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IM GOIN TO KILL MYSELFLog in to see images! (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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high schol roleplay*one epic storyline later*
“QUICK KITTEN!” shouted David, as the Cyclopean rocket-beast lumbered towards him, wicked teeth gleaming with the blood of 6000 freshly eaten newborn children, “THROW ME MY ROCKET LAUNCHER!” (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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IM GOIN TO KILL MYSELFomg you saw it
i phail at making subtle puns
Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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high schol roleplayMiggle Posted:
“C’mon”, said Dave, picking up the tiny kitten at his feet.
“We’ve got 500 Demon-Ninja to enjoy to death.”
He paused, glaring out into the night. “And we’ve gotta do it by midnight. That gives us ten minutes!” (view post) |
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IM GOIN TO KILL MYSELFbcause shes a ****
srsly ive met her (view post) |
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high schol roleplayDavid stopped outside the old cathedral. It smelled of imminent destruction
His heavy lead-toed boots crunched over the bones of those who lay where they were slain, a fire in his eyes betraying his ambition.
Night fell like a pregnant woman down the stairs: Not nearly fast or hard enough. And in the night, his wolf senses kicked in, as he tore from his fleshy form as a werepirewolf.
“I can smell you…” he said, eyes darting through the night.
And, just then, a huge and hideos being tore forth from the womb of the earth, rending the stones of the cathedral unto dust as it came. It’s ponderous, unholy form lurched sickeningly skywards and acidic venom poured forth from it’s gaping may as it let loose a min-shattering, alien scream of pure rage and fury.
Dave glared at the thing and said: “Shut the **** up, ****.” Then, pulling the pins out of six grenades using only his male reproductive organ, he lobbed them all straight into the cavernous maw of the beast, shattering it’s skull into millions of shards.
“Indigestion, bumhole?” asked Dave, staring at it’s corpse.
While he stared at it, he began to see dark forms stand and flitter off, vanishing silently into the night.
“****,”
Said Dave.
“Demon-ninja!” (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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IM GOIN TO KILL MYSELFi no rite?
down low (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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high schol roleplayBuster Hymen Posted:
i think buster is wllng to dispute paisly’s main character status
bsides u can just reroll a new charcter (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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IM GOIN TO KILL MYSELFcategorically, trolls r nevar sober (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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high schol roleplaywhy fin daves got like fcktuns of ppl to kill bfore this is don (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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high schol roleplayOn his way, there lay in his way a forty car pile up.
“Not to worry,” he murmured to no one in particular, “I believe I have the car-rect solution to this!” as he gunned his way towards a semi hauling some cars in front of him.
Using his hydraulics, he bumped the front of his car up, and used the puny new cars asa a ramp, launching his car hundreds of feet into the air.
At the height of the arc,he twisted his car upside down, drew out his rocket launcher and aimed it straight down. “I always did like big finishes…”
The whole thing exploded beautifully, in a blaze of precision explosions and shrapnel, killing everyone. His own car was destroyed on impact, but that didn’t bother him. He just kicked the **** out of the next person he saw and stole their car, and continued on his merry way. (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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high schol roleplayBuster Hymen Posted:
wel its 2 late now (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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high schol roleplayDavid Diddy stepped forth from his home, threw back his long locks of black hair and stared boldfaced into the sky.
“Hah!” he cried aloud. “The sun greets me as a friend! Today is a fine day. A fine day… FOR THE KICKING OF bum AND THE TAKING OF NAMES!”
He jumped into his race car and tore off down the rode toward his favorite haunt at the abandoned cathedral. On the way he thaought about all the npoor fools he would kill to sate his thirst for blood, and devour to fill his wolfish hunger.
He sure did pity those fools. (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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IM GOIN TO KILL MYSELFBuster Hymen Posted:
that would indeed be a catastrophe (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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THE GAMEim sorry i kno lables are bad
but u r one of us, rite (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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high schol roleplayooh give me a character next!
i wanna be a kung fu street racing vampire gypsy werewolf (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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THE GAMEMiggle Posted:
tahts not true we (the emos) love u, miggle.
ur one of us.
one of us! one of us! one of us! one of- *ahem* srry (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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IM GOIN TO KILL MYSELFur puns leave me feline ill
...damnit (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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IM GOIN TO KILL MYSELFMiggle Posted:
srry Miggle (view post) |
03/02/2008 |
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IM GOIN TO KILL MYSELFMr_Smiles Posted:
GOD DAMNIT SMILES THE GAME ISN’T OVER! GET BACK TO SUCKING male reproductive organS! (view post) |
03/02/2008 |