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StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
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Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

My mother said don’t run with scissors; I did, yet I’m fine. My mother said to always wear a condom, too…

*****

“We’re getting married!” Billy said.

“What job will you do to support kids, you two are only 10!”

“Well, so far we’ve been lucky.”

*****

When you party with animals, don’t be surprised if you wake up neutered.

*****

Her bangs tickle when she gives me head, and do a great job of covering the lobotomy scar.

*****

A mug, a candle, homemade leather ties; he uses every part of every woman. Waste not, want not.

StarkJade edited this message on 07/29/2010 10:01PM
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