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Poll: Have you ever **** yourself?
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Also, please post whether you would intentionally for a small amount of money. Say 20 USD.

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
34

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 40 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

i had a really bad GI bug once… i won’t go into details… but yeah. voted sneaky sharts. my uncle pooped on my cousin’s face once by accident, also due to a sneaky shart (he just meant to fart on him). i don’t think i’d **** myself for 20 bucks. maybe 50. it’d definitely have to be worth the clothes i was wearing.

thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

gotta be around 100 for me & no cameras. no money on the world is worth lifelong humiliation through the internet

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 25677 Tue Mar 31 17:59:16 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

purchace championchips

thew00 Posted:

gotta be around 100 for me & no cameras. no money on the world is worth lifelong humiliation through the internet

But… you do it for free everyday?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Why not Log in to see images!

Wear a some old **** that i had been planning to throw away, and take a long shower/bath afterwards.

thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

SIG-ENABLING-MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

But… you do it for free everyday?

touche Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

i remember one time i was on these really strong antibiotics that made me sicker than the actual infection they were supposed to be fighting, and every ****ing time i fell asleep i **** myself

but it wasnt **** it was ****ing like, water with liquid **** in it.

so i ended up sleeping for almost a week on the ****ing toilet.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

i remember one time i was on these really strong antibiotics that made me sicker than the actual infection they were supposed to be fighting, and every ****ing time i fell asleep i **** myself

but it wasnt **** it was ****ing like, water with liquid **** in it.

so i ended up sleeping for almost a week on the ****ing toilet.

Log in to see images!

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

No, but I’m only 19 so I’ve got a long time left to **** myself. And no I would not intentionally **** myself for $20.

wtfmcnuggets Posted:

i had a really bad GI bug once… i won’t go into details… but yeah. voted sneaky sharts. my uncle pooped on my cousin’s face once by accident, also due to a sneaky shart (he just meant to fart on him). i don’t think i’d **** myself for 20 bucks. maybe 50. it’d definitely have to be worth the clothes i was wearing.

Same vote. Great story! Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Why not Log in to see images!

Wear a some old **** that i had been planning to throw away, and take a long shower/bath afterwards.

I think we’re on the same page. Log in to see images!

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

i remember one time i was on these really strong antibiotics that made me sicker than the actual infection they were supposed to be fighting, and every ****ing time i fell asleep i **** myself

but it wasnt **** it was ****ing like, water with liquid **** in it.

so i ended up sleeping for almost a week on the ****ing toilet.

AHAHAHHAHA. Totally what I was hoping for. Log in to see images!

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

No, but I’m only 19 so I’ve got a long time left to **** myself. And no I would not intentionally **** myself for $20.

How about a trade? Like two people **** themselves and you exchange pictures?

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 25677 Tue Mar 31 17:59:16 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

purchace championchips

Bacchus Posted:

How about a trade? Like two people **** themselves and you exchange pictures?

Is this like some weird fetish for you?

SIG-ENABLING-MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Is this like some weird fetish for you?

I would find that to be a very weird fetish. Why?




Also, out of 29 people 18 have never gotten ill or surprised or extraordinarily intoxicated? Either we have a bunch of liars or Forumwarz is full of constipated nuns or some ****.

fembot_

Avatar: 228325 2010-10-14 02:40:07 -0400
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 55 Camwhore

Somehow managed to lower the intelligence level of IDC

I have **** myself as an adult several times due to consumption of illicit drugs. I do not consume illicit drugs any more, but I would definitely **** myself for money.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Bacchus Posted:

I would find that to be a very weird fetish. Why?




Also, out of 29 people 18 have never gotten ill or surprised or extraordinarily intoxicated? Either we have a bunch of liars or Forumwarz is full of constipated nuns or some ****.

I’ve been violently ill before and extremely intoxicated, and I have never **** in my pants.

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Sharts happen to the best of us. Also, botulism.

thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

wait… i can recall two times where i’ve woken up in the bathroom with an unwiped bumhole after falling asleep drunk while pooping.

does that count? (all the poop went into the toilet)

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

i remember one time i was on these really strong antibiotics that made me sicker than the actual infection they were supposed to be fighting, and every ****ing time i fell asleep i **** myself

but it wasnt **** it was ****ing like, water with liquid **** in it.

so i ended up sleeping for almost a week on the ****ing toilet.

this is the best story

fembot_

Avatar: 228325 2010-10-14 02:40:07 -0400
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 55 Camwhore

Somehow managed to lower the intelligence level of IDC

I just remembered this long period of laxative abuse. Ok, I’ve **** myself countless times. But a lot of those should count as sneaky sharts.

fembot_ Posted:

I just remembered this long period of laxative abuse. Ok, I’ve **** myself countless times. But a lot of those should count as sneaky sharts.

Trying to lose weight or just a sick game?

fembot_

Avatar: 228325 2010-10-14 02:40:07 -0400
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 55 Camwhore

Somehow managed to lower the intelligence level of IDC

Bacchus Posted:

Trying to lose weight or just a sick game?

Neither, just “mentally ill” I believe is the politically correct term. Obsessed with having no **** in my body. Log in to see images!

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