Test 3: Man makes flight harness out of, it seems, a rubber garden hose and some double stick tape. Takes a ride under the belly of an airplane and, despite his valiant effort to hang onto the axle after his rig gives up on him, falls to his death.

http://broadbandsports.com/node/8393

Ok now you’ve got some explaining to do. Perhaps if you modified your theory with some sort of stupidity clause?