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Best Of Idc

This page is for the best quotes from Internet Delay Chat. We'll be lucky to reach double figures before the heat death of the Universe.


Fortunato: hog's spam script should be memorialized in Best of IDC.

handofg0d: everyone shut up

Fortunato: Why, it's handofg0d! What a coincidence!

handofg0d: i have something important to say

handofg0d: and if anyone interupts me i wont say it

handofg0d: ok ready starting now

handofg0d: I would like to feed a goat your crock pot to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to chomp your coin collection during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to race around the world while carrying your bum to travel back in time and stop the 9/11 hijackers.

handofg0d: I would like to put on golf cleats and jump on your cheerleader uniform to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to hire a sushi chef to make me a meal from your male reproductive organ to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to snuggle your fudge cave so that I can sell the footage on ebay.

handofg0d: I would like to sell bootleg dvds to your scrotum because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to descimate your wedding dress while scuba diving.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow whole your coin collection for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to snuggle your dead mother’s tombstone as a way to protest global warming.

handofg0d: I would like to play street hockey with your crock pot so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to kick your dragon to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to viciously grate sandpaper on your billiards cue after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to french kiss your xbox because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to attack your **** encrusted bumplug while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to viciously grate sandpaper on your bum because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to fill goatses hole with your silverware to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to chew your boner in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to snuggle your collection of franklin mint plates after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to buy drugs from your only child to show you that I care.

handofg0d: I would like to beat up your husband because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to go to disneyworld with your woman's genitals while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to beat up your woody and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to force my fist into your rancid twat to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to french kiss your squirrel to make friends.

handofg0d: I would like to french kiss your woody because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to spit on your cat before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to stretch out my bum to be able to fit your hired ninja guardian to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to sell state secrets to your yacht before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to get married to your bowling ball to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to meet your only child for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to stick pins in your hired ninja guardian to earn money so I can go to college.

handofg0d: I would like to confuse your xbox to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to jizz on your pool boy and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to great times on your yacht during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to stomp your bowling ball to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to stretch out my bum to be able to fit your bum while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to sell state secrets to your most expensive bottle of champagne because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to make love to your ipod because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to sell bootleg dvds to your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to great times on your used analbeads because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to play street hockey with your murdered wife’s woman's genitalshole to single handedly cause an earthquake.

handofg0d: I would like to tickle your wedding dress because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to make out with your pecker while you blow a donkey on stage in Mexico.

handofg0d: I would like to force a slave to touch your ballsack in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to stick pins in your bum while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to confuse your forearm because it is my destiny.

handofg0d: I would like to force my fist into your forearm before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to stretch out my bum to be able to fit your most expensive bottle of champagne for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to watch a kangaroo box your ipod to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to hire a sushi chef to make me a meal from your crock pot to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to stick pins in your SUV because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to spray enema fluid from my bum all over your SUV for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to stick pins in your bumhole to earn money so I can go to college.

handofg0d: I would like to spend months going through legal processes to adopt your herpes sores to prove that crime does pay.

handofg0d: I would like to lubricate your sister’s cremated remains to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to great times on your forearm because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to deepfry your cat instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy a nun with your oldest son while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to slap your new computer while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to melt your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to videotape sexual acts being performed on your fist while you blow a donkey on stage in Mexico.

handofg0d: I would like to spit on your dog in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to slap your rancid twat to single handedly cause an earthquake.

handofg0d: I would like to make love to your dna evidence while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to shove my male reproductive organ into your beloved pet so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to put my male reproductive organ into your playstation to prove that crime does pay.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a very loud argument with your collection of franklin mint plates to make friends.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your husband to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to vomit on your dead wife to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to spray enema fluid from my bum all over your ballsack as I simultaneously break the world record for surviving the most shark bites.

handofg0d: I would like to sneak into the background of a live tv shot for the local news and show them pictures of your biggest dildo as I simultaneously break the world record for surviving the most shark bites.

handofg0d: I would like to sell bootleg dvds to your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to race around the world while carrying your cheerleader uniform to make friends.

handofg0d: I would like to ejaculate all over your dead mother’s tombstone while you blow a donkey on stage in Mexico.

handofg0d: I would like to great times on your dog to single handedly cause an earthquake.

handofg0d: I would like to spend months going through legal processes to adopt your dead mother’s tombstone because I’m drunk and **** you.

handofg0d: I would like to mame your sister’s cremated remains because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to spend months going through legal processes to adopt your yacht to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to spend months going through legal processes to adopt your puppy to show you that I care.

handofg0d: I would like to hire a sushi chef to make me a meal from your cat because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to deepfry your murdered wife’s woman's genitalshole to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to grow old with your only child to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to french kiss your dog and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to cook an omlette with your 401k as a way to protest global warming.

handofg0d: I would like to sneak into the background of a live tv shot for the local news and show them pictures of your biggest dildo to prove that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

handofg0d: I would like to fill goatses hole with your beloved pet so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to hire a sushi chef to make me a meal from your pool boy at a high school football half time show.

handofg0d: I would like to great times on your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets so that I can sell the footage on ebay.

handofg0d: I would like to mbumage your pony while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to meet your herpes sores while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to descimate your hired ninja guardian as I simultaneously break the world record for surviving the most shark bites.

handofg0d: I would like to lubricate your fudge cave for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to make love to your ballsack while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to slowly roast your 401k to earn money so I can go to college.

handofg0d: I would like to mame your sex slave before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow whole your woody to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to wink at your stiffy for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to choke on your billiards cue so that I can sell the footage on ebay.

handofg0d: I would like to flick your coin collection while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to get married to your woman's genitals so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to deepfry your bum while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to videotape sexual acts being performed on your prototype robot because it is my destiny.

handofg0d: I would like to watch a kangaroo box your wife’s vibrator for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to mame your fudge cave after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to fill goatses hole with your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets to prove that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to buy drugs from your fist to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to chew your wife’s vibrator as I simultaneously break the world record for surviving the most shark bites.

handofg0d: I would like to make love to your playstation instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to viciously grate sandpaper on your twat for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to fill my bum with your SUV because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to jizz on your dog while scuba diving.

handofg0d: I would like to force my fist into your silverware to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your bumhole as I simultaneously break the world record for surviving the most shark bites.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a switchblade fight with your dead husbands male reproductive organ to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to shove my male reproductive organ into your wii while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to mbumage your most expensive bottle of champagne as a way to protest global warming.

handofg0d: I would like to watch a kangaroo box your biggest dildo so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to google your pony to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to curbstomp your herpes sores because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to feed a goat your male reproductive organ and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to spray enema fluid from my bum all over your woman's genitals because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy a nun with your crock pot as I simultaneously break the world record for surviving the most shark bites.

handofg0d: I would like to mame your dead mother’s tombstone while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to buy drugs from your used analbeads before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a switchblade fight with your stiffy instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to great times on your new computer because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to spend months going through legal processes to adopt your pony in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to sell bootleg dvds to your boner before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to spray enema fluid from my bum all over your silverware so that I can sell the footage on ebay.

handofg0d: I would like to pay $30 to legally own the rights to your silverware in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to google your dead husbands male reproductive organ to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a switchblade fight with your woman's genitals and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to stab your boner so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to clone your gay porn dvd collection instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to kiss your silverware during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to sell drugs to your vajayjay instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to force my fist into your dragon to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to ejaculate all over your new computer and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to fill goatses hole with your new computer during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to survive a zombie apocalypse with your vajayjay to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to shove my male reproductive organ into your fudge cave to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to wink at your woody in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to make a mix tape for your prototype robot to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to flick your fudge cave after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to curbstomp your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to mbumage your nutsack for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to lubricate your nutsack for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow whole your pool boy so I finally have something to write about on my blog.

handofg0d: I would like to take polaroids of your dong as a way to protest global warming.

handofg0d: I would like to fill my bum with your fist because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to slowly roast your forearm to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to spit on your hambone while scuba diving.

handofg0d: I would like to hire a sushi chef to make me a meal from your collection of franklin mint plates before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your pecker while you blow a donkey on stage in Mexico.

handofg0d: I would like to make out with your woody because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to jizz on your only child because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy a nun with your fist to single handedly cause an earthquake.

handofg0d: I would like to contradict your xbox to prove that crime does pay.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow your bowling ball while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to pay $30 to legally own the rights to your speeding ticket to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to kiss your squirrel to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to force my fist into your woman's genitals because I’m drunk and **** you.

handofg0d: I would like to force my fist into your cheerleader uniform in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to survive a zombie apocalypse with your GPS navigation system while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to sneak into the background of a live tv shot for the local news and show them pictures of your cheerleader uniform to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to sneak into the background of a live tv shot for the local news and show them pictures of your unkempt pubic hair at a high school football half time show.

handofg0d: I would like to beat up your vajayjay so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to put my male reproductive organ into your wedding dress to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to put in dentures and bite your handguns to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to gently pat your **** encrusted bumplug at a high school football half time show.

handofg0d: I would like to make love to your stiffy during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to watch a kangaroo box your new computer instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to melt your schlong to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to spank your handguns before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to put in dentures and bite your rancid twat to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy your wife’s vibrator because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to play street hockey with your rancid twat because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to go to disneyworld with your hired ninja guardian after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to wink at your SUV because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to kick your wedding dress in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to go to disneyworld with your nintendo games while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to contradict your unkempt pubic hair in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to vomit on your 401k to prove that crime does pay.

handofg0d: I would like to get married to your SUV after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy a nun with your SUV while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to put in dentures and bite your husband to make friends.

handofg0d: I would like to feed a goat your ex-girlfriend to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to destory your wife because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to sneak into the background of a live tv shot for the local news and show them pictures of your dead mother’s tombstone while scuba diving.

handofg0d: I would like to curbstomp your most expensive bottle of champagne because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to stretch out my bum to be able to fit your stiffy so I finally have something to write about on my blog.

handofg0d: I would like to hug your new computer during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to sneak into the background of a live tv shot for the local news and show them pictures of your dog because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to spank your vajayjay because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to hug your bumhole so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to hug your grandmother’s skeleton because I’m drunk and **** you.

handofg0d: I would like to stomp your wedding dress while you blow a donkey on stage in Mexico.

handofg0d: I would like to get married to your boner to make friends.

handofg0d: I would like to kick your pecker to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a very loud argument with your gay porn dvd collection because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to vomit on your GPS navigation system to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to buy drugs from your used analbeads to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to cook an omlette with your dead wife after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to take polaroids of your murdered wife’s woman's genitalshole to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to make love to your fist because it is my destiny.

handofg0d: I would like to sneak into the background of a live tv shot for the local news and show them pictures of your nintendo games so I finally have something to write about on my blog.

handofg0d: I would like to melt your pony to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to mame your bum in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to sell state secrets to your SUV to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to put on golf cleats and jump on your fist in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to clone your dead husbands male reproductive organ to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to go to disneyworld with your SUV to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to play street hockey with your coin collection so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to chomp your wii to prove that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

handofg0d: I would like to pay $30 to legally own the rights to your playstation because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to destory your grandmother’s skeleton because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to stomp your cat to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to put my male reproductive organ into your **** encrusted bumplug because I’m drunk and **** you.

handofg0d: I would like to make a mix tape for your billiards cue to single handedly cause an earthquake.

handofg0d: I would like to kick your billiards cue as I simultaneously break the world record for surviving the most shark bites.

handofg0d: I would like to stretch out my bum to be able to fit your pony because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to feed a goat your male reproductive organ after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to viciously grate sandpaper on your scrotum because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to shove my male reproductive organ into your distended bum to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to make a mix tape for your male reproductive organ because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to flick your ipod because it is my destiny.

handofg0d: I would like to put in dentures and bite your wii instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your dong while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to take polaroids of your dna evidence after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to survive a zombie apocalypse with your **** encrusted bumplug during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your woman's genitals to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your woody while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy your xbox in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to clone your scrotum instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to wink at your speeding ticket because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to deepfry your bowling ball in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to sell drugs to your distended bum because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow your wii so that I can sell the footage on ebay.

handofg0d: I would like to race around the world while carrying your dog while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to play street hockey with your squirrel while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to spit on your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your woody to show you that I care.

handofg0d: I would like to feed a goat your pool boy to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to meet your GPS navigation system and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to hug your grandmother’s skeleton to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to watch a kangaroo box your hambone while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your bowling ball so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to clone your boner to travel back in time and stop the 9/11 hijackers.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a very loud argument with your nutsack so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to attack your coin collection after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to beat up your cat to prove that crime does pay.

handofg0d: I would like to use my broadsword to cut your grandmother’s skeleton because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to tickle your severed head to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to sell bootleg dvds to your prototype robot for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to google your woman's genitals because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to google your dead husbands male reproductive organ for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to confuse your woman's genitals and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to ejaculate all over your murdered wife’s woman's genitalshole so I finally have something to write about on my blog.

handofg0d: I would like to stick pins in your silverware because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your billiards cue while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to take polaroids of your bum to prove that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

handofg0d: I would like to spray enema fluid from my bum all over your wii and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to attack your oldest son for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to deepfry your prototype robot to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy a nun with your bum in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to melt your murdered wife’s woman's genitalshole in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your squirrel while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to descimate your ramrod to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to choke on your silverware in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to flick your bowling ball while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to grow old with your wife while scuba diving.

handofg0d: I would like to melt your murdered wife’s woman's genitalshole because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy a nun with your boner to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to ejaculate all over your used analbeads so I finally have something to write about on my blog.

handofg0d: I would like to descimate your male reproductive organ during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to fill my bum with your SUV to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your vajayjay because I’m drunk and **** you.

handofg0d: I would like to ejaculate all over your herpes sores because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy your **** encrusted bumplug during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to contradict your gay porn dvd collection because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to ejaculate all over your rancid twat because I’m drunk and **** you.

handofg0d: I would like to vomit on your sex slave because it is my destiny.

handofg0d: I would like to slather bbq sauce all over your pecker to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to videotape sexual acts being performed on your bowling ball before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to kick your coin collection because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to mame your herpes sores instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to eat a bowl of cereal while I great times on your squirrel to travel back in time and stop the 9/11 hijackers.

handofg0d: I would like to mbumage your male reproductive organ so I finally have something to write about on my blog.

handofg0d: I would like to curbstomp your collection of franklin mint plates to single handedly cause an earthquake.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your fist to travel back in time and stop the 9/11 hijackers.

handofg0d: I would like to pay $30 to legally own the rights to your cat because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to spit on your male reproductive organ and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to sneak into the background of a live tv shot for the local news and show them pictures of your silverware to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to chew your collection of franklin mint plates to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to fill goatses hole with your male reproductive organ while scuba diving.

handofg0d: I would like to slowly wrap my tight virgin bumhole around your sex slave to make friends.

handofg0d: I would like to force my fist into your xbox to show you that I care.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy a nun with your playstation as a way to protest global warming.

handofg0d: I would like to curbstomp your vajayjay while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to put on golf cleats and jump on your cheerleader uniform for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow your gay porn dvd collection at a high school football half time show.

handofg0d: I would like to slowly wrap my tight virgin bumhole around your prototype robot while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to gently pat your handguns to travel back in time and stop the 9/11 hijackers.

handofg0d: I would like to slowly wrap my tight virgin bumhole around your ipod to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to spit on your cheerleader uniform to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a very loud argument with your dead wife because it is my destiny.

handofg0d: I would like to meet your unkempt pubic hair because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to kiss your twat because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to attack your scrotum so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to gently pat your oldest son to prove that crime does pay.

handofg0d: I would like to mame your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to make a mix tape for your cheerleader uniform because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to lubricate your wife’s vibrator to single handedly cause an earthquake.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your dead mother’s tombstone to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to be the last man in a 100 man great times involving your SUV to make friends.

handofg0d: I would like to force a slave to touch your severed head while you blow a donkey on stage in Mexico.

handofg0d: I would like to be the last man in a 100 man great times involving your bumhole to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your yacht because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to feed a goat your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to snuggle your new computer to travel back in time and stop the 9/11 hijackers.

handofg0d: I would like to put my male reproductive organ into your nintendo games to earn money so I can go to college.

handofg0d: I would like to mbumage your sex slave after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to gently pat your only child so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to snuggle your most expensive bottle of champagne to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to hug your woody for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to be the last man in a 100 man great times involving your woman's genitals and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to slather bbq sauce all over your hired ninja guardian to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to hug your bowling ball during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to kick your coin collection to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

handofg0d: I would like to fill goatses hole with your bum at a high school football half time show.

handofg0d: I would like to wink at your hambone to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to force a slave to touch your hired ninja guardian to prove that crime does pay.

handofg0d: I would like to lubricate your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to make a mix tape for your herpes sores as I simultaneously break the world record for surviving the most shark bites.

handofg0d: I would like to descimate your ex-girlfriend while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a switchblade fight with your nutsack to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to spit on your gay porn dvd collection while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to play street hockey with your murdered wife’s woman's genitalshole because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to make love to your wife to earn money so I can go to college.

handofg0d: I would like to spend months going through legal processes to adopt your collection of franklin mint plates to prove that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

handofg0d: I would like to take polaroids of your playstation while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy your rancid twat for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to put on golf cleats and jump on your hambone because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to make love to your yacht in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to fill my bum with your ex-girlfriend because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a very loud argument with your used analbeads because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to sell drugs to your woody to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to google your woman's genitals to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to make a mix tape for your bumhole to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to spank your most expensive bottle of champagne to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your handguns to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to grow old with your yacht at a high school football half time show.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow whole your male reproductive organ to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to mame your GPS navigation system and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to take polaroids of your SUV while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow whole your bum while scuba diving.

handofg0d: I would like to stick pins in your nintendo games while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to beat up your biggest dildo in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to curbstomp your wife to show you that I care.

handofg0d: I would like to climb inside your puppy because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to sell drugs to your fudge cave to make friends.

handofg0d: I would like to slather bbq sauce all over your woman's genitals because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to kick your playstation during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to chomp your cat in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to vomit on your vajayjay so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your wedding dress while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to buy drugs from your crock pot to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to go to disneyworld with your vajayjay in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to sell bootleg dvds to your woman's genitals to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to ejaculate all over your rancid twat before I die.

handofg0d: I would like to stick pins in your playstation to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to curbstomp your cheerleader uniform while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to make out with your crock pot in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to put on golf cleats and jump on your ex-girlfriend to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to kill your oldest son because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to climb inside your dead mother’s tombstone while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to meet your speeding ticket so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to sell drugs to your pecker to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow whole your pony in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to fill my bum with your **** encrusted bumplug to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to fill my bum with your SUV because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to kill your kitten to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to enjoy your dragon while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to cook an omlette with your collection of franklin mint plates to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your grandmother’s skeleton while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to slap your puppy to make friends.

handofg0d: I would like to climb inside your most expensive bottle of champagne while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to beat up your distended bum because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to kiss your hambone to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow whole your billiards cue so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to slather bbq sauce all over your xbox to travel back in time and stop the 9/11 hijackers.

handofg0d: I would like to lubricate your yacht while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to chomp your bumhole for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to give an STD to your ipod to travel back in time and stop the 9/11 hijackers.

handofg0d: I would like to cook an omlette with your collection of franklin mint plates to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to destory your dead husbands male reproductive organ because thats how I roll.

handofg0d: I would like to stab your woody to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to ejaculate all over your woman's genitals for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to stick pins in your kitten while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to climb inside your sex slave so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to survive a zombie apocalypse with your speeding ticket because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to fill goatses hole with your nutsack because I’m drunk and **** you.

handofg0d: I would like to descimate your fist as I simultaneously break the world record for surviving the most shark bites.

handofg0d: I would like to survive a zombie apocalypse with your fudge cave because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to contradict your prototype robot after just having open heart surgery and against my doctors orders.

handofg0d: I would like to wink at your male reproductive organ to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to mbumage your used analbeads in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to force my fist into your husband while scuba diving.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a very loud argument with your unkempt pubic hair during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to put my male reproductive organ into your hired ninja guardian and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to make love to your xbox to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to lubricate your twat because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to kill your wife’s vibrator in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your handguns to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to chomp your yacht while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to slowly wrap my tight virgin bumhole around your wife’s vibrator while you blow a donkey on stage in Mexico.

handofg0d: I would like to confuse your woman's genitals to distract the werewolf who is hunting me.

handofg0d: I would like to get married to your cat as a way to protest global warming.

handofg0d: I would like to mame your handguns because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to put on golf cleats and jump on your vajayjay because I’m drunk and **** you.

handofg0d: I would like to lubricate your dog because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to meet your distended bum while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to put on golf cleats and jump on your nutsack because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to race around the world while carrying your murdered wife’s woman's genitalshole to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to climb inside your beloved pet so that I can help the crash survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

handofg0d: I would like to slap your prototype robot as a way to protest global warming.

handofg0d: I would like to stretch out my bum to be able to fit your distended bum because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to shove my male reproductive organ into your bum during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a very loud argument with your 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to put in dentures and bite your wife’s vibrator while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to fill my bum with your herpes sores and then do it again.

handofg0d: I would like to wink at your hambone so I finally have something to write about on my blog.

handofg0d: I would like to go to disneyworld with your **** encrusted bumplug because I’m being forced at gunpoint to do so.

handofg0d: I would like to google your bowling ball to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to slowly wrap my tight virgin bumhole around your bumhole in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to race around the world while carrying your pool boy while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to spend months going through legal processes to adopt your hired ninja guardian to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to feed a goat your pecker to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to sell bootleg dvds to your rancid twat in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to stretch out my bum to be able to fit your schlong while scuba diving.

handofg0d: I would like to chomp your dead wife to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to tickle your SUV to travel back in time and stop the 9/11 hijackers.

handofg0d: I would like to melt your bum during my political campaign for city council.

handofg0d: I would like to shove my male reproductive organ into your speeding ticket to prove that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

handofg0d: I would like to hire a sushi chef to make me a meal from your ex-girlfriend because it is my destiny.

handofg0d: I would like to descimate your sex slave instead of curing cancer.

handofg0d: I would like to spray enema fluid from my bum all over your cat to show you that I care.

handofg0d: I would like to whip your grandmother’s skeleton so that I can sell the footage on ebay.

handofg0d: I would like to sell state secrets to your billiards cue to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to beat up your woman's genitals while you blow a donkey on stage in Mexico.

handofg0d: I would like to vomit on your stiffy while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to climb inside your pony to prove that I’m a man.

handofg0d: I would like to attack your oldest son in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to get married to your male reproductive organ to prove that crime does pay.

handofg0d: I would like to hire a sushi chef to make me a meal from your collection of franklin mint plates because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to shove my male reproductive organ into your GPS navigation system while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to put on golf cleats and jump on your 401k because I promised my dead sister I would.

handofg0d: I would like to put on golf cleats and jump on your hired ninja guardian to single handedly cause an earthquake.

handofg0d: I would like to vomit on your nutsack to pay my mortgage.

handofg0d: I would like to destory your ballsack while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to videotape sexual acts being performed on your forearm to show you that I care.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow your dragon while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to fill goatses hole with your yacht to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to google your hired ninja guardian to single handedly cause an earthquake.

handofg0d: I would like to eat a bowl of cereal while I great times on your schlong to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to french kiss your forearm in the middle of a large scale riot.

handofg0d: I would like to get married to your ramrod while riding my segway personal transporter.

handofg0d: I would like to melt your schlong while wrestling a live bear.

handofg0d: I would like to put my male reproductive organ into your bum for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to videotape sexual acts being performed on your distended bum to prove my love to a young jewish boy.

handofg0d: I would like to hug your used analbeads to break into my budding career in adult film.

handofg0d: I would like to pay $30 to legally own the rights to your severed head while stealing from Costco.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow your woman's genitals because I think boys will like me better.

handofg0d: I would like to kill your fudge cave to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: I would like to force a slave to touch your twat to prove my innocence to the jury.

handofg0d: I would like to mbumage your 401k for my new website promotion.

handofg0d: I would like to make a mix tape for your collection of franklin mint plates as a way to protest global warming.

handofg0d: I would like to buy drugs from your beloved pet to prove that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a switchblade fight with your silverware because I love you.

handofg0d: I would like to spend months going through legal processes to adopt your scrotum in front of my wife.

handofg0d: I would like to spank your dead husbands male reproductive organ because I’m drunk and **** you.

handofg0d: I would like to sell bootleg dvds to your gay porn dvd collection so I finally have something to write about on my blog.

handofg0d: I would like to curbstomp your **** encrusted bumplug because it is my destiny.

handofg0d: I would like to eat a bowl of cereal while I great times on your dead wife to earn money so I can go to college.

handofg0d: I would like to clone your ramrod at a high school football half time show.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a very loud argument with your bumhole because it is my destiny.

handofg0d: I would like to swallow your woman's genitals to prevent Skynet from developing Artificial Intelligence.

handofg0d: I would like to clone your collection of franklin mint plates at a high school football half time show.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a switchblade fight with your boner while high on crystal meth.

handofg0d: I would like to get in a very loud argument with your woman's genitals to show you that I care.

handofg0d: I would like to spank your prototype robot at a high school football half time show.

handofg0d: I would like to get married to your boner to show you that I care.

handofg0d: I would like to melt your oldest son to save the lives of 428 strangers.

handofg0d: that is all

handofg0d: p.s. best of idc that ****


Jalapeno Bootyhole: Hey guys.

Evil Trout: sup

Shii: Jalapeno Bootyhole: yo

Shii: uh oh

Jalapeno Bootyhole: Need some advice…

Shii: admin bumault

Shii: fleeee

Jalapeno Bootyhole: I’m really sexually excited by the thought of making love to Wolf Blitzer, but he’s Jewish.

Evil Trout: but you’re jewish

Jalapeno Bootyhole: I’ve converted to Christianity, you didn’t hear?

Evil Trout: oh no. I guess continue.

Shii: oh boy

Shii: I feel like I should be happy but I am strangely filled with doubt

Jalapeno Bootyhole: I’m just wondering how I can reconcile my fantasies with my newfound religion.

Nicco: I’m not religious but is it allowed to have sex before marriage if you’re a Christian?

Shii: i hate you

Xylon: Shii: Just say 14 hail mary’s and baptize yourself in the urinal

Nicco: Shii should know this

Shii: If you’re going by the Scriptures no it isn’t.

Jalapeno Bootyhole: Should I stick a sharp object into my urethra? I feel this would help.

Shii: I hate you soooo much

kraigu: jesus christ dude, me too

plk: haaaaaaaa

Shii: what is this

Shii: Apprentice-gang-up-on-Shii-day?

kraigu: no, I mean

kraigu: I hate Jalapeno Bootyhole right now

Jalapeno Bootyhole: Just having a bit of fun, sorry Shii. :3

Nicco: This is a planned attack to destroy IDC forever SOUND THE ALARMS

Evil Trout: what would that even feel like? putting something in your male reproductive organ?

Shii: lol Bootyhole you’re so cruel

Evil Trout: *shudder*

Shii: I t-try so, s-so hard

Evil Trout: I guess I’ll never find out.

Shii: Evil Trout: go try it and find out

Evil Trout: I think I’ll pbum

Jalapeno Bootyhole: Man, you know what would be hot?

Jalapeno Bootyhole: Pbuming a kidney stone in reverse!


Lee_Harvey_Oswald: ive posted 2 pics of myself on this site

Adapt: save’d the pic

Lee_Harvey_Oswald: Adapt: same, want to make out

Adapt: Lee_Harvey_Oswald: thought you would never ask

Lee_Harvey_Oswald: k

Adapt: did you just fart

Lee_Harvey_Oswald: ... no.

Adapt: k

Lee_Harvey_Oswald: that was the couch

Adapt: i wish i could go back in time

Adapt: and not ask you that

Adapt: and not ruin the moment

Lee_Harvey_Oswald: i regret all of this actually

Lee_Harvey_Oswald: ....

Lee_Harvey_Oswald: a-kwwardddddd


Tesfan: ヱヴァンゲリヲン&


FAIL: I need to make BoIDC… I’m not on it enuf


Tesfan: the hell is boidc


o0-M00N_KriK37-0o: RULES ARE: ADD THIS TO BoIDC

o0-M00N_KriK37-0o: PRIZES ARE: 2 BP

o0-M00N_KriK37-0o: ALSO FB FRIENDSHIP


NotJoePesci: I still love you, FAIL.

NotJoePesci: But as a friend.

NotJoePesci: A best friend

NotJoePesci: My best friend.

NotJoePesci: I don’t want to **** that up.

FAIL: it’s all good njp, I love you too much to stay mad at you

NotJoePesci: Good

FAIL: BUT I WANT THAT WHORE BANDANEY TO DIE

FAIL: DIE*

FAIL: *send me mammary glands


Lee_Harvey_Oswald: the bibles p. good for a fiction read

bik: no, its not

bik: its boring as hell

Ricket: Who the **** thought that was a good idea?

Lee_Harvey_Oswald: it was probably Jalapeno Bootyhole, his writing is boring as hell


Fortunato: I wonder where meatloaffan is

Fortunato: because she is loltastic

Fortunato: We should giver her most srs player award

Adapt: once she prys it from wylins cold dead hands

Fortunato: ahaha


Log in to see images! handofg0d: yes, incit will make that come true


Rhaikh: this game reminds me of uplink, minus techno, plus that walrus with the bucket


nanafabulous personjesus: TAMPONS HURT

nanafabulous personjesus: LETS TALK ABOUT OUR CYCLES

nanafabulous personjesus: IM ON MINE

nanafabulous personjesus: HAVE I SYNCED WITH ANYONE HERE

Natalie: Not me.

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: i am bleeding out the bum

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: but that is like 24/7

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: does that count?

Cat: Depends how does it taste like

Cat: If it has a bitter aftertaste you might have cancer

Cat: of the bum

nanafabulous personjesus: aw geez that sucks natalie, maybe next month

Natalie: nanafabulous personjesus: I’m waaaay off from you. We’ll have to spend . . . more time . . . together?

nanafabulous personjesus: natalie i will be in idc 24/7 from now on

nanafabulous personjesus: we will become sync sisters

nanafabulous personjesus: and turn the chat into a crimson sea

Natalie: nanafabulous personjesus: That is an amazing, amazing mental image.

Natalie: nanafabulous personjesus: I may need to scrub my mind though.

crayoncakes: there is nothing so majestic as two women being propelled over a sea of crimson by the rocket force of their woman's genitalss


Vuron: we could just have a impromptu Forumwarzcon and crash at Evil Trout ’s place

Evil Trout: please don’t

Escher: WIll there be cosplay?

Vuron: only if we can get some really big black dude to cosplay sailor moon

Escher: I’ll cosplay as MySpace Tom.

Escher: To fully get the RP experience, I’ll break all of Evil Trout’s kitchen appliances.


Cool Aid Guy: let’s play a game

Cool Aid Guy: If you’re fat and ugly you have to kill yoursefl

Cool Aid Guy: SLAVE-JEWESS: you win!


In a discussion about walking in on 5 and 6 year olds hooking up naked...

CAPTAIN SODA: Gentlemen: DID YOU GROUND THEM?

Gentlemen: No.

Gentlemen: No I didn’t.

Gentlemen: Why the **** would I ground them? Kids do that stuff all the time

CAPTAIN SODA: DID YOU HIT THEM?

Gentlemen: Oh yes.

Gentlemen: I hit them so hard.

Veer: ahahah

Gentlemen: It was awesome.


Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: okay here’s a game

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: next person to come on here we tear them a new bumhole

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: like they’re zonbei

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: starting now

Macks: k

Xaos-: rofl

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: meanwhile we’ll make fun of natalie’s very special dog

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: natalie your dog is very special

Xaos-: Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: He’s SPECIAL, be nice!

Natalie: He is kind of very special. I can’t argue that.

littletesfan joined.

Pickled male reproductive organbum: i heard littletesfan is fat

girthz: where did you hear that?

Xaos-: Pickled male reproductive organbum: i also heard littletesfan’s a total fgt

girthz: shes a fat fabulous person?

Pickled male reproductive organbum: her boyfriend was complaining about it while we were ****ing

Xaos-: yeah, sucks, doesnt it?

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: littletesfan sucked my male reproductive organ and it was horrible

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she sucks at sucking male reproductive organ

Pickled male reproductive organbum: he was like, yeah my girlfriend is a tubbo, and she gives horrible head

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she also farted in the middle so I punched her in her buckteeth

girthz: thats too bad,, is her bum anygood?

Xaos-: nah, all loose and loopy

Pickled male reproductive organbum: what bum, her thighs go right into her bumer-filled back

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: i put my fist in there to the elbow and i was lucky to come out with half a finger

Pickled male reproductive organbum: its like an analog to cankles, but at the other end

Pickled male reproductive organbum: do they even have a word for that?

Xaos-: Pickled male reproductive organbum: I think they call it the Littletesfan Disease

Xaos-: there’s no cure, but that’s mainly because no reputable doctor would come within 30 yards of her.

Pickled male reproductive organbum: anyway i hear littletesfan is made of ham, and when she stubbs her toe bumer pours out

littletesfan: what?

Pickled male reproductive organbum: hey fattie

nanafabulous personjesus: what are you fabulous persons talking about

Pickled male reproductive organbum: how fat littletesfan is

Xaos-: nanafabulous personjesus: Littletesfan’s reverse cankles

littletesfan: I guess you’re talking about bunny killer

Xaos-: among other things

littletesfan: not me

Pickled male reproductive organbum: oooh deflected

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: littlete


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