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Fun ok drunk bob time and story and something

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

ok so last night i was at the club and i didnt want to dance and my friend got mad and hit me and he tried to get this girl to dance with me and she called him a fabulous person and then we were leaving and we saw some of our friends and one of them was really really really drunk and then push it by salt n pepa came on and we decided we would stay and dance with them and the the one who was drunk decided she had to dance with me and she was rubbing her bum on my male reproductive organ and i didnt know what to do so i stood there and let her do it and it was a lot of wtf and it was awkward and then she bought me vodka and i drank that and i still have a headache and i really hate vodka and I should not drink it ever but yeah what are you supposed to do when a girl is dancing like that?

also run on sentences are really hard

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

­when shes rubbing her bum on your male reproductive organ you rub your male reproductive organ on her bum idiot then you take her home

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­when shes rubbing her bum on your male reproductive organ you rub your male reproductive organ on her bum idiot then you take her home

oh

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

bobdisgea Posted:

she was rubbing her bum on my male reproductive organ and i didnt know what to do so i stood there and let her do it and it was a lot of wtf and it was awkward

1st thing I thought of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA#t=0m56s

2nd thing I thought of: you are a fabulous person for not ****ing her

sdgrbass09 edited this message on 10/16/2011 3:43AM

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­when shes rubbing her bum on your male reproductive organ you rub your male reproductive organ on her bum idiot then you take her home

this, and use punctuation woman's genitals.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

puss mcquack Posted:

this, and use punctuation woman's genitals.

­i dont need to use punctuation because i dont give a **** at all also you should have capitalized the t in this and you should have added a comma after punctuation so that way it doesnt look like youre trying to say use a punctuation woman's genitals

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­i dont need to use punctuation because i dont give a **** at all also you should have capitalized the t in this and you should have added a comma after punctuation so that way it doesnt look like youre trying to say use a punctuation woman's genitals

[I] was talking to [B]ob, but I don’t really give two ****s about it, or this site, so carry on.

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

I kind of like the idea of ‘puntuation woman's genitals’ now that you bring it up…

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

lol here’s to hoping that no one anywhere gets ‘will dance with bob’ drunk ever again

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­when shes rubbing her bum on your male reproductive organ you rub your male reproductive organ on her bum idiot then you take her home

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

lole it looks like boccus is blankquoting ololol

SanDyk Posted:

lole it looks like boccus is blankquoting ololol

Still just as effective. Frankly, is there anything else to say to this?

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

Bacchus Posted:

yes

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

yes

Well, accidentally stick it in her bum cause bob is never gonna do a **** twice. But that should really go without saying, I think.

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