give my people a call, if you’ve got the ratings maybe I’ll be able to make an appearance. And believe me, it would be the best thing you could ever do for yourself. Well we look forward to chatting with you. Let’s take a look at our 7 day forecast, we’re looking at clear skies for your workweek with highs in the upper 70’s, storms could roll through this weekend but don’t cancel those plans yet! We’ll keep you updated with the latest developments right here on male reproductive organs 69. (view post)	09/20/2015
	Thread of greet and friend making The Donald Posted: Listen, your newscast, it isn’t any good. It’s just not. Let me give you some advice. The people, they don’t want to hear about this internet stuff. They want to hear about Trump. Look at the polls. You check any poll of what people want to hear about on the news, and it’s gonna say they want to hear about Trump. That advice is free, no charge. And if you want to listen, great, if not, you’ll keep being terrible. You’re welcome to join us for one of our political segments, Mr. Trump! (view post)	09/20/2015
	Thread of greet and friend making Texting. Facebook. Yes, even ForumWarz. All things deemed cold and impersonal by a modern society who…just stopped caring. But one Japanese Schoolgirl is looking for a friend the old fashioned way… By asking. Japanese Schoolgirl Posted: Konnichiwa! Saw person down today so talking of friend making thread! She’s a student with a lot on her plate. When she’s not in school making friends and admiring the latest backpack fashions, you’ll find her eating candy…and spending time with her grandmother. Japanese Schoolgirl Posted: I am schoolgirl of Japan. School start again month ago. Many clbumes, many new peoples, many cute backpacks! Sliver Week start Monday. Long long week with days of seeing grandmothers and eating lots of ! Happy mondays no school, no work. Many to Kaimono ni ikimasu. Joyful relax holidays! And while English may not be her first language… Friendship is a language she speaks very well.. Japanese Schoolgirl Posted: Friendly internet person live where? What fun relaxing times are favoried? Holidays coming soon? Let’s talk! Yes, let’s. I’m Guy Snortococci. (view post)	09/20/2015
	best computer Tonight we’re talking computers: Plum or home built, which one is right for you? The Plum PruneServ gives you maximum ego power and boasts quite a bit of storage space for all those dirty movies of yours, all from a brand you know and trust. At around 5,000 Flezz, it’s quite a bargain. However, as one consumer told us, if you want something done right you’ve got to do it yourself. JacksonKelley Posted: I guess I say if u want sumthin done rite, do it urself Log in to see images! The home built computer costs just a little more than the PruneServ, and offers a 47 point ego boost, only 3 less than its name brand competitor. So which computer is right for you? It all comes down…to personal taste. Rectal Computer Posted: You already know my vote. Log in to see images! I’m Guy Snortococci. (view post)	09/19/2015
	Ack! Thbbbt! Re-Res! sdgrbbum09 Posted: i hav down sindromeLog in to see images! What an inspiring story of courage. I’m Guy Snortococci. (view post)	09/19/2015
	2 months late, I found a hosting site! LOL Ellen ‘whups i mean gurl’ XD (view post)	12/24/2008
	so i'm going to try and beat the game without using any upgrade points... (spoilers) Cheins Sanchez Posted: Why do you hate yourself this much? Go with God. Trolling! Log in to see images! (view post)	12/20/2008

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