Okay so one day, I’m hanging around right? Just being with nature…shooting things…with a bb-gun. Now I have always been a level headed person. So i have no idea what came over me. I decided to turn this bb-gun, a handpump air rifle, on myself.

I decided i would only pump it once and i would shoot myselh oh the most protected area, my crotch. Why not shoot my foot? well that would hurt!

So I load it, pump it, aim, and fire.

Well…as it turns out bbs don’t care how think you thick your underwear is.

It bled, and hurt..a lot.

And guess what? that **** is still in my male reproductive organ…I wonder if I should get some sort of surgery or something…

This is true by the way.