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	Holy ** this the best ever Skyman747 Posted:** Hitler by far. I also enjoy the Norris vs. Lincoln battle. Norris and Lincoln & Hulk Hogan and Kim Jong Ill were good. The other two were pretty gay. (view post)	02/06/2011
	Holy ** this the best ever Hobojim Posted:** I call shenanigans. It would have taken Darth Vader a good three days to say that many words in between heavy breathing. Although “Dirty Sanchez on your lip” was pretty rockin. I agree it was his best line however < step into my shower (view post)	02/06/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve So I made it to day 14 and just died. The rest of the guys will be dead tomorrow. If anybody wants to coordinate getting more of us in a town together now is the time. bobdisgea Posted: thats cause the majority of this thread is nicco, CS, ricket, that one guy and me. we are in a coalition. and nicco ricket and that one guy are all in one town. so they ** about the same thing. plus CS went on hitler on his town or something and i got 3 people banished and made half my town kill themselves and now we are doing great. I rule with an iron fist bro. We do not teach mercy at this dojo. Nicco Posted:** http://www.die2nite.com/#saloon/?go=saloon/thread/1277940?page=1;tpage=1 Hey CS remember these guys? I believe weep is in that coalition. Yeah, I remember that Failcat dude. (view post)	02/06/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve So holy ** ers low estimate was 940 (went down from day prior) we had 944 and the attack ended up only being 943 can you believe that ? All three of us made it. As fortunate as that is I wish a few more had got through if you know what I mean Log in to see images!** I know Nicco does. (view post)	02/05/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve Oh well I just contradicted myself. Check that last cap I posted it is some good **. One dude had been addicted for like four days and another just got infected. You see it would have worked out cuz I had a parecetoid and another guys just found one but there were no other drugs in the bank — so being the nice guy I am I slip addicted fabulous person mine and say here just take it there’s one in the bank for infected fabulous person. Being a totally cool dude at this point. And addicted fabulous person just retards out on me big time and I make fun of him a little cuz he puts it in the bank for like no reason and he gets all bumhurt which is kind of very special and kind of offends me cuz I just hooked the dude up and both dudes were gonna be ok no problem right? But I’m like it cuz meat-bone-eating infected fabulous person is TOTALLY ING CLUELESS and addicted fabulous person is just ungrateful and too very special for words. So I’m like screw these idiots then and tell infected fabulous person he has to take both that is why addicted fabulous person put in bank thus he goes from infected to perfectly ok to hooked and there is no medicine left for addicted fabulous person and they both die when it could have been easily prevented. That is **in Shakespeare dawg. (view post)	02/05/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve Nicco Posted: You should talk the other people into going outside, then close the gates on them. I know huh. Nah, they got no ap left and I already told everyone don’t go outside if you are terrified. Remember, I said like on day five we never found cigs/vibrator… day 13 and never found one. It’s crazy how in some towns you just don’t find certain **. We had copper pipes and EC and N&B like crazy, engine machette, lawnmower, but ** no cigs/vib I also wanted to upgrade the battery launcher and we never found that even though I think I have seen one in just about every town I been in. Anyway was hoarding town’s only valium shot ftw so I got to kill some zeds on the last day. Came right back inside though for that exact reason — I was trying to make sure neither of them had any ap by looking at the registry but I think one dude still has three… (view post)	02/05/2011
	So ah the gagagaga ah huh (view post)	01/30/2011
	So uh (view post)	01/30/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve Bacchus Posted: Yes you can. He is my coalition. And yeah I guess you’re right; I basically just trolled Nicco + My own coalition + All of Forumwarz. (view post)	01/29/2011
	So sdgrbbum09 Posted: (I just called you uninteresting if you can’t understand sarcasm in the alternate universe) asfeguitar08 said the exact same thing (view post)	01/29/2011
	So Anyway, like I was telling raffle, you see a male reproductive organ and the first thing that pops in your head shouldn’t automatically be nom nom baby need his oral fixation… persay. It’s like when I see a male reproductive organ I consider myself a pretty rational male reproductive organ seer. It’s like hmm, well that is male reproductive organ — that is all I’m thinking initially. Hmm, that is a male reproductive organ whose presence I am aware of — doesn’t mean it’s automatically going in my mouth, and it doesn’t mean it’s not either, because I am a reasonable individual capable of independent thought outside of any male reproductive organ prejudice and/or society’s male reproductive organ conditioning. (view post)	01/29/2011
	So Ger-Man Posted: IN THAT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE YOU’RE COMING FROM, WHAT IS THE WORD FOR ALTERNATE? Bi-Curious. (view post)	01/29/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve I can’t believe Nicco took that seriously and actually got bumhurt over it. (view post)	01/29/2011
	So KingKloskowski Posted: Move along folks, its just another Celery Steve thread. Log in to see images! (view post)	01/29/2011
	So Raffle Ticket Posted: i like quite a lot of threads but you might not so i won’t post them here Log in to see images! Yeah, because you’re kind of a fabulous person raffle. Everyone is all like oh raffle ticket is so nice. He’s so cute and nice. But I wouldn’t want people to like me if it meant they liked me like a little lap dog with a pink sweater. That **** is for fabulous persons. I mean I’m not like saying nothing you know. I’m just saying. Like just next time you see a male reproductive organ don’t automatically put it in your mouth without thinking about it. You can’t knock me for saying that either because it is some pretty solid advice. Take a moment of consideration, don’t let felatio become an instinctual response. They should teach that to kids in school. (view post)	01/29/2011
	So Are there any cool threads? And no I don’t mean fabulous person stuff like the the ** you think is cool but that is actually cool and not stupid like the dumb ** you like. (view post)	01/29/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve put an alt or just leave your terrible klan http://www.forumwarz.com/klans/profile/composolition (view post)	01/29/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve Nicco Posted: Thanks to a bunch of builders who are mute and don’t read the forums we just built the Uber Wall instead of the Mega Pump. There are 25 water rations left. 1 concrete block short for the Mega Pump. We just built the Uber Wall on day five but we have enough concrete for the Mega Pump because we’re not fabulous persons like you. We just need one more copper pipe. Only thing is this is noob town so we’re down to 23 people on day 6, but I’d rather have a few quality people than a bunch of fabulous persons who want to upgrade the workshop and tell me the butcher is a waste of 13 basic materials and 40 :ap: when it is going to create 22 food plus whatever other animals we find. I can’t wait to unlock more hero ** so I can start out with a shotgun and a chainsaw. Also you **ing fabulous persons need to get in the coalition klan seriously or we will join your town and shun you and then we will kill you in real life because you’re a terrible person. Also if your parents told you you were worthless growing up and you have recovered after several years and thousands of dollars spent on counseling guess what your parents were right and your counselor is just a loser like you who only tells you that because you pay him and we’re going to kill you in real life and shun you then shun your funeral in real life then troll your funeral like the westboro baptist church only no freedom fighters will ride their motorcycles around the block to discourage us because you’re a terrible fabulous person. (view post)	01/29/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve I take drugs ****! (view post)	01/25/2011
	die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve Nillo Posted: The only time I have intentionally died so far was in the last town, when I had to die so that me and the other guys in the coalition could play together. Even when there are like four griefers on day 1 and it looks like things are going to the ****ter, I’d still rather be eaten in the town than lost walking in the desert because you gain more points for the former. Yeah griefing is a bumhurt way to go out. More like getting trolled than trolling imo. (view post)	01/25/2011