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Martyrdom is a selfdestructive attack. Upon use, it causes anywhere between four million and five million damage to the player, just like a dose of Euthanides. There is no refresh timer to it; if a player figured out how to survive such a devastating maneuver, they could use it again the next turn (the forum does not even respond with an attack attempt). It stays with your character throughout the game after its story mission concludes.

Using this skill does so much damage to the player that even if they managed to survive, they would gain no fans upon pwning the rest of the forum.

Attack Phrases

When used to pwn forums, it will randomly show these attack messages:

Father, forgive them for they know not what they do.
Allah, I pray to you in all honesty to be martyred for your sake.
There are only two modes of repelling the sin of apostasy, namely, destruction or Islam, and Islam is preferable to destruction
Come on everybody, its time to drink the Kool-Aid!
Et tu, Brute? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Father, into your hands I commend my spirit.
Someday, you'll understand why I had to do this.
I had 46 virgins once…but 72? Damn! I’m in.
Goodbye, cruel world!
I am not the least afraid to die.
Exit light, enter night, take my hand, we’re off to never never land.
I see a white light…
Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
O Prophet, urge the faithful to fight. If there are twenty among you with determination they will vanquish two hundred; if there are a hundred then they will slaughter a thousand unbelievers, for the infidels are a people devoid of understanding.
Don’t worry, I’ll be back in 3 days.

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