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JacktheStripper Posted:

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My (ex-)girlfriend has expressed interest in being raped....

Halo Posted:

every girl i’ve been with has expressed an interest in this. things i’ve learned:

she doesnt mean hockey mask/break-in roleplay stuff. she wants to be taken by you. basically drag her into your bedroom one day, roughly. tear her clothes off (like literally rip them off) hold her down, **** her. be very rough, hurt her a bit til she stops struggling

it sounds very very dodgy, but they actually love it. i think some girls just love the idea of being taken, without having to worry about consequences

THIS

It’s a enjoy FANTASY not real enjoy… I’m sure she’ll appreciate not being left in a ditch somewhere or duct-taped in a trunk… however you can still use duct-tape. Log in to see images!

There’s a couple of different types of enjoy fantasy, not just “OH U R SO MANLY TAEK OFF MAH CLOTHES”

There’s the one where you just take her roughly, as mentioned above, using one hand to hold her wrists above her head, the other hand either over her mouth to stop her screaming (This is where you can get rough, threaten her to try and get her to stop screaming and stuff) Or, have your hand around her throat to give you more the sense of control, i.e, control her breathing, give her just enough, it will give her the feeling of powerlessness but also deep down inside she’ll feel safe (and also your male reproductive organ if you aren’t too much of a fabulous person to stick in her while you’re choking her like a real man) also, in this position you can use your hand on her neck to manouver her face to look directly up at you.

A slight variation is using good old rope (not coarse rope, as it’s uncomfortable and leaves marks. Try either a cotton rope or silk scarves) to tie her to the bed/pole/sink or wherever else you’re going to “take” her. This leaves one hand free because you don’t need to ever power her as much and to free up the other hand, meet my dear old friend duct-tape. Straight over the mouth, use about 3 pieces over the mouth, one over the top of each other, one a little longer than the next, as she will randomly try and moan out her mouth so the warm breath will make duct tape lose it’s sticky and just fall off. When she’s just about to come just rip the duct tape off, if you don’t fail miserably, this small bit of pain mixed with how much pleasure she is in should send her over the edge.

PRO TIPS:

If your girlfriend is good at undoing knots or you’re worried they aren’t tight enough and your girlfriend can easily slip out because you suck, she is a twig… or what ever other reason, well, remember my friend duct tape? Use it to cover the knots you have tied or use it in combination with the rope to make it more secure (Do not just use duct tape alone or all the body perspiration will make it become loose and drop off quickly)

If you aren’t comfortable with not using protection, it’s ok to use them in this scenario… To keep with the roleplay instead of being liek “Oh… excuse me… I just need a condom, miss.” say soemthing degrading or something like “You aren’t my jizz, whore” or something to that effect.

If you are, try pulling out at the last second and come on her (and hey, since she’s a little tied up, you have free range of where you want it to land!)

Things girls don’t usually find hot:

Hockey Mask (She wants to be taken with force by you, not jason lolll)

Skii Masks (As hot as being taken by a video game character would be, I don’t think that the terrorist from counterstrike is a good character to choose for this. Skii masks don’t really compliment a face…Log in to see images!

Asking “Is this ok” or “Are you hurting”... You’re raping her, the point is you are using her for your pleasure. Believe me, if you do it right, the pain will feel good anyway

If you use a safe word make it “Yellow” or “Blue” don’t make it “Pirate” or something silly because if you want to get started again, a stupid word will not help the mood.

You should just try it, you’ll be suprised, maybe you’ll like it. If you are quiet and shy and the less dominant in the relationship, I almost guarantee you will like being dominant in the sack. I’m guessing this because clearly you are quite vanilla compared to your girl, just offer up ideas, go with the flow and try things she wants to try (Unless she begins to talk about liek… scat, peeing on you, vomit or making you be the next goatse guy, then you can dump her and run away really fast)

So yeah, uhhh… If you need any more advice/wisdom don’t hesitate to ask!

**** I just burned my finger and the doctor said I can't finger any girl for one week

Get a hand transplant:

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CrinkzPipe Posted:

Sorry to break it to you, but just because you aren’t funny and original doesn’t mean there are a select few out there that are.

Sorry to break it to you, but those select few aren’t on forum warz.

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CrinkzPipe Posted:

been done before and a lot better sorry.

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