I really hate cats. I have two cats though. And believe it or not I am a compbumionate human being and would not harm my cats.

HOWEVER!
They’re insane and annoying and I in NO way see why someone would choose to keep cats as pets. I got mine unintentionally and it’s a long story I won’t bore myself typing out, but they’re essentially useless.

A cat will never love you like a dog will.
A cat will destroy everything you have and never feel bad.
A cat will steal your chair the second you stand up and act insulted when you move it.

They’re like pet supermodels. All they do is shred clothing and barf. Except they’re not sexually attractive and you can’t **** them. I’m fairly certain they don’t taste good either.