I_cant_think_of_a_good_username Posted:

Who the **** are you and why should I care?

My real name is David Norrin. You should care because I’m pretty much the biggest noob in the history of mankind.

What the **** you gonna spend this VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY on?

I’m gonna try to get Episode 2. If I don’t have enough BPs for it, I’m going to keep begging until I do. I’d buy some, but I’m really ****ing poor.

Why the **** should I give you this VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY?

Because I’m the biggest noob ever, and you giving me BPs would be nice.

What are you going to give back to the community if I do give you this VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY?

If I ever get a bit of money to spend on BPs, I’m gonna give other newbies some BPs as well

How much of the 150 beeps do you want?

I’d like enough to buy episode 2, but I’ll accept whatever donation you could give me.

Thank you

Another good effort

If I ever get a bit of money to spend on BPs, I’m gonna give other newbies some BPs as well

“If” is a bit of an odd word. Considering you said that you are “poor as ****” and you can’t really buy some of the VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY yourself why should I trust you to buy VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY for other people?