ok so last night i was at the club and i didnt want to dance and my friend got mad and hit me and he tried to get this girl to dance with me and she called him a fabulous person and then we were leaving and we saw some of our friends and one of them was really really really drunk and then push it by salt n pepa came on and we decided we would stay and dance with them and the the one who was drunk decided she had to dance with me and she was rubbing her bum on my male reproductive organ and i didnt know what to do so i stood there and let her do it and it was a lot of wtf and it was awkward and then she bought me vodka and i drank that and i still have a headache and i really hate vodka and I should not drink it ever but yeah what are you supposed to do when a girl is dancing like that?

also run on sentences are really hard