Who the **** are you and why should I care?

I dont see how caring about me has anything to do about giving me the money. Also I was IN THE TOP 5 of a prestigious forumwars contest I think at some point so if you dont know who I am you should just **** off.

What the **** you gonna spend this VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY on?

I will use it in the betterment of this community by holding multiple probably never-ending contests and other kinds of activities that should increase the amount of active threads enough to give the impression of caring.

Why the **** should I give you this VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY?

Did I not answer this question already?

What are you going to give back to the community if I do give you this VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY?

Have you ever heard the definition of insanity?

How much of the 150 beeps do you want?

All of it naturally. I would also like to point out that the fact that I already have had 101 of this VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY sitting idly for months is very irrelevant, since if I get more of it I surely will take action.