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Order Of The Brown Starfish

The official guild for Trolls.

Any player who selects Troll as a clbum receives the following Tubmail from the Order of the Brown Starfish, with the subject WELCOME TO THE 'FISH, fabulous person:

HEY ****O,
CONGRATS ON JOINING THE WISE AND ANCIENT ORDER OF THE BROWN STARFISH: THE OFFICIAL BROTHERHOOD OF INTERNET TROLLS. WE’RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU (NO HOMO).
THERE’S MORE TO BEING A TROLL THAN POSTING DEAD BABY JOKES AND FAPPING TO male reproductive organGIRLS, THOUGH THAT’S A BIG PART OF IT. YOU GOTTA KEEP A BROWNEYE ON YOUR DOUCHEBAGGERY, TOO. IT’LL KEEP YOU GOING IN TOUGH TIMES, CUZ LET’S FACE IT — EVERYONE ****ING HATES US. AS THEY WELL SHOULD.
IF YOUR DOUCHEBAGGERY GOES ALL “GROUND ZERO” ON YA, YOUR ABILITIES ARE ALSO ****ED. THAT MEANS THE FORUM YOU’RE TRYING TO PWN MIGHT JUST KICK YOUR bum. HEY, TROLLIN’ AIN’T EASY (UNLIKE YOUR MOM, SNAP).
FORTUNATELY, YOU CAN RECOVER YOUR ‘BAGGERY BY BUYING ****. DRUGS SEEM TO HELP, SO HAUL IT OVER TO UNDER THE BRIDGE SOMETIME — THEM SHADY ****ERS GOT WHATCHA NEED. WE ALSO BUY A ****LOAD OF FETISHES FROM ILLEGALITIES. THESE ARE MYSTICAL TOTEMIC ITEMS THAT REMIND US THAT WE’RE bumHOLES. IT’S EASY TO FORGET SOMETIMES, THANKS TO ALL THE KILLER DRUGS.
OH YEAH…WE’VE ATTACHED A DRUGGY SAMPLER PACK TO THIS MESSAGE. FIRST TASTE IS FREE, BUT THEN YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN! CLICK THAT ****!
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE, SOLDIER. AND KEEP FIGHTING THE BAD FIGHT.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP,
– THE ORDER

After reading the Tubmail, the Troll is awarded the Order of the Brown Starfish E-Peen:

Log in to see images! 0.06" This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish. Automatically awarded upon becoming a Troll.

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