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	UNBAN BRONNIH OH MY GOD SHE HAS A SHORT BAN ON A WEEKEND WHATEVER THE **** SHALL SHE DO? (view post)	04/04/2009
	The nazi flag emoticon. CrinkzPipe Posted: Plus, go look at the KKK forum, there are nazi like symbols. I hadn’t thought of that also: Log in to see images! (view post)	04/04/2009
	The nazi flag emoticon. Nicco Posted: I think it’s something with the Canadian Law, not sure though. oh sure but underaged kids photos (me included) are totally fine right? (view post)	04/04/2009
	The nazi flag emoticon. I. Am. Not. Easily. Offended. (view post)	04/04/2009
	ITT: We go schizo. hey look guyz look what i can do Log in to see images! (view post)	04/04/2009
	[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!! I kinda stole Semc’s idea but in the spirit of fun i’ll share this one Stranger: pervo You: http://www.forumwarz.on.nimp.org <===GO THERE NOW Stranger: fine upstanding member of society Stranger: >: D You: at least go to forumwarz You: tell them Auser sent yah You: you will recieve an extention to your online male reproductive organ Stranger: WHAT Stranger: YOU Stranger: ARE Stranger: ............................. Stranger: crazy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Screen: http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/194/5477240684.png (view post)	04/04/2009
	ITT: List of good players hurp durp, Ctrl F Auser. No Auser Log in to see images! Oh wait its about peens Log in to see images! (view post)	04/04/2009
	Worst Poster Idol! Nicco Posted: MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD Man you used to be cool Log in to see images! (view post)	04/04/2009
	Worst Poster Idol! quangntenemy Posted: You can’t beat me. Also the one with the most “win” votes is the pathetic loser. The one with the most “fail” votes is the real winner! Log in to see images! the real loser is the post that stays at zero. That way people don’t even notice you exist… Log in to see images! (view post)	04/04/2009
	SHII I always considered Shii to be the sexual submissive in a such a beautiful relationship. Thank you for the proof. I’ll go jack off now (view post)	04/04/2009
	I am thinking of joining a klan. Auser Posted: especially if its Grey Goose Mafiosi wait wat? (view post)	04/04/2009
	I am thinking of joining a klan. Andy_Dextruss Posted: I don’t care, just be sure to destroy whatever klan it is you join. especially if its Grey Goose Mafiosi (view post)	04/04/2009
	The totally legit guide for getting someone to want a piece of your fat pimply bum Greetings fellow ~~Forumwarz Users~~ grotesque attention seekers. We all need a little love in our lives Log in to see images! in light of the nature of this fugly community and the people who post here i would like to present to you How to get laid and people: Male Edition You have a few different ways you can approach this as a guy so I’ll list the most common ones Log in to see images! BE AN ATTRACTIVE, CHARISMATIC AND GENERALLY WITTY INDIVIDUAL: ok I know we are off on the wrong foot here already, as you post on forumwarz and giggle at photoshops of Evil Trout staring out of a gaping bum in your spare time. Actually I’ll skip this step altogether Log in to see images! Log in to see images! ALCOHOL This is a little more realistic and will compensate for your obvious defects in looks and personality. Beer goggles thankfully work for women too, so getting a ** so wasted she can’t do the alphabet forwards let alone backward is a good start on your road to woman's genitals. step by step guide to using alcohol (for the most braindead of re-re) 1.Leave the house (this is a very important step) 2.Go to place with women and alcohol (friends help you not to not look like a rapist) 3.Drink enough alcohol yourself to overcome your crippling fear of human contact. 4.Wait till a poor girl is wasted enough to talk to you (look for staggering) 5.For gods sake close the deal. Log in to see images! IF ALL ELSE FAILS GUYS REMEMBER ITS NOT enjoy IF YOU SHOUT SURPRISE!!!!! Female edition** 1.Pick up telephone 2.Dial a man from the phonebook (preferably not brothers/fathers) 3.Ask for sex 4.Receive sex 5.Feel like a whore (view post)	04/03/2009
	dobnits' Monthly Contest of the Month: 4/09 - The Great Face-off [5 BP grand Prize] I sort of want to enter Log in to see images! we’ll see (view post)	04/03/2009
	April Fools is Officially Over it was **ing awesome Log in to see images!** (view post)	04/03/2009
	[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!! Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted: A lot of you have probably visited Omegle by now, the anonymous one-on-one chat interface that’s been heavily exploited for much lulz recently. As Gawker described it, “It’s the Internet-chat version of truckstop-bathroom sex — hotter because you don’t know who you’re hooking up with.” Perhaps you’ve already seen this hilarious thread, where Forumwarz operatives have been dutifully ***ing with random strangers from all over the globe? Well, here’s your chance to get paid BP to troll! Just do what you do best and post it here. I’ve got a bunch of BP in my account, and I’m prepared to toss it around like an AIG exec who got to keep his exit bonus. Just how many is at our discretion, but no Crotch Zombie employee would ever ~~Toxx~~ generichaxor on a contest…trust us! There will also be an E-Peen™ for the winner or winners. Again, it really depends on the quality, originality and realism* of submissions. Oh, that’s another point: It’s really easy to fake this ***, so by entering you implicitly swear to God* it’s a real chatlog, and if we have good reason to believe otherwise, you will be PERMADISQUALIFIED. We don’t even know what that means, but it’s bad. Posting screenshots will help, although it’ll be a pain in the bum unless the chat’s really short. So don’t ** with us! Log in to see images!** Incidentally, you do want to keep your entries short. While you want to slyly draw your victim in, ideally they should disconnect in disgust after just a couple of screens. You have until 11:59 p.m. (EST) next Friday, April 10. You get one submission per legal alt, so make it count! (If you win a Peen, it can be transferred to your main if you notify us within a reasonable time.) BONUS: Getting in a mention of Forumwarz, or that their convo will be pasted in Flamebate, is always a plus! NOTE: Half the users on Omegle are 4chan trolls already, so they’ll never fall for this **. However, there’s a good chance they’d be interested in Forumwarz, too. Don’t you think? Log in to see images!** FINALLY: I can’t promise anything, but if a submission’s really amazing, it might just show up in a future IDC mission! If so, we’ll contact you. Auser said it best: HAVE FUN! Log in to see images! hahahaa I had no idea you would enjoy talking to /b/tards this much but whatever turns you guys on Log in to see images! Did I hear something about a peen? Log in to see images! (view post)	04/03/2009
	ME DONTS GETS ANY EGGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in to see images! (view post)	04/02/2009
	this thread was suppose to wb to switty bum!!! i really just wanna ask...WTF IS A male reproductive organBISHOP??!? lol congrats 1337xxxlolololxxx1337 I think you made the only worthwhile thread of the day. Bumpage (view post)	04/02/2009
	The Official "Who Were You?" Thread: April Fools' Day '09 i was nanafabulous personjesus, but i don’t see the point of this thread since the wiki has an article and that has the whole list Log in to see images! posting in a thread (view post)	04/02/2009
	Season 3 Dom peens? at least you are getting one Log in to see images! (view post)	04/02/2009

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