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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

I really hate cats. I have two cats though. And believe it or not I am a compbumionate human being and would not harm my cats.

HOWEVER!
They’re insane and annoying and I in NO way see why someone would choose to keep cats as pets. I got mine unintentionally and it’s a long story I won’t bore myself typing out, but they’re essentially useless.

A cat will never love you like a dog will.
A cat will destroy everything you have and never feel bad.
A cat will steal your chair the second you stand up and act insulted when you move it.

They’re like pet supermodels. All they do is shred clothing and barf. Except they’re not sexually attractive and you can’t **** them. I’m fairly certain they don’t taste good either.


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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

get a pug

Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

adopt me, I’ll love you more than any cat could and I won’t steal your chair or rip your stuff up and if I throw up I’ll get all of it in the toilet I swear unless I am too drunk to find it

Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

and I will try to be sexually attractive for you if you want

Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

and you can sleep with me if we go on a date first and I enjoy myself

Aurum

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

get a dawg


For the lulz

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

Posting to show off my new title. I hate dogs, btw.


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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

i have two cats and a pug.

i hate my cats. i love my pug.


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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

oh yeah; i hate dogs. i only like mine.


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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

Bandaney Posted:

oh yeah; i hate dogs. i only like mine.

i’d be willing to be your dog if the spot wasn’t taken by such a cute one

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A STUPID ****WAD

My dogs are attention whores that I have to take outside about 3 times a day so they can **** all over my lawn (and not on my floor). My cat on the other hand comes and says hi to me on occasion but mainly keeps to herself and ****s in a little box that I only have to clean the chunks out of once every day or two. Advantage kitty.

Also my dogs are totally racist and bark at black people. My cat donated $2000 to the United Negro College Fund last year.


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

cats are awful. the only good cat is heirloom.Log in to see images!


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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

My dog will hold his pee and poop forever if he has to. I can’t even remember the last time he messed inside. My cats on the other hand, they kick their feces out of their litter box all the time, and if they’re angry they sometimes **** on the floor right in front of the litter box just because they can.

I HAD A PUG FOR A WHILE! Log in to see images!

I hate dogs, btw.

Oh, Aldo, why? Log in to see images!

And nice new title, I love it. Log in to see images!


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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

viscera Posted:

Dogs cool themselves by panting and since pugs don’t have much snout they can overheat very fast.

get one of those intercooler thingies, works for computers and pugs are at least as awesome as those

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

lol if my dog has an accident she does it in the bathroom on the linoleum so we can clean it up because even though its our fault if she doesnt empty her bowels she doesnt want to ruin the house with it

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