wtfmcnuggets Posted:

i had a really bad GI bug once… i won’t go into details… but yeah. voted sneaky sharts. my uncle pooped on my cousin’s face once by accident, also due to a sneaky shart (he just meant to fart on him). i don’t think i’d **** myself for 20 bucks. maybe 50. it’d definitely have to be worth the clothes i was wearing.

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CrinkzPipe Posted:

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Wear a some old **** that i had been planning to throw away, and take a long shower/bath afterwards.

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Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

i remember one time i was on these really strong antibiotics that made me sicker than the actual infection they were supposed to be fighting, and every ****ing time i fell asleep i **** myself

but it wasnt **** it was ****ing like, water with liquid **** in it.

so i ended up sleeping for almost a week on the ****ing toilet.

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sdgrbbum09 Posted:

No, but I’m only 19 so I’ve got a long time left to **** myself. And no I would not intentionally **** myself for $20.

How about a trade? Like two people **** themselves and you exchange pictures?