The responses have been epic. I’m seriously thinking that, instead of trying to make Player 1 “gender neutral,” it’ll just be an aggressively bisexual schizophrenic hermaphrodite, thus making constant references to both one’s male reproductive organ and woman's genitals.

In any case, it’ll take some time to pick a winner, award the prizes and commit my ritual castration, but I’m really happy with the results so far! If you need some more time to finish up, feel free to continue to send your edits over the next few days.

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