Once I was at the apartment of this girl I really like, and she was using the restroom when I really had to use the bathroom too. I couldn’t wait for him to finish, and I didn’t know what to do, so I just dropped my pants and crapped right there on the floor, and I swear I was going to pick it up with a paper towel and throw it away, but right then she came out of the bathroom. I threw a pillow over my crap and hoped she wouldn’t notice. Unfortunately he knew something was up, so he picked up the pillow and there was my crap. She was like, “What the Hell is this”, and I was so scared that I just made up this story. I said “Your dog just ran in here and pooped on the floor, but I didn’t want the dog to be embarrbumed so I covered it up.” And she said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air”.

So I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had some dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say this cab was rare, but I thought to myself “Nah, forget it.” and said “Yo, holmes, to Bel Air!”