My name is Girg Jatsand and I am from the future. I am often employed at Spacely Sprockets, where I pretty much do whatever the space-hell my bosses tell me. (What can I say, I’m destined to be part of the space-rat race). I am a clbum of 2050 graduate of Gizmonics Institute of Space-Techonogy, where I majored in interstellar studies, (just like everybody else)but also dabbled in space-history , which is rather convenient given my predicament But this whole school ordeal is kind of what brings me here today. See, I was attending my negative 40 year preunion when something went horribly wrong and I missed the time warp back to the future (or present, if you are me). So now I’m kinda stuck here in the past (or present, if you aren’t me) until another space-time machine shows up. But I don’t have a clue where or when that will be. I guess I’m stuck here until then…