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Alright, I figured I’d share this with you guys. I did this about a year ago. I would explain more, but it’s self explanatory.
Go.
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi im looking for girls 18-22 You: oh, you’re in luck. Stranger: Log in to see images! You: i happen to have some bound and gagged in my basement. some of them died, but if you can get past the smell, you’ll be ok. Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: so what is ur name You: David Davidson, Sexual Deviant. Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: u r a girl ? You: yeah Stranger: really You: are you excited? Stranger: do u have any photo Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: ahahaha Log in to see images! You: yeah i have lots of pictures. Stranger: so good Stranger: show me Log in to see images! You: no, why do you think you get to see them so easily? Stranger: but if i say to u Stranger: lets be friend Stranger: u will say me why so easily Stranger: but im serious Stranger: lets be friend Stranger: Log in to see images! You: k Stranger: i do not wanna waste my time You: we’re friends now. You: wait You: wait You: don’t go anywhere You: if you talk, i have naked pics for you Stranger: ok Stranger: i will wait You: i actually have a video You: wanna see it? Stranger: so if u have any msn or facebook account Stranger: it is will be great my friend Stranger: ok send Stranger: im waiting Stranger: Log in to see images! You: ok, i have it. You: it’s uploaded to youtube You: here’s the link You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI (This was a rickroll.) Stranger: this video unreacheable from this country Stranger: what is the video Log in to see images! You: you have a porn filter? Stranger: yes You: damn, that was a hot video of me and a friend You: you’re missing out Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: can u upload to another website You: not really Stranger: so how we can be friend Stranger: ? Stranger: do u have any msn or facebook account Stranger: ? You: hold on, let me find my acct Stranger: ok Stranger: and would u like to see my photo Stranger: or profile You: sure You: wait You: maybe You: depends You: are you gonna give me up? You: are you gonna let me down? You: are you gonna run around and desert me? Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1250127&l=2d 1d875574&id=751133852 Stranger: this is me You: that’s hot Stranger: ahahaa Log in to see images! You: did it make you uncomfortable when the donkey mounted you? You: it did the first time with me too. Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: have u got ur account ? Stranger: msn or facebook ? You: i’m still looking Stranger: or other ? You: hold your horses. You: or donkeys, whatever you prefer. Stranger: Log in to see images! You: here’s my myspace You: (sorry, had to delete it.) Stranger: so what is ur msn address Stranger: give me to add u Stranger: Log in to see images! You: i don’t have an msn You: well, i used to, back when i was doing porn, they had to contact me Stranger: hımm r u a porn star Stranger: Log in to see images! You: yeah, i’ve been in a few videos Stranger: show me one of them on other site You: ones such as “Gigantic Black Firemen” and “It’s Not A Snake” Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: i wanna be with u Stranger: how can we do Stranger: ? You: You got $5? You: that’s all it takes for me to put out. You: Just look up my name when you search videos You: “David Davidson” You: there should be over 9000 videos Stranger: send me a link Stranger: Log in to see images! You: all i have are the youtube links You: i don’t have any others Stranger: so You: hold on, i have one site i’m on You: ok, so i’m on the front page on this site. You: www.vomit-in-brazil.com Stranger: which is u You: the one on top You: sexy, no? Stranger: i hate from this site Stranger: there is no beautiful things Stranger: i do not like sex such as this You: it’s all beautiful, you don’t want me to do that? Stranger: i want to kiss and touch baby (WUT) Stranger: so lick her You: i have a few little kids around here, you want one of them? Stranger: hey no Stranger: i wanna baby is 18-22 You: is 17 ok? Stranger: so u send me a link Stranger: ok Stranger: they r eating **** You: no Stranger: i hate it You: there’s a 16 year old here, you want her? she’s the only normal one Stranger: so Stranger: u r not serious Stranger: and not real You: yes i am Stranger: u make me crazy You: did i just NOT send you my information? You: i even showed you my site Stranger: hey look You: just because you’re not into what i am, you call me fake? You: you just ****ed up Stranger: do not send me ur site that Stranger: i want u.. ur friend Stranger: i supposed u r friendly You: you don’t wanna see me and my friend? You: Log in to see images! Stranger: but u r not friendly Stranger: u make me crazy You: i’ve been more than friendly. You: maybe you’re suicidal? Stranger: i wanna have a girl Stranger: Log in to see images! You: i am a girl Stranger: but i told u Stranger: say me ur msn Stranger: u send me a site Stranger: how can i reach u You: i don’t have msn You: i don’t do porn anymore You: so i can’t use that acct You: it’s not free here Stranger: is not there another account ? Stranger: how can u do not use any email Stranger: ? Stranger: and do not do porn anymore Stranger: it is not well You: hold on, i’m gonna find a clean video Stranger: get a boyfriend who really love u Stranger: and waste ur time with him Stranger: this is really god and infinite Stranger: if u do porn You: here You: this is the only good video i’m in You: http://www.efukt.com/2061_****_The_****_Out_Of_Me.html Stranger: someone will break money and **** ur bum.. this is not good.. Stranger: this site even filtered Stranger: i can not acces Stranger: s You: damn i really wanted you to see it You: it was me and a horse You: he gave it to me good You: i couldn’t **** for a week Stranger: upload to another site You: doctors said my bumhole needed stitches You: ok, let me find another site Stranger: ok You: what country are you in? Stranger: turkey Stranger: im in istanbul Stranger: u know? You: what’s your address? i usually travel around there You: i’m all over istanbul, i do a lot of promotional work there Stranger: if u come here Stranger: i will be ur guide Stranger: Log in to see images! You: awesome You: so, what’s your address? maybe i can send you some underwear or something Stranger: so let me to see u.. ur pic.. ur video Stranger: ahaha u r serious ? You: i don’t think you can, because you have a filter, most of my videos are on porn sites You: yeah i wanna send you the underwear i have on right now. Log in to see images! Stranger: ahahaa Log in to see images! Stranger: maybe when i see u Stranger: after this You: well, i dunno, because i’m not supposed to do things like this You: that’s why i offered, but i don’t know if i can do it later, i might change my mind You: if you give me your address, i can send them right now, before i change my mind. Log in to see images! Stranger: but how can i trust u Log in to see images! Stranger: u make me crazy everytime Stranger: so You: i showed you videos that i don’t show people i just met. You: i took a chance with that You: i even showed you my site You: and you must be crazy if you don’t want me to send underwear to you Stranger: if u give me a contact way to u… our friendship will go on.. on the other hand NOT You: i gave you my myspace You: that’s the way to contact me. Stranger: but u dont understand me anymore Stranger: i do not want ur underwear Stranger: i want u You: but everything i do gets recorded, if it looks like i am trying to run away, they’ll beat me almost to death You: omegle is the only place i can go where it doesn’t get recorded You: i don’t wanna get beat You: please, save me Stranger: but how Stranger: u have no email Stranger: no account You: i can’t give that out, they check my email You: if i have a message from someone, they read it, if it’s someone they don’t know, they’ll chain me up and whip me. You: i don’t wanna go through that again. You: last time i almost died. You: Log in to see images! Stranger: what u r talkng about Stranger: r u serious You: these people have me captive Stranger: so this is a serious problem Stranger: if u come here i can help u Stranger: other side Stranger: i can not You: please help me, i’ll do anything Stranger: can u come here Stranger: ? Stranger: escape ? Stranger: hey Stranger: r u there? You: sorry, they walked in You: the wanted to check on me You: i can try to eschwak;dughijgqlu4bgf You: #ksdjhglaurghf You: qwegrfwegfqwger You: wqgrqw’g You: fq3wg You: q You: WHO THE **** IS THIS? You: LISTEN, ****, YOU BETTER START TALKING You: OR WE’LL FIND YOU Stranger: find me **** You: THIS **** IS AS GOOD AS DEAD, THANKS TO YOU Stranger: u **** Stranger: **** u You: YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, BEFORE WE JUST SAY **** IT AND SLIT HER THROAT You: SHE’S OVER HERE CRYING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW Stranger: u **** stop touching her You: DON’T WORRY THOUGH, WE’LL SHUT HER UP REAL QUICK You: I JUST HAD MY bumOCIATE PUNCH HER ****ING TEETH IN. THAT STOPPED THE CRYING REAL FAST. Stranger: u mother ****er Stranger: i will **** ur every cantimetre squares of u if u touch her You: **** YOU Stranger: Rself You: THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE CONVERSATION, THIS woman's genitals IS DEAD. Stranger: u son of a **** You: YOU BETTER SHOW SOME RESPECT, WE’VE GOT THE KNIFE OUT ALREADY You: SHE MIGHT NOT SEND YOU UNDERWEAR, BUT WE CAN SEND YOU HER SKIN. Stranger: **** u man Stranger: u can just beat a girl You: WE BEAT THIS ONE ALL THE TIME You: MAYBE IF SHE WOULDN’T TRY TO ESCAPE. You: WE’RE GONNA COME FIND YOU, TOO. Stranger: maybe i will beat u one day Stranger: come on Stranger: i will show u Turkish People You: GOOD You: JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, THE GIRL IS DEAD. Stranger: i will **** all of ur cell Stranger: **** u You: IT’S FUNNY TO WATCH HER WRIGGLE AROUND ON THE FLOOR. Stranger: **** ur mouth Stranger: ur bumhole Your partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/17/2010 8:19AM | View Chuck Diesel's Profile | # | ||||||
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I just read all of that. Damn, I know stupid Turkish people, but this guy broke all the records. Sig by Aldo Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/17/2010 8:32AM | View Teh Cezar's Profile | # | ||||||
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It went on for about an hour. Guy was ****ing very special. Here’s another.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi i You: hiii You: asl? Stranger: 18 m nz You: awesome You: 19 f ny Stranger: wats ur name You: nichole You: u? Stranger: im nathan You: hi nathan Log in to see images! Stranger: hay Log in to see images! wat are u doing You: nm just board You: lookin on the internet for random things You: ia m sooooo random lol lol Stranger: reali like wat You: funny youtube stuff You: like silly videos You: u kno You: funny cats Stranger: lol awesome You: p much You: so You: what u up to Stranger: um in bed talking to u You: awwww You: u have a myspace You: or ne thing Stranger: um i have facebook You: aww never got into it You: my friend haz it tho You: Log in to see images! You: should i get one Stranger: lol u should make one aye You: okay let me go there Stranger: lol ok You: ugh i dunno if my parents would like this You: loll You: lol Stranger: lol wat do u mean You: well they r strict You: since i live in their house You: u kno Stranger: wat are u doing wrong You: im not really supposed to be talking to bois You: especially since my last bf Stranger: aww reali well i wont tell ok You: okaaay Log in to see images! You: promise? You: cuz they look at my computer and stuff while im asleep Stranger: yeah i promise You: well gimme ur facebook and i can add u when i make it You: ur cuuuuute Stranger: reali aww thnx You: yessss You: so how waz ur day Stranger: good good can i see wat u look like You: yeah hold on boyyy You: trying to fin d a pic i like Stranger: lol ok then You: ok i have to upload one You: i cant give out my myspace to ppl You: brb You: u wait k You: Image deleted. Stranger: ur hot You: thx Log in to see images! Stranger: yeah would u go there wit me You: yeahhh You: even tho im not supposed to You: Log in to see images! You: Image deleted. Stranger: wow nice i would go there You: this is recent You: Image deleted. Stranger: cool man wish u where here You: me too You: hehe You: anything to get outta this house You: u kno Stranger: lol yeah n_n You: so, wat do u do for fun Stranger: um play soccer and flurt with hot girls You: ur a little player huh Stranger: lol im not little You: haha You: dont hate the plauer hate the game You: hehe Stranger: lol yeah aye excately You: im so tired You: i been up all day You: dealing wit my parents Stranger: aww reali You: yea Stranger: its ok so u got any more pics You: yea Stranger: can i see them You: mayyyyybe You: Log in to see images! You: jk yes Stranger: plz You: Image deleted. You: thats when i got my tattoo Stranger: lol nice wish i could see the front lol You: haha theyre huge to say the least Stranger: lol justnthe way i like em You: who wouldnt You: hehe Stranger: lol excately and wit that hot body huh You: o yea You: they r perky but they bounce too You: Log in to see images! Stranger: man ur awesome You: hehe i havet had any in monthsssss You: its so harrrrd Stranger: reali aww poor u can i help You: hahaha You: yesss You: if i could get out of this house Stranger: lol reali can i see more pics of u Stranger: lol ill try to help u You: lets see if i have naughtier ones Stranger: ok You: Log in to see images! Stranger: lol nice Log in to see images! Stranger: can i see Stranger: plz You: let me seeee hehe Stranger: plz plz You: one second babe Log in to see images! Stranger: ok then You: u better be rubbing it You: just sayin You: hehe Stranger: lol ; You: are you You: i hope so Stranger: lol Log in to see images! yeah You: hehe ur so cute You: i found a naughty one Stranger: lol thnx You: http://i44.tinypic.com/10htxyf.jpg shock image Stranger: eww wtf You: what Stranger: lol that wasnt u You: yea it was Stranger: the asain chick You: http://i39.tinypic.com/51ornt.jpg shock image You: wrong pic lol You: sorry hehe Stranger: r u ok You: No. You: Are you? Stranger: no You: Well, this is Nichole’s father. You: Would you mind telling me what’s going on here? Your partner has disconnected. Chuck Diesel edited this message on 04/17/2010 9:23AM |
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Posted On: 04/17/2010 8:37AM | View Chuck Diesel's Profile | # | ||||||
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Good job Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/17/2010 8:44AM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
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WHERE DOING THIS Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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Posted On: 04/17/2010 9:22AM | View Patently Chill P...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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Posted On: 04/17/2010 9:23AM | View Patently Chill P...'s Profile | # | ||||||
Attempt to recreate the Bash psychic quote with a little success:
(unfunny stuff cut) Stranger: You are so addicted to that game I can see. You: no, in fact I have never played it You: TvTropes.org Stranger: Then it’s amazing how you know all those stuff. You: i’m psychic too You: yes Stranger: Nice. Log in to see images! You: i can answer questions before they are asked You: as you can see Stranger: I have a question in my mind right now. Stranger: Can you answer it? Log in to see images! You: see above You: not really Stranger: That’s your answer? Stranger: Log in to see images! You: see+ You: ? You: sure Stranger: Your answre does not make sense. Stranger: Hahahaha. Stranger: *answer You: what doesnt? You: see above wasn’t really my answer You: and as you could see, I answered before Stranger: What is it then? Stranger: Whaaat? Log in to see images! You: you are pretty predictable sometimes Stranger: You are so weeird. Stranger: Haha. You: no Stranger: What is your answer? Log in to see images! Repeat it! You: see? Stranger: Right. You: yes Stranger: How the hell did you do that. Stranger: :| Haha. You: it’s simple really Stranger: How? You: I already answered that question You: haha Stranger: Oh you weirdooo. Haha; Stranger: What’s your name? You: i didn’t answer that one You: because i don’t reveal my name Stranger: Answer it. Stranger: Really? Stranger: Why? Log in to see images! You: because I’m no good at making up names You: yes Stranger: Then tell me your real name. You: T***** X******* You: as I already said Stranger: Gee great. Stranger: That helped. Stranger: :| Stranger: =)) You: i need better luck though You: did you fall asleep? You: because the silence was so long Stranger: No. You: because this is not yet bash-worthy Stranger: I’m letting you talk. Stranger: Haha. You: you were supposed to ask why Stranger: Nooo. Stranger: You weirdoo. Stranger: Log in to see images! You: yes Stranger: Nah. You: indeed Stranger: Do you have a girlfriend? Stranger: What a long answer huh. Stranger: =)) Stranger: You’re funny. You: moderately successful Stranger: That’s your answer? Stranger: So you have one? You: see two replies up (unfunny stuff cut) |
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Posted On: 04/29/2010 8:06AM | View TZX's Profile | # | ||||||
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Or ya’ know, you can post this in the other omegle thread. |
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Posted On: 04/29/2010 12:41PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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