Auser

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in light of the nature of this fugly community and the people who post here i would like to present to you

How to get laid and **** people: Male Edition

You have a few different ways you can approach this as a guy so I’ll list the most common ones

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ok I know we are off on the wrong foot here already, as you post on forumwarz and giggle at photoshops of Evil Trout staring out of a gaping bum in your spare time. Actually I’ll skip this step altogether Log in to see images!

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This is a little more realistic and will compensate for your obvious defects in looks and personality. Beer goggles thankfully work for women too, so getting a **** so wasted she can’t do the alphabet forwards let alone backward is a good start on your road to woman's genitals.

step by step guide to using alcohol (for the most braindead of re-re)
1.Leave the house (this is a very important step)
2.Go to place with women and alcohol (friends help you not to not look like a rapist)
3.Drink enough alcohol yourself to overcome your crippling fear of human contact.
4.Wait till a poor girl is wasted enough to talk to you (look for staggering)
5.For gods sake close the deal.

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IF ALL ELSE FAILS GUYS REMEMBER ITS NOT enjoy IF YOU SHOUT SURPRISE!!!!!

Female edition
1.Pick up telephone
2.Dial a man from the phonebook (preferably not brothers/fathers)
3.Ask for sex
4.Receive sex
5.Feel like a whore