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Processing Power

Processing Power is the secondary stat of hackers. Unlike other clbumes, it can only be raised with Equippable Items, but not by upgrades.

Processing Power begins at 10, and is used in all forum-modification type attacks. At this time, the Maximum Processing Power known to be available is 2,645. This can be obtained by equipping the following items:

  • Hardware: 4 x Transformer Modification (4 x 200)
  • Book: Why Picard Would Kick Kirk’s bum in a Fight (200 PP)
  • Surgical procedure: Finger Implant (100 PP)
  • [EBook]Syngress****SecurityPlanning11.sdoc (288 PP)
  • decss - a dramatic reading.lstn (175 PP)
  • GNU logo collage.gawk (203 PP)
  • ColecoVision Emulator (totally rad!).prog (291 PP)
  • Phantom.Menace.Jar.Jar.Cut.Out.divy (288 PP)
  • Special item: Digital Abacus (300 PP)

As more .moar files become dogreat timesented this number will likely go up. Doing this would not be beneficial for your character, as you would lose out on other stats, however the information is provided to help you determine the best amount of Processing Power for your Hacker.

Hardware That Boosts Processing Power

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  • Offense +2
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  • Offense +4
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    • Max Processing Power +50
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    • Max Processing Power +50
    • Offense + 19
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    • Max Processing Power +75
    • Offense +6
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    • Max Processing Power +100
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    • Max Processing Power +110
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    • Max Processing Power +131
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    • Max Processing Power +138
    • Defense +21
    • Offense +21
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    • Max Processing Power +150
    • Offense +23
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    • Max Processing Power +163
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    • Max Processing Power +163
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    • Max Processing Power +200
    • Defense +30
    • Offense +30
    • Luck +20



    Books That Boost Processing Power

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    • Max Processing Power +25
    • Offense +5
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    • Max Processing Power +50
    • Offense +10
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    • Max Processing Power +100
    • Offense +13
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    • Max Processing Power +125
    • Offense +14
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    • Max Processing Power +150
    • Offense +15
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    • Max Processing Power +175
    • Offense +16
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    • Max Processing Power +200
    • Offense +17



    Surgical Procedures That Boost Processing Power

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    • Max Processing Power +100



    Special Items that boost Processing Power

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    • Max Processing Power +24
    • Max Ego +16
    • Offense +12
    • Defense +15
    • Luck +3
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    • Max Processing Power +50
    • Offense +8
    • Defense +8
    • Luck +5
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    • Max Processing Power +52
    • Offense +8
    • Defense +8
    • Luck +5



    .Moar Files That Boost Processing Power

    Dogreat timesent Files

    Log in to see images! Dogreat timesent files can be: .dtbs, .pres. .sdoc, or .sprd

    File Name Forum Name Stats
    How to talk to a woman without hyper ventilating.sdoc Amish Gone Wilde,
    MY RIFLE IS THIS BIG
    Max Processing Power +080
    Offense +4
    Charisma +4
    Lorne E. Smith - Banking Info - DO NOT POST.sdoc Headbanger's Hellhole...of Death,
    Something Lawful
    Max Processing Power +050
    Max Ego +50
    Offense +2
    Defense +2
    Luck +2
    Charisma +2
    \/:?"<>.sdoc Konservative Kristian Koalition,
    That's a Lot of Feces!,
    R. P. Genius,
    The Furry Farm,
    Fathers Against Pornography,
    HowStuffBreaks
    Max Processing Power +035
    Max Ego +35
    Defense +2
    Kevin Mitnick Interview #46b.sdoc Paranoid Panorama - Rise of the Machines Max Processing Power +135
    Offense +6
    Defense +6
    Hacking Ruby Scripts - A Love/Hate Affair.pres Geronimo! Official Forums,
    Second Wife
    Max Processing Power +175
    Max Ego +175
    Defense +7
    something lawful pbumword list.sdoc Battlethreadz ThreadConstructr v3.0 Gamma,
    SUPER SECRET PENTAGON FORUM!!!,
    Schadenfreude.cx,
    The Soft Hyphen
    Max Ego +115
    Defense +5
    Frugality +5
    Charisma +5
    Max Processing Power +115

    Music Files

    Log in to see images!File Name Forum Name Stats decss - a dramatic reading.lstn Geronimo! Official Forums,
    Second Wife Max Processing Power +175
    Frugality +7
    Charisma +7 Mozart - Live at Wembley!.tune Konservative Kristian Koalition
    South Carolina Marine Fisheries Forum
    That's a Lot of Feces!
    R.P.Genius
    The Furry Farm
    Faux News
    HowStuffBreaks
    S.P.C.A. Max Processing Power +035
    Defense +2
    Offense +2
    Charisma +2 PLUM COMPUTERS KEYNOTE PODCAST.lstn Konservative Kristian Koalition Max Processing Power +030
    Defense +2
    Frugality +2
    Charisma +2 unpopular science podcast - 312.lstn 2chin.org Fat Acceptance Forums,
    CyberChondriacs Max Processing Power +105
    Offense +5
    Luck +5
    Frugality +5
    Charisma +5 WhiteWormVirus - 80 Minutes ov Feedback.noiz Hear 'em Roar! Max Processing Power +115
    Defense +5

    Picture Files

    Log in to see images!File Name Forum Name Stats BattleThreadz hidden forum screenshot.leer Cellmates,
    Fakebook,
    Memebusters,
    Youboob Max Processing Power +085
    Offense +4
    Defense +4
    Charisma +4
    DUKE NUKEM FOREVER SCREENSHOT REAL.xpeg Paranoid Panorama - Rise of the Machines Max Processing Power +135
    Max Ego +135
    Defense +6
    Luck +6
    Frugality +6
    Charisma +6
    hilarious dilbert comic (rare).xpeg Coral Springs Nuclear Generating Station,
    Trident Media - Theremin Edition,
    Li'l Pony Groomers,
    Something Lawful Max Processing Power +060
    Luck +3
    Frugality +3 linux penguin.xpeg Ebony Jaguars,
    2chin.org Fat Acceptance Forums,
    CyberChondriacs,
    Hear 'em Roar!,
    Memebusters,
    Paranoid Panorama Max Processing Power +100
    Max Ego +100
    Luck +4
    Frugality +4 xkcd_12312.gawk Fitness fabulous personry,
    Konservative Kristian Koalition,
    Faux News Max Processing Power +030
    Offense +2
    Defense +2
    Luck +2
    Charisma +2

    Program Files

    Log in to see images!File Name Forum Name Stats KeyLogger 5000.prog Konservative Kristian Koalition,
    R. P. Genius,
    The Furry Farm Max Processing Power +035
    Max Ego +35
    Offense +2
    Luck +2 Optimized Virtual Machine.prog God Hates Facts,
    Homicide Girls,
    Fanfiction Freaks Max Processing Power +120
    Luck +5
    Charisma +5 RectumScan 7.0 (full + keygen).prog Denture Chat Luck +6
    Defense +6
    Charisma +6
    Processing Power +150

    Video Files

    Log in to see images!File Name Forum Name Stats 1 Dude, 1 Girl, 1 Giraffe (ConspiracyPorn).dvda Konservative Kristian Koalition
    R.P.Genius
    The Furry Farm
    Faux News
    HowStuffBreaks
    That’s a Lot of Feces! Max Processing Power +035
    Max Ego +25
    Offense +2
    Luck +2
    Charisma +2
    Lawnmower Man 3: Direct to Video.dvda 2chin.org Fat Acceptance Forums,
    CyberChondriacs,
    Traditional Childrearing Forums,
    Veterans of Foreign Whores Max Processing Power +095
    Offense +4
    Defense +4
    Frugality +4
    Charisma +4 Right Clicking: A Dogreat timesentary.pr0n Internet Movie DoucheBags,
    PrayPal,
    Suburban Gangsta Paradise Max Processing Power +145
    Defense +6
    Luck +6 Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy Hall of Faded Fame,
    Engrish Lessons Max Processing Power +160
    Offense +7
    Defense +7
    Luck +7
    Charisma +7 top 10 movie hacks.dvda Headbanger's Hellhole...of Death,
    Coral Springs Nuclear Generating Station,
    RAtM: Rage Against The Moderators,
    Something Lawful Max Processing Power +055
    Offense +3
    Frugality +3
    Charisma +3


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