CrinkzPipe Posted:

Have to wonder. Why the FJ? It’s a Zombie Apocolypse, I don’t 3 shells before you have to reload will do much. Plus, I think zombies die in one hit with a close range shotgun, crits or not.

Now look partner, I don’t mean to repudiate the validity of your prognostication, but that there is dependent on a hoard of cannibalstic cadavers being within the direct vicinity of my immediate behind. I might get a better whiff of a horse’s bum standing next to it’s rear end, but that doesn’t mean it’s where I want to be.

For such a scenario to even occur would mean my perimeter of area denial would have to have been outnumbered and overun. My options at this point would be to either to belly-up and keel over while some spine-sucking stiff wears my innards like feed bag, or run like hell. The answer is to run, and if that don’t work, more run.