List of Gifts
talk:
- Add a "Usable By" column listing which clbumes can use which junk come episode 2
- need verify that dog spray and Spamminator 2000™ v2.0 can be obtained as gifts
- add any items not on list (done till ep2)
- editing note: when taking the url for pictures of items sometimes after .jpg is followed by ? and some jibberish, you can delete everything after the .jpg
List of Gift Items
| Image | Name | Description | Clbum | Approximate flezz value |
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| Log in to see images! Chinese Takeaway | These crispy noodles are six months old, but you’d never know it due to the extremely high amount of MSG; not only is it a great preservative, but it’s also a powerful deliciousizer. | ? | 1 | |
| Log in to see images! Marble | Lost your marbles? Here’s one. Also works as a poor man’s anal bead. | ? | 1 | |
| Log in to see images! Dishwashing Brush | Hey, when it comes time to start scrubbing ‘tween yo momma’s fleshy flab-folds, this wiry brush will really get those bedsores, um…somewhat less festering? | ? | 1 | |
| Log in to see images! Toy Eyeball | Absolutely ****ing useless. | ? | 2 | |
| Log in to see images! Ironic Egg Timer | There’s something inherently disturbing about a chicken going out of its way to remind you that its unborn fetus is about to become breakfast. Will there be a pleasant chime when your baby dies? | ? | 2 | |
| Log in to see images! Retro Calendar | The flipping mechanism on this calendar is broken, but don’t let that stop you from placing it prominently in your living area. Hey…at least it’s right once a month. | ? | 3 | |
| Log in to see images! Vinyl Record | This novelty record from the early ‘60s is by an obscure singer by the name of “Tubbs Parcheesi” who began a dance craze called “The Sitdown.” The song finally cracked the Billboard 1000 after he choked to death on a peanut bumer ‘n kielbasa sandwich. | ? | 3 | |
| Log in to see images! Tomato Soup Can | The educational system in California has really gone downhill in the last few years…. | ? | 4 | |
| Log in to see images! Birdhouse | Attract soothing songbirds and, occasionally, a homeless man’s smegma. | ? | 4 | |
| Log in to see images! Rusty Old Kettle | This is a magical pixie kettle. If you rub it just right, absolutely nothing will happen, because magic doesn’t exist, you superstitious male reproductive organhead. | ? | 5 | |
| Log in to see images! Pirate Flag | There’s no subtler way to sneak up on an unsuspecting sea vessel than to hoist this menacing skull-and-crossbones on your ship’s jigger-mast. Yaargh. | ? | 6 | |
| Log in to see images! Approxim-o™ Knife | This unpopular cousin of the famous utility knife makes a great toy for children and pets. | ? | 6 | |
| Log in to see images! Used Asthma Inhaler | A homeless person once used this as a crack pipe, so not only will you catch your breath, but you’ll also catch a wicked buzz! Note: Do not touch to mouth. | ? | 7 | |
| Log in to see images! Remote Control | This remote control is held together with scotch tape, elastic bands and sheer desperation. | ? | 8 | |
| Log in to see images! Rubber Chicken | This has a panoply of uses, including: beating cripples over the head; luring children to your house or shanty; and, of course, masturbating. | ? | 8-9 | |
| Log in to see images! Dried-Out Cheese | This wedge of cheese is just big enough to fit into the average American hamburger. Bon appetit, fatso! | ? | 9 | |
| Log in to see images! “Magic” Mushroom | This mushroom is not actually “magic.” It simply contains a small amount of poison that causes you to hallucinate…right before you die. Caution: May contain a family of Smurfs. | ? | 10 | |
| Log in to see images! Box of Internal Mystery * | What’s in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!? | ? | 10 | |
| Log in to see images! Dad!” The Greatest Comebacks in History | Trounce any online opponent with this handy guide to tried-and-tested schoolyard retorts. Wanna be a comeback kid? Be the Rocky Balboa of the internet world!* *Rocky lost in the last movie. Spoiler alert. | Troll | 10-11 | |
| Log in to see images! Abandoned Tire | Someone’s horrendous accident is now your windfall! Enjoy, you heartless monster! | ? | 11 | |
| Log in to see images!A full spamming suite that includes email crawling, a fake “remove me” option and a database of 5,000 different ways to spell Viagrow. | ? | 12 | ||
| Log in to see images!Yes, we realize that African-Americans sometimes call each other “dawg,” but that doesn’t count. | ? | 12 | ||
| Log in to see images! Expired Ground Pork | Although this may look like maggots, this is actually ground pork. The maggots are underneath. | ? | 12-13 | |
| Log in to see images! Human Skull | This decomposed human head doesn’t do anything for you, but there’s probably some Wiccan out there who would like to stick a candle in its eye sockets, then leave it on their desk as a reminder of how badbum they really are. | ? | 15 | |
| Log in to see images! The Anorexic Cookbook: 59 Fun Recipes for Water | Calorie-free recipes that are as fast, cheap and easy as you are! Now you can eat gourmet every day — or every other day — and still keep that slim, whorish figure. Try this sinful treat: deep-fried water! | Camwhore | 15 | |
| Log in to see images! Mix Tape of Novelty Songs, Awful Covers and ‘80s TV Theme Songs | Pop this antiquated mixtape into your cbumette player when you really need to rock out with your male reproductive organ out. Sixteen hatingly selected tunes that’s sure to bring out anyone’s inner douchebag. | Troll | 17-18 | |
| Log in to see images! Down the Road, Not Across the Street! An Illustrated Guide to Suicide | Sage advice for anyone who wants to kill themselves. Also plenty of info for those who just like to cut themselves “to see how much it bleeds.” One pint? Two pints? Three? Order now and get educated! | Emo | 17-18 | |
| Log in to see images! Anvil | With this anvil, you have the potential to become the best “Black Smith” since The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Yo homes, smell ya later! | ? | 20-21 | |
| Log in to see images! I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero | A sensational account of one computer nerd’s inspiring journey into quasi-sexuality. Norbert Erdman’s fanciful tale is sure to uplift anyone whose sole interaction with the female of the species was that time they chatted with this hot furry in Second Life, but it turned out to be a dude, but they kept cybering anyway and then they felt kind guilty but by then the pizza had arrived. | Hacker | 20-21 | |
| Log in to see images! Fish Head | Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, man them ****s is delicious. Aw yee. | ? | 25-26 | |
| Log in to see images! The Art of Flame War | A highly influential treatise by the mysterious Chinaman “Moon Yu,” this ancient dogreat timesent dates back to the BBS era of the early ‘90s.
Preferably read in an exaggerated Chinese accent, The Art of Flame War will help you become a master of destructive criticism. | Troll | 32 | |
| Log in to see images! CMPLT MRN’S GIDE 2 TXTNG | Increase your forum attack speed by absorbing the knowledge contained in this alarmingly short guide to chatspeak. Note: Users under 17 years old may have been born with this information already embedded in their tiny little brains. | Permanoob | 32-34 | |
| Log in to see images! IP Privately™* | Can’t IP in public? Use this masking program to mask your identity when surfing. Now you can launch all the hack attacks you want and download the most inappropriate porn your hard drive can handle, and the feds will be none the wiser! | Hacker(?) | 35 | |
| Log in to see images! Genuine Asimov™ OS IX | OS IX is the latest release of the Asimov Operating System™ for Asimov™ Super Computers. New features in OS IX include:
Support for Keyboards and Mice:* You may now use the latest in computer inputting technology to communicate with Asimov OS. Deleting of files:* Tired of buying new hard drives every time your old one filled up with junk? Throw those worries away with our new and novel file deleting commands! Digital Rights Management:* Sleep well at night knowing that the copy of the software you purchased is actually owned by you, and that the profits of the Asimov Corporation™ are safe! Very rarely causes your computer to burst into flames* | ? | 42-43 | |
| Log in to see images! Children’s Playhouse Kit | This fun playhouse has been pre-bumembled for your convenience. Just add chains, padlocks and a hornet’s nest! | ? | 50-53 | |
| Log in to see images! Empty Gas Pump | For fun, turn this into a homemade colonic irrigation system. Just fill it with lukewarm coffee and you can become the next Tubgirl! | ? | 75-79 | |
| Log in to see images! McBuggy Anti-Anti Virus™ | Is anti-virus software getting in your way constantly? Do you hate feeling protected and safe? If so, McBuggy Anti-Anti Virus™ is the software for you! Simply install this software, and like magic your anti-virus software will go away. Say goodbye to a life free of infection! Say hello to McBuggy. | ? | 151-159 | |
| Log in to see images! Bicycle | They say that bicycles are the most efficient form of transportation. We say, ever try to **** a chick on the backseat of a bicycle? That’s what we thought, fabulous persongitron. | ? | 252-265 | |
| Log in to see images! Buy This Book: The Complete Guide to Buying this Book | Alternate title: “How to Con Someone Out of a Thousand Dollars.” | ? | 505-530 | |
| Log in to see images! Motherboard | Your motherboard? I’d **** her. | ? | 757-795 | |
| Log in to see images! Deed to Indian Burial Ground | This is an old deed for a parcel of land currently inhabited by the ghosts of 1,000 dead Crow Indians. Perfect for setting up your mini-golf course or dream (nightmare?) home. | ? | 1515-1590 | |
| Log in to see images! Electric Transportation Device | This marvel of human engineering uses six gyroscopic sensors to make you look like the biggest douchebag on the police force stuck on the “convention center beat.” Easily chase down crooks (as long as they stay away from stairs). | ? | 2317-2385 | |
| Log in to see images! Sexual Relations With That Woman | It’s the closest thing you’ll ever come to ****ing Bill Clinton…even if your name happens to be Hillary Clinton! She’ll let you stick a cigar in her twat, and will even perform analingus on you while calling you “Mither Prethiden.” | ? | 2822 | |
| Log in to see images! Constitution of India | We know this sounds racist, but this literally does include the right to smell a helluva lot like curry at all times. Don’t believe us? Check out its Wikipedia history: revision as of 12:52, 14 October 2007. | ? | 2954-3012 | |
| Log in to see images! Jew’s Harp | This ancient mouth instrument produces a highly unusual twanging sound, and has no actual relationship with the Jewish people other than the fact it is highly overpriced and will only marry other Jew’s Harps. See JHarpDate.com. | ? | 3030-3180 | |
| Log in to see images! Pipe Organ | It’s the only musical instrument whose name consists of two euphemisms for the male reproductive organ, and that alone makes it valuable. Also useful for seducing nuns and choirboys. | ? | 3975 | |
| Log in to see images! Pocket Watch | Why wear a watch on your wrist like a normal person, when you could be pompous and carry it around on a chain in your vest pocket? As for its handy chain, if you ever get it stuck up your bum—and let’s face it, who hasn’t—you can just yank it back out like a rusty, ****-covered tampon. Takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’. | ? | 4294 | |
| Log in to see images! Justin Timberlake's Mobile Phone | Even though he sings like a homo, this guy actually gets more celebrity tail than Ol’ Blue Eyes did, back before he needed ol’ blue pills. Hell, he even ****ed Britney Spears back when she was hot and was smart enough to run out before she went all fat, bald and floppy-snatch’d.
You can call up pretty much any young starlet and when they see the caller ID, they’ll be flying out to **** you before you can say “great times Me a River.” | ? | 4500-4664 | |
| Log in to see images! Mary Magdalene | This is a nude depiction of Mary Magdalene, the only woman fortunate enough to have had anointed Jesus’ flesh-flute with that sweet little mouth of hers. She claimed his semen tasted “pretty normal,” but then again she was a huge whore, wasn’t she? Historians are uncertain as to whether she also juggled his Easter eggs while she penetrated his holy ****hole with her leprous pinkie. I'd so hit that. | ? | 5050-5300 | |
| Log in to see images! Middle School Art Project | This misshapen abomination from the bowels of art clbum is proof that not all children are special. | ? | ~6,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Seasonal Centerpiece | This is a slightly used centerpiece celebrating the autumn harvest. It reminds you of all the artsy crap your Aunt Charlotte used to make after she found out your Uncle male reproductive organ was leaving her for the poolboy. She had so much love to give… | ? | ~7,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Pearl Necklace Necklace | Made from globules of human semen, this is meant to increase a Camwhore’s Sexiness when equipped. Unfortunately, its powers dried up in after about three minutes. It’s a pheromone thing. | ? | ~15,000 | |
| Log in to see images! ****in' Pimp Hat | Regardless of how awesome this hat is, no, you will NEVER be a pimp, and yes, you’re still ugly. Sweet hat, though. | ? | 21,937 | |
| Log in to see images! Tome of Blasphemous Horrors | This book is said to contain secrets that man should never know — tales of eldritch terrors beyond comprehension and non-Euclidean geometry. Merely touching it is supposed to drive a man insane.
Kind of unimpressive compared to goatse, though. | ? | ~22,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Superi-Os™ | Every box of Boast™ brand Superi-Os™ is composed of 90% vanilla pieces and only 10% “chocolate,” ensuring that those ugly, disgusting brown pieces are segregated to their proper place in your bowl. Boast™: economic food products for the white supremacist power structure. | ? | ~25,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Yellowed Pirate Shirt | This yellowed shirt has some of the fanciest sleeves you’ve ever set your one good eye on. Perfect if you ever want to masquerade as a gay pirate! (And you do. You really do.) | ? | ~26,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Used Credit Cards | While these cards are almost certainly canceled or overdrawn, you can still use them to pick locks, just like in the movies — if you ever did anything as exciting as lock-picking, that is. If you’re lucky, they may still have trace amounts of cocaine! | ? | ~27,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Wolf Shirt | It’s a shirt with a wolf on it. Your diabetic, 1/16th Navajo neighbor wears one each day of the week. Still ****ing epic, though. I mean, look at it. | ? | ~28,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Roll of Toilet Paper | Whether it’s used for wiping your bum, clogging up a drain or TPing someone’s house, toilet paper is just plain awesome. And when you’re done using the paper you can pretend you have a cardboard spyglbum!
This particular roll consists of the nice soft kind of ****paper — not the gray, recycled, scrape-your-bum-lining stuff. | ? | ~30,000 | |
| Log in to see images! The Pleasure Bag™ | When ****ing with the lights off is out of the question, reach for your trusty Pleasure Bag™!
Can also be used to crudely conceal the identity of local rapists, i.e., you. | ? | ~30,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Buddha Statue | Buddha proves that you don’t have to be all skinny and tortured in order to be worshiped. You can be fat and happy, and still have plenty of followers! This bronze Buddha statue is sure to bring serenity to any home, and it’s the perfect way of showing just how open-minded and enlightened you are…unless it’s one of those Buddha statues with a swastika on it. | ? | 31,776 | |
| Log in to see images! Laundry Cat | This cat has been specially trained to fold your laundry. Too bad all it really does is sleep throughout the whole day and shed all over your clean clothes. But this is probably the only woman's genitals you’ll ever get, so you might as well take it. | ? | ~38,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Autographed Jimmy Carter Photo | It’s signed “For all the [something] at [something] [something] — Jimmy.” You’re not sure which is sadder: that such a great man has such lousy handwriting, or that if you post this on the internet, someone will bumuredly masturbate to it. | ? | ~39,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Wooden Figurine | Man, I’d sacrifice a few ribs to be able to do that too. | ? | ~40,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Brolex Watch | Feel like ballin’, but ain’t got ‘nuff ice on yo’ wrist? Have no fear, playa. The Brolex is so icy cold, foolz gotta wear a coat! Yo’ homiez will be puttin’ on them SHADES when they see how shiny this bling be. DISCLAIMA: The Brolex may cause envy among er’y nug on tha block, so best carry a piece. Fool. | ? | ~40,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Stack Of Burnt DVD's | “Yarr, mp3s off the port bow! Stand by ta board yeoldepiratebay.org fer sum lootin’ an’ plunderin’!” More stolen data than you can shake a hard drive at, this’ll keep you entertained for YEARS. Now, which disc has the granny porn, asks I? | ? | ~41,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Actual Garbage | This wastebasket is full of the vile refuse of a typical internet nerd. In other words, semen.
Perfect for collecting cloning, identity theft, or just harvesting biombum for all your biological warfare needs. | ? | ~43,000 | |
| Log in to see images! AOL CD Mosaic | This second-place award-winning mosaic of one giant AOL CD, comprised of 30,000 individual AOL CDs, will take your breath away. This-one-of-a-kind item is priceless. Literally. The CDs were free. | ? | ~44,500 | |
| Log in to see images! Disgusting Clump of Hair | Wet, smelly, and stuck together with mold. At least, you think it’s mold…oh dear god. | ? | ~45,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Grandma’s Cat Purse | She sent it to you for Christmas, and didn’t even leave a forgotten penny floating around in there. She did pre-coat it with cat fur, though. Just hold on to it until next Christmas and re-gift it back to her. There’s no way she’ll remember. | ? | ~45,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Great-Grandpa's Phone | You remember the days before cell phones, when landlines and AT&T ruled the universe? No? Well, that’s okay, my great-grandpa doesn’t remember either. That’s how I got this phone. My gift to you. | ? | ~47,000 | |
| Log in to see images! His and Her Masks | Robbing banks (with the help of a loved one) nets a lot more Flezz than pawning off weird-lookin’ plastic masks at the Ppwn Shoppe. Just sayin’. | ? | ~47,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Sand Castle bumembly Kit | This seems to be a kit comprising everything you need to build a sand castle: a rough sketch of what it should look like, a tiny plastic shovel, a tiny plastic bucket, and about four hundred pounds of sand. Here’s hoping the box doesn’t leak. | ? | ~47,000 | |
| Log in to see images! ASCII Porn | These discs contain a collection of the hottest ASCII porn known to nerdkind! Fapping was never better than in the innocent ‘80s. Now all you need is a floppy drive and a green monochrome monitor. | ? | ~50,000 | |
| Log in to see images! 90's Senior Picture | Although not quite as clbumy as Glamor Shotz™, these ‘90s senior pictures are radical! Get yours holding an electric guitar with a stylish mullet, in your favorite pair of Zubaz pants! Not your style? Then how about putting up a peace sign while wearing your I Zack Morris T-shirt and leggings? Say “cheesy”! | ? | 55,788 | |
| Log in to see images! male reproductive organ Mug | Do you like drinking hot coffee? How about sucking male reproductive organ? Now you can enjoy both at the same time with this male reproductive organ-shaped mug! Sucking male reproductive organ has never been more stimulating! (Okay, it was more stimulating once, but that’s it.) | ? | ~58,000 | |
| Log in to see images! -Courtney Love's Used Underwear | A pair of undergarments that once belonged to “America’s Sweetheart,” Courtney Love. You won these panties in an online auction because they’ve touched “Celebrity Skin” (and Hole), but “All the Drugs” are probably why these things are so “Awful” and “Uncool.” Concerning this underwear, your best bet is to “Use Once and Destroy,” as they technically count as a medical biohazard. | ? | ~59,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Ten Miles of Orange Yarn | Great Halloween decoration! Loads of fun for unsupervised babies and toddlers! | ? | ~59,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Molestache Comb | No one likes hair where it shouldn’t be; especially you, Mr. Molestache wearer! Keep your facial hair under control with this new molestache comb. Roam neighborhood parks without fear of your ‘stache looking all unkempt. Those pesky parents won’t suspect a thing with your well-groomed molestache! | ? | ~60,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Cosplaying Gloves | Left behind at DragonCon ‘07, these gloves carry with them a legacy of whispered legends and flights of fancy. Some say that actual Mark Hamill himself wore these the day before he went on the set of Star Wars for the first time, while others say that they were created late one night by Darren Aronofsky. Realistically? Some 300-pound guy made these for the Ye Olde Renaissance Faire and came inside them. Five times. | ? | ~62,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Toenail Clippings | In WWII, kamikaze pilots would sometimes put a collection of toenail clippings in a box to be buried in the likely event that they didn’t return. These aren’t from a Japanese pilot; they’re just the disgusting toenail clippings from some random filthy miscreant. But it makes for an interesting story, doesn’t it? | ? | ~62,500 | |
| Log in to see images! Discount Furry Mask | Want to yiff in hell, but don’t want to sell your soul to the Devil in exchange for a decent fursuit? This discount mask will get you on the road to anonymous sex with sweaty men in funny animal costumes faster than you can say “paw off.” | ? | ~62,500 | |
| Log in to see images! Leaked Children's Novel | This is a leaked advance copy of the latest book in the popular “Wizard Boy” series. The writing might be overrated, but the sweet tears of children and immature, sexless adults when you spoil the book for them sure won’t be! | ? | ~62,720 | |
| Log in to see images! Gilded Walnut | This gilded walnut is a relic of last year’s (rather gaudy) Christmas decorations.
You feel an inexplicable urge to talk to the walnut. “S’up, nut?” | ? | ~63,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Branding Iron | Oh, burn! Few items out there that can produce this much pain while making you look so damn trendy! Public humiliation is so hot right now. | ? | ~64,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Important-Looking NASA Components | This stuff turned up in the NASA trash bin a few days after the Challenger took off and subsequently exploded. Probably just a coincidence. | ? | ~64,000 | |
| Log in to see images! #1 Dad Mug | This mug clearly indicates that the owner is, in fact, the “number one” Dad. While its shape is perfect for holding liquids of all kinds, the primary function is to notify nearby fathers that they are in the presence of fathering greatness. | ? | ~65,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Deluxe Makeup Kit | This makeup kit is pretty complete. It has everything you need in order to smear yourself with pigments as you stare mournfully into the mirror, thinking about how daddy never thought you were pretty enough. But you’ll show him, won’t you. Won’t you… | ? | ~68,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Child's Drawing | Swiped from a children’s sick ward, it’d be wise to hold onto this one for a while. Everyone knows the value of art SKYROCKETS after the artist croaks. | ? | ~69,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Weeping Blue Orchid | A beautiful little flower, characterized by botanists as the saddest flower on earth. Typically found in dying woodlands after being carried away from its mother plant by the unfeeling winds, it blooms only in the wintertime, growing cold and alone on the sides of hollow tree trunks, naked to the harsh elements that surround it. Go ahead and pick it out of its misery. Maybe even give it to your sweetie-pie for the prom. Because your lover’s chest will be the only ‘tang it’ll be getting in its sorry lifetime. | ? | ~72,000 | |
| Log in to see images! The Color Orange | This is the actual color orange, not the fruit. So don’t confuse the two of them. Orange. It’s not as nice a color as red or purple, but there are worse colors out there. Orange is noticeable and…um…did I mention noticeable yet? | ? | ~75,000 | |
| Log in to see images! The Italian | A false mustache, made of only the finest pubic hair.
Rumored to have been invented by Gianni Versace whilst blowing heterosexual fashion designer Calvin Klein, “The Italian” became an overnight success shortly after his death. Enjoying most of its popularity in Italy, this fashion accessory has been masterfully crafted from the pubes of the most beautiful models and porn stars. Comes in many shades of black, red, and blond; ask a store employee for help on matching it with “the carpet.” | ? | ~78,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Improvised Fleshlight | I know what you’re thinking, but take it easy on the guy who made this. Remember when you were 15 and nobody would buy porn for you? Remember when you were 16 and you started shoving anything you could find up your bum? Remember that time you put a melon in your microwave and tried to **** it? That was only last week, so probably. That being said, this thing is pretty pathetic. Putting your male reproductive organ into this is about as safe as putting into in a running blender. But I guess if it happens to be a Friday, and you just happen to not have a date… | ? | ~79,000 | |
| Log in to see images! Venus de Milo | Considering that this famous statue represents the goddess of love and beauty, she’s actually not as hot as you’d expect! Her mammary glands are small, her hair is too short, she’s got a face that says PMS, her arms are missing and her legs seem kinda fat underneath that sheet she wears.
Perhaps the French adore her because she has no armpit hair. One thing is for sure: they’re pretty ****ed off that their “beautiful” statue is no longer in the Louvre. | ? | ~39,000 | |
Notes
- Box of Internal Mystery, Spamminator 2000™ v2.0, Dog Spray, and IP Privately™ was spotted at the Ppwn Shoppe, and bought / resold for its price.
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