Evil Foreskin's Flamebate Posts

PANTS AND ESCHER - CYBER THREAD

I masturbate furiously to the charles male reproductive organens novel on the bookshelf behind the pedo.

TOO MANY PEOPLE TALKING IN CAPS

latester Posted:

its more annoying when they type in all lowercase and dont use punctuation

only when you post something of some significant length because then the entire structure of the paragraphs various ideas and thoughts become obscured due to the reader being unable to determine which which is referring to which and the whole thing winds up boiling down to tldr but if you do it just right sometimes you get people sucked into your mindless babble which normally wouldn’t be mindless babble but is misconstrued as such due to previously discussed difficulties and eventually the whole thing just looks like one big block of text based noise and i personally start to look for the ascii art or something usually instinctively before even coming to the realization that its actually some very special bull**** collection of ideas put together by a complete moron who has no idea how to format their thoughts properly and then expects the rest of the world not only to read it but to actually be able to make sense of it or give enough of a **** to try i mean the whole thing is insulting really most of us have the perspicacity to tie our own shoes in the least the least you worthless ****s could do is type using some vaguely interpretable form of english not that it matters because this is the internet and while the internet is serious business that doesnt mean that it cant be a palyground for the mentally handicapped that make up the majority of the little mindless cretins that make up the members of this board and game for the most part and while the game is mildly clever most of this is done for the lulz anyway so who really gives a flying ****

Hey fokin Yankees, come in ere for a minute

I’m thoroughly confused…the only ppl who use the term Yankee that I am aware of are southern inbred buck-toothed knuckle-dragging rednecks who can’t understand ppl from the north.

Do you perhaps mean “Yanks”? Based on everything else you’ve posted it’s clear that you’re not a southerner, but I’m having a hard time telling if you’re a Chav or whatever post-abortive familial rejections are referred to in Aussie land.

I think you’re missing some words or syllables or letters or something, try putting a few more in and maybe then I can determine what specific stereotype your pathetic excuse for a human being ascribes to.

Why torches AND pitchforks? I mean, it's stupidly inefficient

While pitchtorch got it right, it should be pointed out (because some of you are admittedly too stupid to recognize this) that the torch and the pitchfork serve completely different purposes. The torch is so you can ****ing *see*...these mob raidings in the rural countryside tend to happen at night. Turning the pitchfork into a partial flamethrower doesn’t solve the lack of light problem that the torch was for.