AKK's Flamebate Posts

What will you do if you become a mod?

As a mod I would declare first that there are indeed weapons of mbum destruction which will justify everything that comes thereafter. From then on I’ll murder all other mods and site owners and laugh as the whole place goes drowns in it’s own fail.

It would be a lot like the present state, only on a slightly accelerated time line and maybe one or two more male reproductive organs and AIDS.

Episode 2 Release Date Announced! PreOrders now available!

I demand episode 2 without paying for it.

Comply with my demands.

b0rked POS

I already reported it to the bug report system, you’d think some bumhole would be in charge of reading and fixing that ****.

NOPE, my ****s still ****ed up.

I feel raped, and not the good kind either.

Adventure Time

****ing awesome, old or not.

b0rked POS

you asked for it, you have to do it.

Point in case, un**** the programming I’ve had 3 major errors in a week.

Suck my dead pig.

Fran and My Wedding

I sure am glad I didn’t read this thread.

Amazing poetry inside / READ ME FIRST or you'll have died

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

I cry for the time that you were almost mine, I cry for the memories I’ve left behind, I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new, I cry for the times I thought I had you

Not all scars show, not all wounds heal Sometimes you can’t always see The pain someone feels

Whats the sense of wishing for something when I always just wish it away?

Every night i talk to the stars pretending its you.. it acts just like you tho.. far away and never replies to my questions

Why do people tell you to believe in what you want to but then tell you not to believe in the one true thing you do believe in?

Times a precious thing to waste, but friends are more precious

Kiss me im emo!

The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil.

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

Do not bumume that he who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, he would never have been able to find these words.

Any Apple fan here?

I think I just pooped myself.

You may now continue posting **** no one cares about.

Misunderstood

mammary glands just GTFO

MCbanhammer loves the male reproductive organ.

POLL TIME, which is MC Banhammer?

TYPES OF MODS:

Vigilantes – actively cruise every thread, editing or deleting posts that are vaguely interesting or controversial, so as to maintain a general atmosphere of stagnation on the board. Most commonly found on specialist fora (e.g. car fora).

****ing hopeless – the most dangerous of all, showing precious little awareness of how to do their job. This incompetence often manifests itself in such forms as ensuring that new members are watchfully policed and ruthlessly suppressed by recourse to, amongst other things, the Law of the Post Count (see below).

Teh popular ones – These are the mods that were appointed to their positions either by sucking off the administrator or they have n00dz floating somewhere. These are usually camwhores who you often wonder how they balance the life of being a MySpace whore and a incompetent mod. Often they don’t do anything except be really ****y to n00bs and post their pictures in the Member’s photos thread wanting to be male reproductive organfed attention.

The RL fabulous person – These are a rare breed of mod, but every once in a while, an admin takes a liking to these ladyboy traps and decides it’s time for a promo. While “Teh popular ones” type of mod thinks she is in control, it’s actually the “RL fabulous person” that proves the most dangerous (and also the most likely to be the resident “drama queen”Log in to see images! (view post)