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	Official April First Thread Sarcasm Inc Posted: Is that implying you’re cold and frigid? Log in to see images! So WTF is this saying about me?!? Log in to see images! (view post)	04/01/2010
	50 BP for...nothing 24 (view post)	02/23/2010
	From h0g: An open letter to CZ handofg0d Posted: Hello, h0g here. This will probably be my LAST **ING POST EVER since I think you are all uptight fabulous persons. Everyone who wants to jump on the bandwagon and say I’m in the wrong and/or gay, I invite you the chance to lick my male reproductive organ clean after I pity your herpe ridden mothers. Anyone who works for Crotch Zombie, has worked from Crotch Zombie, or will ever work for Crotch Zombie, and that includes their unpayed bumclowns, I hope you fall male reproductive organ first into a pile of discarded hiv-positive heroin needles. I’m not exaggerating when I say that I am probably the single greatest thing that ever happened to this dank hole corner of the internet. Infested with only the lowest factor retards from some of the worst meme-pushing blisters on the internets male reproductive organ, I can tell you I am glad I can’t log in anymore. For some of you who didn’t get a chance to know me, here’s a short list of awesome things I did while I was here. ed your mom, Manphin & co., Breaking IDC, SPAM bots, faking my own perma ban and trolling the whole site, doing the same exact thing just 10 months later and still trolling (most) of you successfully, various hackery and such, great recipes, super huge male reproductive organ, and eating your sisters woman's genitals raw. I spoke to my lawyer, he said while it’s a pretty cut and dry case, and that nothing I can say now will change copyright laws, he still warned me against too much communication with you legion of retards, so I’ll see you when I’m rolling in them canadian greenbacks. Go right ahead and yourselves. Log in to see images!** (view post)	12/17/2009
	From h0g: An open letter to CZ handofg0d Posted: drussthebritishbastard Posted: Good evening. I will be your bull** analysis guide for this open letter. this is already gay. drussthebritishbastard Posted: If you bothered to read the terms of your contract, you would have found that it was specifically requested that you refrained from exposing said content. I didn’t. drussthebritishbastard Posted: LOL at the legal card, honestly mate – your case will not win. It is null and void on the count of you ignoring your employers request. Hay look your a tier lawyer than Merc. Read up on Intellectual Property you dumb . drussthebritishbastard Posted: So common sense and not leaking huge spoilers are invisible boundaries now? What? To my knowledge, The Forumwarz forum are one of the most lenient as far as rules go. Are you seriously trying to imply that stuff like “don’t post shocks” or “no loli” are hard rules to follow? No, all of the other rules, that pop up, and are enforced without prior notice. But you go ahead and spin this to make me look like a retard, you clearly need all the help you can get. drussthebritishbastard Posted: Oh yeah, just because you made some content for a web game, it doesn’t make you more valuable or important to the community or any of that bullcrap. It means you’re doing what everyone else is doing and your contributions were slightly less ty. You have no idea how much I did, nor why I was selected. As far as I know, JB was the only one to see my application to the apprentice, and I bumure you my credits went far beyond FB, which I rarely even bother with. drussthebritishbastard Posted: Don’t attempt to bumume the answer to your (imaginary) poll straight away – it gives people gas. So put up a poll, obviously I can’t. drussthebritishbastard Posted: ENLARGING YOUR TEXT by using capital letters MAKES YOUR POST HARDER TO READ. ESPECIALLY when it is CONSTANTLY ALTERNATING between the two cases. MORON Sowwy. drussthebritishbastard Posted: The reason you were employed by Crotch Zombie was because your Forumbuildr submissions were better than the bull most contributors churn out on a weekly basis. It was explained that your submissions conformed to the style of humor preferred by CZ. Given the fact that the people that were chosen to submit content were of a small minority, but were still selected from a huge fanbase, don’t you think for just a second there were so many more people just like you who could have had the chance to contribute but didn’t? The reason they chose you and not them was because you were slightly better, but now thanks to you betraying the trust of CZ they’ll have that chance. Nice going, champ! Also, what made you think that spoiling the game would be a good idea to boost sales? Regardless of whether it is a major spoiler or not, spoilers HURT sales. It also hurts the relationships between the developers and the customers – It’s like we’re the Harry Potter fans at a live book signing where you’re the guy driving by in a car yelling “SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE”, you’re just ing us both off. Uh huh. I take it you didn’t see the image then. Let me fill you in. It was 3 lines of a stalk convo. From a side quest that has no impact on the plot. You’re so far off with your comparison it hurts. Speaking of hurt, spoilers hurt sales? Is that why movies do not have trailers? Because if there were a trialer for a movie that showed tiny snippets of dialog and scene, it would spoil everything for everyone ever and nobody would go see it? Your logic is ing ace. drussthebritishbastard Posted: Not a very formal way to end a letter IMO. TL;DR – You are not valuable, you’re as expendable and as easy to replace as one of those red-shirts on Star Trek. The idea of turning this into a court case is ridiculous and there are no problems with the rules you found SO HARD to follow. We’ll miss you, but not for long. Die in a fire. p.s. I love you h0g Choke on my ing male reproductive organ. Oh and before I go, here’s some awesome chatlog from your bumbuddy: IDC Posted: -XI-: oh -XI-: Druss just **ing blew that hogfabulous person out the water Chawin: someone call the fire brigadfe Artifactor: hi all Somebody: hello Artifactor: whats up -XI-: Druss just happened -XI-: he raped hogfabulous person -XI-: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/744944 Artifactor: nice Adorable. Like I said, all the help you can get. (view post)	12/10/2009
	From h0g: An open letter to CZ The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted: serious topic, move to CD It’s at h0g’s request that it’s here: [19:34] <h0g> post in GRP so that people can troll it ok? (view post)	12/08/2009
	From h0g: An open letter to CZ Dear Crotch Zombie, As you know, I was recently banned for posting a singular image of a small portion of a sTalk conversation that I wrote. As stated in tandem with my posting of said image, I hereby revoke permission for you to publish ANY of my work, written, or otherwise, for Forumwarz Episode 3. As the author of said work, I hold the exclusive copyright to this work. If any of my work is published on your site, in part or in whole, I will pursue legal action against your company. I would hate for it to come to this but you’re forcing my hand. I know I may have stepped over one of your seemingly infinite list of invisible boundaries that crop up as they you like, but I think you should rethink your bull** strategy for rule creation enforcement. I mean really, when you get down to it I am just as important to your game and community as you are. IF NOT MORESO. Let’s take a poll, how many people like me, vs. how many people like you. In fact, let’s jump right to the results. I win by a landslide, even when you combine all of your scores. all of you. I thought I could make a difference on your ty game by making it something people might actually enjoy. But when I try to share some of that, to show people HOW GREAT WE (NOT YOU fabulous personS) MADE IT, which would BOOST SALES AND PREORDERS BECAUSE OF AN INSTILLED CONFIDENCE IN YOUR CUSTOMERS, I get permanently BANNED? that. Again, in short, use any of my work, and I’ll see you in court. Also, you can all choke on my ing male reproductive organ. Love, Log in to see images!** (view post)	12/08/2009
	unban h0g, underscorewas Posted: Yes, I support the unbanning of my klanmate. (view post)	11/28/2009
	WHEN I RECEIVE THE FLAMEBATE FODDER EPEEN I WILL POST NUDES O DUCA whee! (view post)	10/02/2009
	Contest for 60 BP - Guess the release date of Episode 3 (PLEASE CHECK THE CALENDAR FIRST TO SEE WHICH DATE HASN'T BEEN PICKED YET) nov 2, 2009 (view post)	09/01/2009
	Is Bingebot dead? Sergeant Cid Posted: My point is that a lot is being said about a single comment that wasn’t exactly written in stone, and that Binge can easily change his mind once he gets some feedback on the Battle System testing, which is going to start very soon (I hope). written in stone? no. but his actions are backing up the words pretty well. I appreciate what you’re trying to say/do, but gameplay isn’t going to fix the broken klan raids. it’s not going to fix the overpowered pistachio. binge put together a “dom advisory board” with the hopes of fixing these things then never did anything with it. dom isn’t just about hitting 1 and 2… it’s strategy, or it should be. strategy right now doesn’t have nearly as much to do with winning medals as playing to your max pistachio at the last second. (view post)	06/01/2009
	>^-^-< Fortunato wants the friend peen, two 3 BP prizes and 7 BP for n00bs! >^-^-< added (view post)	05/07/2009
	Unban kittiejenn; ban Ronnie Blaze or MercWithMouth instead. I’m worth at least a dime Log in to see images! (view post)	05/01/2009
	Unban kittiejenn; ban Ronnie Blaze or MercWithMouth instead. signed (view post)	05/01/2009
	HAPPY BIRTHDAY FORTUNATO Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post)	04/10/2009
	The second in a series of Bans from Over Reactive Mods Sergeant Cid Posted: In other words, trolling lulz, even inside a decent post otherwise, has never been allowed in non-RP forums. Keep your troll **** out of my non-RP forums, and I’ll keep my super serious out of your RP forums. I disagree. The dom enhancements thread has quite a few trolly comments within constructive posts where no action was ever taken. (view post)	03/31/2009
	CONTEST: The Reveal 5 bp oops (view post)	03/13/2009
	PP: ROTM pwnable again? I just tried running it through the regular forum page as well as the community forum page and didn’t get ROTM either way. Log in to see images! (view post)	12/01/2008
	My threat and my demands Fran Posted: Oh god this looks like a serious threat I’ll post on all my alts so this won’t happen (view post)	11/25/2008
	CLOSED - Post for a chance to win 4BP I want BP!Log in to see images! (view post)	11/19/2008
	CLOSED: Guess the release date of Episode 2 and win 3 BP And September 14 (view post)	07/10/2008

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