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thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
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[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

What's grosser than 10 dead babies in one garbage can? 
One dead baby in 10 garbage cans.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you nail a dead baby to a wall?
I don't know about you, but I get an erection.

What's grosser than gross?
A lorry full of babies!

What's grosser than a lorry full of babies?
Unloading it with a pitch fork!

whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
one live one in the middle trying to eat its way out
whats worse than that?
it goes back for seconds

What happened to the baby in the microwave?
I dunno, too busy masturbating...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't **** a rock

What's red and sits on the corner twitching?
Baby chewing a razor blade!

How do you get a dead baby into a blender?
push hard
How do you get it out?
TORTILLA CHIPS

What's green sits on the corner ?
Same baby 2 weeks later!

whats the difference between a pie and a dead baby?
I don't **** the pie before I eat it

What's blue and sits on the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
What's red and floats on top of the pool?
Floaties with slashed baby.

What's the difference between a barrel of dead babies and a sports car?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.

What do you call 15 dead babies at the bottom of a lake?
A good start.

Whats the difference between a baby and an oven?
The oven doesnt scream when I stick my meat in it...

What did Michael J. Fox's baby say to the reporter?
Nothing. Because of Shaken Baby Syndrome.

How do you save a suffocating baby?
Get your foot off its chest.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

Whats the difference between a baby and a steak
I don't great times on the steak before I eat it.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

whats more fun than spinning a dead baby on a clothes line?
Stopping it with a shovel!

How do you stop a baby falling through a manhole?
Put a javelin through its head.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
Ripping him off again.


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