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ATTN ALL EMOS: UR SO GAY

I have two kids, I don’t think I’m gay, of course I’m also in the middle of a divorce so I may be headed there. Oh wait… nope, still banging women. Sorry guys.

hey it's a contest for like some BPs or somethin, u kno

Here’s an old one I did a couple months ago, I’ve been doing this to work out my detailed writing. Enjoy. Cover coming soon.

It was Saturday night and I was walking home from the movie theater. I had just seen Iron Man and it was ****ing awesome. It was a warm summer night so the walk wouldn’t be too bad or so I thought. I had my MP3 player with me as I went so I didn’t hear the strange noises around me. It was so sudden when I blacked out with the words of the song echoing in my head “Deep deep deep…”.

I woke up nude tied to a table. The table was cold and I couldn’t see anything around me. The room was dark but I could feel silk bonds holding my arms to the legs of the table and my ankles together. I tried to see if I could still lift my legs but I heard the clanging of a chain holding down what kept my legs together.

This brutal realization that I was so exposed and vulnerable sent terror down my already frozen spine, so much so that I didn’t notice the faint smell of roses in the room. I began to sweat uncomfortably as a light entered the room. It was a torch held by a cloaked figure accompanied by four others in the same garb. They were indistinguishable, tan robes covering dark faces. They stood two at each side of me and one at my feet.

The figure holding the torch turned and put it into a holder by the table and back to face me. I didn’t know what was going to happen next, they just stared at me with invisible eyes until finally the figure at my feet spoke.

“You are here to satisfy a need”, the booming female voice spoke. I began to sweat even more, I don’t deal with being an occult sacrifice very well. She removed her hood before she spoke again, revealing a young black haired woman with dark, piercing eyes and light skin.

“You’re not gonna kill me are you?”, I asked. There was no honest way to hide the fear in my voice.

“Of course not, we are peaceful, we don’t do that sort of thing, sometimes we just have to use violent means to get what we need” she explained with a soft tone as she came around the table wither her hand traveling up my side to my shoulder.

“And what need am I here to satisfy?”, I asked, her soft touch putting me slightly at ease.

“Certain things cause people to lose focus, with the things that I am required to do I cannot afford such a thing, you are here to help me regain that focus” she explained as her hand moved over to my chin and her gaze met mine. It felt like she was reading me like an open book for that moment.

“And how am I supposed to do that?” I asked, the clam beginning to take over despite being tied to an ice cold table.

“With this” she said with a smile as her hand reached for my male reproductive organ, the warmth in contrast to the cold table made it swell slightly.

“I can tell you’re interested” she said with a smirk, her eyes never leaving mine, “Leave us, he will comply”, she said as the other cloaked figures left the room. She then backed up and let the robe fall to her feet revealing herself completely. Handful sized breasts and a perfect patch of hair on her woman's genitals. There wasn’t a mark or a scar on this woman, it was like she was perfect in every way. My head began to spin and my male reproductive organ rose even more. I’m goddamn glad I didn’t go to the movies last night like I had originally planned. She began to speak as she walked back towards my head.

“Now, you will please me or more violence may ensue, and we wouldn’t want that right” she asked with her face inches away from mine. I shook my head thinking that I couldn’t possibly have a problem with this. She then swung her leg over my head and before I knew it she had her woman's genitals right in my face. My first instinct was to grab her thighs but my arms were still tied down. The force rattled the table and caused her to laugh under her breath.

“Don’t be so excited, just take it slowly at first, I need to be started before the fun can begin”. Taking her advice I began to lick gently at the lips of her woman's genitals. The taste was so familiar but with this new woman it was oh so new at the same time. She felt so warm as she began to wiggle her thighs ever so slightly and started to breath heavily, letting me know that it was working.

“You’re no stranger to this are you?” she asked as if she was purring. I had only smiled and guided my tongue to her clit and began to flick it back and forth slowly. That little change in tactic forced soft moans from her throat that only served to make me even harder. I decided to pick up the pace with my tongue and she started to moan louder. I wished I could move my arms so I could swing her thighs over my tongue but then, almost like she could read my thoughts, she started to move and my tongue was all over her soaking wet woman's genitals. Whipping back and forth, tasting and touching every area there was to taste and touch. Then my tongue was inside, I simply just licked up and flicked her clit then back inside and did the same again until she began to scream for me. We didn’t even know eachother’s name but I was making her great times.

“Yes! Don’t stop! I’m almost there!” she screamed as her body stiffened and she threw back her head as she arched her back. My face was covered in her and that was it. I had proved myself to this complete stranger. As the moment ended, she lifted her leg and swung it off me and slumped into a chair that was formerly unseen.

“Is that it?” I asked challengingly, as if the tying up and ritualisticness of the whole thing was totally unnecessary.

“No”, she said with a smile, “that was just the beginning”. She flicked a light switch next to her and I realized I wasn’t really in any place of horror, I was in a living room with a couch, a recliner, a TV, a stereo, the whole bit. It just made my nervousness initially seem riddiculous. She walked over to the torch that was held up by what seemed to be an umbrella stand and put it out like one of those Survivor candles. This all struck me as overly elaborate but I was harder than I have ever been and just ate this woman’s woman's genitals so I was in no position to question it.

“I can see you are ready for the next part of this ritual” she said referring to my fully erect male reproductive organ. She then swung her leg around me again but this time to stand on her knees on the table and start caressing my male reproductive organ.

“Do you want this inside of me?” she asked with a purr.

“I think you want it inside of you more?” I said with a male reproductive organy smirk.

“Confidence is always good”, she said as she began to actually handle the tool within her reach, “but it can also be dangerous”. She lowered her body to it and started to rub the head against her moist woman's genitals, it felt incredible and again my reflexes snapped and the table clanged as I tried to lift my arms to grab her.

“Now who wants it more?” she asked with a playful smirk. My moans of pleasure gave me away as she slid down and took the whole length inside of her. The sensation was intense after the teasing, it almost seemed like if she would have teased me longer I would have died on that table. She slowly lifted herself back up so that only the head was in.

“I dominate you, you can’t take that from me even if you weren’t tied up” she said as she slid back down. Her words and the sensation of her actions only made me want it more. She slid back up slowly then with a girlish grin then as she came back down I thrusted my lower body upward into her and she let out a loud groan.

“Dominance is one thing, but persistence is another” I said, feeling like I may have been able to turn the tables. Without a word she pushed down her thighs to pin my bum against the table and started riding me faster. the look in her eyes had was displaying that I had threatened her control and she wasn’t going to lose it as she kept going faster and faster. Her woman's genitals tightening around my hard, throbbing male reproductive organ. She then leaned down as she was ****ing me and bit my lip and worked her way around my neck, kissing a path to my ear that she then bit. That was my weak spot. The clang rang out again as I jerked my arms, legs and crotch towards her. She let out another laugh under her breath through her moans as she sat up and began to twist her thighs on my male reproductive organ.

“Why be persistant when I can take care of what we both need?” she asked as she began to rotate faster, I couldn’t argue with her, I felt every movement she had made. Her eyes were locked on mine as she conintued to move, it was like she was trying to feel what I was feeling to increase her own pleasure. Suddenly without notice she stopped rotating her hips and just started rolling back and forth on male reproductive organ, taking it all the way in and pulling away. Her eyes closed as she threw her head back.

“**** me now, move with me now, I want to feel you **** me” she moaned as I pushed upward with just my crotch, the chains rattling with every move. She would push down and I would thrust up to meet her, our movements were perfectly matched.

“Harder baby, I’m gonna great times” she cooed as her eyes met mine again. I started to thrust upward as hard as my body would allow.

“Yes! That’s it baby, don’t stop!” She moaned as we continued to move to a beat playing in our heads and then it happened, her eyes closed, her mouth opened wide as she let out a moan then immediately bit her lip. She then stopped for a moment as her eyes met mine.

“Mmm, now it’s your turn” she said as she leaned forward and began to kiss my neck as she rode me again.

“I want to feel you great times inside of me” she moaned as she starting to swing her bum back and forth. The feeling was incredible, not only was she now amazingly wet but she was tightening herself just to make sure I couldn’t resist.

“Come on baby, I want you to great times for me. You’ve done everything else I told you, now I want you to great times.” she whispered as **** started to playfully lick my ear. There it was again, my one weakness as I began to thrust upward again as I had before.

“That’s it baby, do it for me!” she moaned as the intense feeling started swelling in my male reproductive organ then the next thing I knew, my eyes were shut tight, the sweat rolling off my brow from the act had felt even hotter as the orgasm over took me.

“Yes baby, that’s what I wanted” she moaned as I shot my hot load into her. Then, as suddenly as it began the moment was over and I was just left to lay there, still tied down, but much more satisfied and much more comfortable than I was when I first realized I wasn’t outside of the movie theater anymore.

She reached behind me and untied my arms, as the silk fell to the floor she lyed on me with her arms held to her chest. By instinct I put my arms around her and she let a satisfied moan. After the adrenaline rush of the fear and the incredible sex that took place, I fell asleep.

I woke up sitting on a park bench a block down from the theater, the bank clock nearby had said it was 4 in the morning. Was it all a dream, it seemed to real. I then realized that the same song was still playing on my MP3 player as when I blacked out.

How many smileprins will I need to run GFoC and Faux News if I have a DML?

I’m thinking Faux is a thread emos can’t even touch, I was in there not expecting much and got the **** kicked outta me from the word go

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Grampybone tink we got dis contest beat fren.

Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)

Shmakowski goes into a men’s room to take a leak and as he’s there, this huge black dude runs in, unloads this mbumive python from his pants and releases just a huge gusher of urin. Shmakowski decides to make small talk “Say buddy, what’s your name” the black guy responds in a very friendly, yet very deep tone “Ben Brown” and Shmakowski faints where he stands, male reproductive organ in hand. Worried, Ben zips up and shakes Shmakowski to wake him up. As soon as his eyes are open again, Ben asks with great concern “What happened are you alright?” Shmakowski gasps back “I coulda swore you said ‘Bend down’”.

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling

Bonus Joke: My wife and I have a great relationship, she says I’m one in a million. That just means she’s ****in 7 guys in New York alone.

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All new last post wins 3BP thread

wrong contest.

My Alignment is Neutral: Good or Bad?

I seriously thought the thread title was a joke, is neutral good or bad? Umm… neither…