Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Alright, folks! Thanks for all the great entries. Forgive me, as it’s going to take some time to pick out winners.

But, it yielded some great results: I’ve managed to adapt (yes, I said Adapt) a dozen of them into depraved haiku, which was what this was all about…because I’m headed to Saint Paul, Minnesota to check out the National Poetry Slam, where I’ll attempt to enter the annual Haiku Death Match!

If anyone’s in the area and wants to watch me crash and burn (provided my name is picked, and there’ll be a lot of entrants), it’s this Wednesday afternoon.

Thanks again to everyone who participated! I’ll let you know how it goes!

Dude, video that ****!