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DANK FUKKEN NUGS BROSEPH

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whos ron paul

IM THE JUGGERNAUT ****!!!!

i want 2 make like tis hugebum bong and call it teh nuggernaut

no charles get out of my stash

general suggestions thread!

eponymous_ennui Posted:

Dan0rz Posted:

born out of the whippits discussion in the frugality thread by steve perry, seerow, et al…

how about the ability to use buff items between forums?like whippits add a small defence bonus for 3 turns like they do now but you can pop one in the forum list. in combat/out of combat items sort of thing.

Seconded, and perhaps in addition to out-of-combat items have out-of-combat skills as well from healing to buffs or debuffs of threads.

also, how about damage types? “lololololol ur gay” is going to be pretty much “yeah and?” on gay pride dot com or whatever. maybe this can be the troll’s gimmick? like… emo kids and camwhores make their attacks up and people react to them, but trolls wait for an exploitable post and then THEY do the reacting for mbumive damage

augh someone with more of a brain translate this into english for trout please =_(\

I like this idea a lot, actually. It makes sense that different attacks would be more damaging in certain forums: for instance, a Camwhore’s titty shot wouldn’t exactly make much of an impact in Bruce Bear’s personal forums, but would probably cause an uproar in the KKK. Instead of making it exceptionally complex with 25.36% resistant vs X attack, just have perhaps four levels of resistance- Immune, Resistant, Standard and Vulnerable- that can be either hidden or displayed.

Damage types may include:

 

- Sex: most camwhore attacks would probably be of this damage, though a troll’s insult on your sexuality or your mother’s sexuality may fall in this category as well. Camwhores will be resistant to these attacks, while trolls are likely to be vulnerable.

– lollerskate: damage from very special n00biness. Most of a Re-Re’s attacks would be lollerskate, while a camwhore’s “hay guyz” attack or a troll’s monosyllablic quote pyramid would also deal lollerskate damage. Emo kids will be vulnerable to lollerskate damage because of their pretension, while trolls are resistant.

– Emo: as the name implies. Camwhores can deal both emo and lollerskate damage through their mindless rants on their hair, like, yeah, and she was, like, totally very special, y’know? Camwhores are vulnerable to emo while emo kids are resistant.

– Flame: all clbumes can flame, but trolls would probably be the master of this damage type. Most threads will probably not be resistant to flaming.

 

The general idea is that everyone will have different attacks, each of which will deal different damage types. This also adds a fair amount of variety into the attacks at higher levels, instead of them just simply being more damage for more tears/douchebaggery/sexiness.

this is in fact exactly what i was thinking except like, fully realised, damn dude, nice

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general suggestions thread!

born out of the whippits discussion in the frugality thread by steve perry, seerow, et al…

how about the ability to use buff items between forums?like whippits add a small defence bonus for 3 turns like they do now but you can pop one in the forum list. in combat/out of combat items sort of thing.

also, how about damage types? “lololololol ur gay” is going to be pretty much “yeah and?” on gay pride dot com or whatever. maybe this can be the troll’s gimmick? like… emo kids and camwhores make their attacks up and people react to them, but trolls wait for an exploitable post and then THEY do the reacting for mbumive damage

augh someone with more of a brain translate this into english for trout please =_(\

NEW POETRY BEAT

u cant say saddam without sad i guess

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itt we r postign in 4chan

VegetaGoku6969696969 Posted:

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SAUCE PLOX RAPID**** ANONYMOUS DELIVERS

ITT we pretend(or are, in my case) to be civil, uperclbum english persons

Red_Machine_D Posted:

WHAT WHAT!

sir, this thread is for acting like refined gentlemen. if you wish to roleplay as one of those coloured “rapping” chaps, please go to the correct thread for such an activity.

good day to you.

GAMBLEBOT EXPLOIT TRY THIS B4 TROUT PATCHES IT

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*erotic dream*

DaViDlEeSePhIrOtH Posted:

Schadenfraulein Posted:

Last nigth I dreamed tha tmy high-school English teacher was holding me down while my girlfriend rubbed a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich aginst the sole of my foot. I twas ridiculosuly arrrrousing. Log in to see images!

There’s a girl in my English clbum that I have been dreaming of recently, her skin like smooth alabaster, her eyes as blue as an electric blue Trapper Keeper. If only she would acknowledge me. I would bring a plastic-wrapped peanut bumer and jelly sandwich and rub it on her feet forever if she wished. Alas, that her eyes look straight through me as if I weren’t even there, PBJ turning to ashes in my mouth, plastic crumpled into a ball of despair and tossed into the trash can of doubt. Oh woe. Oh whoa. Whoa-oh.

why do u dudez have to ruin evrything

jesus fukken christ

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