Well, you certainly got me there. I was just taking the rule of “death=not funny” as a given, when I should have been scientifically testing the theory for myself. You are officially a better scientist than I am.

Also, the woman blowing herself up with a spam text message is hilarious. I’ve been making jokes about that all week. I hadn’t heard of the people who died whilst ****ing on a roof or the guy who taped himself to the underside of a plane though.

I should have figured there’d be a Darwin award for the guy who blew himself up with chewing gum. That would have given my story some detail, which would have been nice. Ah well.