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Mercs StorytimeLog in to see images! <Mercwithmouth> THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO <Mercwithmouth> before the dawn of man as we knew him, <Mercwithmouth> there was Sir Santa of Claus <Mercwithmouth> an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste <Mercwithmouth> hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year <Mercwithmouth> These so-called “toys” were buried as witches <Mercwithmouth> and defecated upon <Mercwithmouth> and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children <Mercwithmouth> It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. <_2Dum2Kno> Well, that still doesn’t tell me why you… <Mercwithmouth> I’m not finished <Mercwithmouth> YOU should have gotten a snack <Mercwithmouth> A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet… <Mercwithmouth> landed on the ice-encased Earth <Mercwithmouth> and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology <Mercwithmouth> Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like “train,” <Mercwithmouth> but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid <Mercwithmouth> Christmas still sucked, in a big way. <Kumdumpstaz> Boy, this IS a long story. Maybe I WILL get something to eat. <LHO_> Yeah, I think I’m gonna get drunk while I listen. (view post) |
02/08/2010 |
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Breaking news wechall is awesomeThe Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:
That is a god damn lie and you know it. I personally put ****ty photoshops in those klan forums. (view post) |
02/07/2010 |
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[CONTEST] Be my friend, lure me, win 10BPs + a pretty naked picYour eyes are like the moon. Except you have two of them and there’s only one moon. Unless you’re a cyclops or something. I’m cool with that too. Half price on optometrist bills, amirite? (view post) |
02/06/2010 |
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the line between lol and lmaoI bet she’s fun at parties (view post) |
02/05/2010 |
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is my baby truely getting enough milkI came. (view post) |
02/05/2010 |
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I have heard that 2dum2kno wants to **** dolphinsI’m not disputing that. I’ve made my extracurricular activities quite clear. Whether people choose to believe me is up to them. (view post) |
02/05/2010 |
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I have heard that 2dum2kno wants to **** dolphinsI don’t see what the big deal is. ****ing animals is pretty much a rite of pbumage in Canada. So what if he chose dolphins? (view post) |
02/05/2010 |
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Would it help if I am handsome?ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:
Then again, that usually leads me to indecent exposure charges so I guess it’s a draw. (view post) |
02/05/2010 |
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Would it help if I am handsome?Being handsome helps a lot. It gives me confidence. (view post) |
02/05/2010 |
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[330 BP in Prizes!]Create An Artistic Rendition Of Your Genitalia -- Sponsored By pizza party[NSFW]Just for clarification, I put paint on my male reproductive organ and used it as a brush to paint this picture. (view post) |
02/04/2010 |
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A p sad dayET, I always hoped you would bear my chocolate man babies some day. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours. Ilu man Log in to see images! Blowjob for the road? (view post) |
02/03/2010 |
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Super Rare PhotographI’m going to take this opportunity to apologize for my previous post. (view post) |
02/03/2010 |
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Super Rare PhotographThat picture gives me a T-boner Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/03/2010 |
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[330 BP in Prizes!]Create An Artistic Rendition Of Your Genitalia -- Sponsored By pizza party[NSFW]Log in to see images! This is an artistic representation of my male reproductive organ because my male reproductive organ painted it. Painting is hard. I could have used a smaller brush at some points etc. etc. (view post) |
02/03/2010 |
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Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your first name.I’m an “eternal sex-god.” Also, Men possessing this name are very well endowed. (view post) |
02/03/2010 |
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Look at this stuff? Isn't it neat?CrinkzPipe Posted:
That’s not a female character, but since you asked yes, yes I would. (view post) |
02/03/2010 |
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Look at this stuff? Isn't it neat?Claine Posted: |
02/03/2010 |
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Mugiwara no Ichimi
I think it was a pretty good movie. Further proof that you should always listen to elderly asian men. (view post) |
02/03/2010 |
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Mugiwara no IchimiNot sure what this thread is about Log in to see images!
Am I close? Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/03/2010 |
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Anorexic manI would eat the sprinkles off of that girls eyes then put her back in the box (view post) |
02/02/2010 |