Under The Bridge

Under The Bridge is one of the stores for the Troll clbum, the other being Illegalities. Most of the items that Under The Bridge sells boost your Douchebaggery stat.

Nutmeg

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"Nut to the meg, ****es! Couple teaspoons of this **** and you’ll have heart palpitations, convulsions and a mouth so dry it’s like eating out your grandma. Perfect for a quick pick-me-up.

Bonus: if you’re pregnant, it’ll make you have an abortion. Log in to see images!For 3 turns:

"Although whipped cream chargers (and the sweet, mind-numbing laughing gas held within) are technically legal, it’s tough to find them in bulk like this.

Also, eighty-sixing the actual whipped cream means you Troll/Camwhore hybrids can preserve those ogrish figures.

As it says on the canister, "Whippits, Whippits good!""

5α-androst-16-en-4-one

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"Also known as "Andro," this medium-strength steroid was derived from the sweat of a wild boar’s ballbag.

It smells like urine, you have to inject it in your bum, and it’ll make you stronger, faster, leaner and meaner than a junkyard dog. (Apparently, dogs that inhabit junkyards have more of these attributes than the backyard variety.)"

Keg of Malt Liquor

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"Sometimes a 40 of Milwaukee’s Cheapest just ain’t enough to give you that buzz you need. But a kegger of this alco-sewage just might turn you into the biggest jerk-off in the dorm.

Hey, if you had any friends, you could invite them over to share. Fortunately, you don’t.

By the way, there’s no deposit. You must crush it on your forehead when finished."

Angel Dust

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"Angel Dust, or as the kids call it, "Phencyclidine," is the ultimate dissociative anesthetic.

You’ll think you can fly, you’ll try to fly, you’ll bash your stupid head open, and you’ll still think you can fly. PCP ****ing rocks."

Jimson Weed 5x Extract

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"Jimson weed (datura stramonium), more exotically known as “Devil’s Trumpet,” will **** you up but good. This is a special concentrated extract from Amsterdam.

A powerful hallucinogen and deliriant, Jimson will have you regressing to simian-like behavior in no time. Some people experience intense visions and revelations on this stuff; you’ll probably just end up torturing and killing your cat. It’s all good."

Cocaine

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"Coke: Powdered inspiration. Mystical particulates of white brain-lightning, the divine kernel of All Good Ideas, pulverized and insufflated. It is the Builder and it is the Destroyer.

Forumwarz would be nothing without it. Oh, and it lets you pwn threads and ****."

Blunt Trauma™

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"Talk about designer drugs! This was put together by a Trollish mad scientist in a quest to create the ultimate Douchebaggery-precursor.

Snorting this feels like you’ve been bashed over by a spiked club...and probably causes just as much brain damage. This is not a fun drug. It's not kids' stuff. But it will turn you into the most vicious, heartless, psychotic Troll on the 'nets. You might even start finding Tubgirl genuinely sexy."