Attempt to recreate the Bash psychic quote with a little success:

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Stranger: You are so addicted to that game I can see.

You: no, in fact I have never played it

You: TvTropes.org

Stranger: Then it’s amazing how you know all those stuff.

You: i’m psychic too

You: yes

Stranger: Nice. Log in to see images!

You: i can answer questions before they are asked

You: as you can see

Stranger: I have a question in my mind right now.

Stranger: Can you answer it? Log in to see images!

You: see above

You: not really

Stranger: That’s your answer?

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: see+

You: ?

You: sure

Stranger: Your answre does not make sense.

Stranger: Hahahaha.

Stranger: *answer

You: what doesnt?

You: see above wasn’t really my answer

You: and as you could see, I answered before

Stranger: What is it then?

Stranger: Whaaat? Log in to see images!

You: you are pretty predictable sometimes

Stranger: You are so weeird.

Stranger: Haha.

You: no

Stranger: What is your answer? Log in to see images! Repeat it!

You: see?

Stranger: Right.

You: yes

Stranger: How the hell did you do that.

Stranger: :| Haha.

You: it’s simple really

Stranger: How?

You: I already answered that question

You: haha

Stranger: Oh you weirdooo. Haha;

Stranger: What’s your name?

You: i didn’t answer that one

You: because i don’t reveal my name

Stranger: Answer it.

Stranger: Really?

Stranger: Why?

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You: because I’m no good at making up names

You: yes

Stranger: Then tell me your real name.

You: T***** X*******

You: as I already said

Stranger: Gee great.

Stranger: That helped.

Stranger: :|

Stranger: =))

You: i need better luck though

You: did you fall asleep?

You: because the silence was so long

Stranger: No.

You: because this is not yet bash-worthy

Stranger: I’m letting you talk.

Stranger: Haha.

You: you were supposed to ask why

Stranger: Nooo.

Stranger: You weirdoo.

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: yes

Stranger: Nah.

You: indeed

Stranger: Do you have a girlfriend?

Stranger: What a long answer huh.

Stranger: =))

Stranger: You’re funny.

You: moderately successful

Stranger: That’s your answer?

Stranger: So you have one?

You: see two replies up

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