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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Alright, I figured I’d share this with you guys. I did this about a year ago.

I would explain more, but it’s self explanatory.

Go.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi im looking for girls 18-22

You: oh, you’re in luck.

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: i happen to have some bound and gagged in my basement. some of them died, but if you can get past the smell, you’ll be ok.

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: so what is ur name

You: David Davidson, Sexual Deviant.

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: u r a girl ?

You: yeah

Stranger: really

You: are you excited?

Stranger: do u have any photo

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: ahahaha Log in to see images!

You: yeah i have lots of pictures.

Stranger: so good

Stranger: show me Log in to see images!

You: no, why do you think you get to see them so easily?

Stranger: but if i say to u

Stranger: lets be friend

Stranger: u will say me why so easily

Stranger: but im serious

Stranger: lets be friend

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: k

Stranger: i do not wanna waste my time

You: we’re friends now.

You: wait

You: wait

You: don’t go anywhere

You: if you talk, i have naked pics for you

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i will wait

You: i actually have a video

You: wanna see it?

Stranger: so if u have any msn or facebook account

Stranger: it is will be great my friend

Stranger: ok send

Stranger: im waiting

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: ok, i have it.

You: it’s uploaded to youtube

You: here’s the link

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI (This was a rickroll.)

Stranger: this video unreacheable from this country

Stranger: what is the video Log in to see images!

You: you have a porn filter?

Stranger: yes

You: damn, that was a hot video of me and a friend

You: you’re missing out

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: can u upload to another website

You: not really

Stranger: so how we can be friend

Stranger: ?

Stranger: do u have any msn or facebook account

Stranger: ?

You: hold on, let me find my acct

Stranger: ok

Stranger: and would u like to see my photo

Stranger: or profile

You: sure

You: wait

You: maybe

You: depends

You: are you gonna give me up?

You: are you gonna let me down?

You: are you gonna run around and desert me?

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1250127&l=2d

1d875574&id=751133852

Stranger: this is me

You: that’s hot

Stranger: ahahaa Log in to see images!

You: did it make you uncomfortable when the donkey mounted you?

You: it did the first time with me too.

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: have u got ur account ?

Stranger: msn or facebook ?

You: i’m still looking

Stranger: or other ?

You: hold your horses.

You: or donkeys, whatever you prefer.

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: here’s my myspace

You: (sorry, had to delete it.)

Stranger: so what is ur msn address

Stranger: give me to add u

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: i don’t have an msn

You: well, i used to, back when i was doing porn, they had to contact me

Stranger: hımm r u a porn star

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: yeah, i’ve been in a few videos

Stranger: show me one of them on other site

You: ones such as “Gigantic Black Firemen” and “It’s Not A Snake”

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: i wanna be with u

Stranger: how can we do

Stranger: ?

You: You got $5?

You: that’s all it takes for me to put out.

You: Just look up my name when you search videos

You: “David Davidson”

You: there should be over 9000 videos

Stranger: send me a link

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: all i have are the youtube links

You: i don’t have any others

Stranger: so

You: hold on, i have one site i’m on

You: ok, so i’m on the front page on this site.

You: www.vomit-in-brazil.com

Stranger: which is u

You: the one on top

You: sexy, no?

Stranger: i hate from this site

Stranger: there is no beautiful things

Stranger: i do not like sex such as this

You: it’s all beautiful, you don’t want me to do that?

Stranger: i want to kiss and touch baby (WUT)

Stranger: so lick her

You: i have a few little kids around here, you want one of them?

Stranger: hey no

Stranger: i wanna baby is 18-22

You: is 17 ok?

Stranger: so u send me a link

Stranger: ok

Stranger: they r eating ****

You: no

Stranger: i hate it

You: there’s a 16 year old here, you want her? she’s the only normal one

Stranger: so

Stranger: u r not serious

Stranger: and not real

You: yes i am

Stranger: u make me crazy

You: did i just NOT send you my information?

You: i even showed you my site

Stranger: hey look

You: just because you’re not into what i am, you call me fake?

You: you just ****ed up

Stranger: do not send me ur site that

Stranger: i want u.. ur friend

Stranger: i supposed u r friendly

You: you don’t wanna see me and my friend?

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: but u r not friendly

Stranger: u make me crazy

You: i’ve been more than friendly.

You: maybe you’re suicidal?

Stranger: i wanna have a girl

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: i am a girl

Stranger: but i told u

Stranger: say me ur msn

Stranger: u send me a site

Stranger: how can i reach u

You: i don’t have msn

You: i don’t do porn anymore

You: so i can’t use that acct

You: it’s not free here

Stranger: is not there another account ?

Stranger: how can u do not use any email

Stranger: ?

Stranger: and do not do porn anymore

Stranger: it is not well

You: hold on, i’m gonna find a clean video

Stranger: get a boyfriend who really love u

Stranger: and waste ur time with him

Stranger: this is really god and infinite

Stranger: if u do porn

You: here

You: this is the only good video i’m in

You: http://www.efukt.com/2061_****_The_****_Out_Of_Me.html

Stranger: someone will break money and **** ur bum.. this is not good..

Stranger: this site even filtered

Stranger: i can not acces

Stranger: s

You: damn i really wanted you to see it

You: it was me and a horse

You: he gave it to me good

You: i couldn’t **** for a week

Stranger: upload to another site

You: doctors said my bumhole needed stitches

You: ok, let me find another site

Stranger: ok

You: what country are you in?

Stranger: turkey

Stranger: im in istanbul

Stranger: u know?

You: what’s your address? i usually travel around there

You: i’m all over istanbul, i do a lot of promotional work there

Stranger: if u come here

Stranger: i will be ur guide

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: awesome

You: so, what’s your address? maybe i can send you some underwear or something

Stranger: so let me to see u.. ur pic.. ur video

Stranger: ahaha u r serious ?

You: i don’t think you can, because you have a filter, most of my videos are on porn sites

You: yeah i wanna send you the underwear i have on right now. Log in to see images!

Stranger: ahahaa Log in to see images!

Stranger: maybe when i see u

Stranger: after this

You: well, i dunno, because i’m not supposed to do things like this

You: that’s why i offered, but i don’t know if i can do it later, i might change my mind

You: if you give me your address, i can send them right now, before i change my mind. Log in to see images!

Stranger: but how can i trust u Log in to see images!

Stranger: u make me crazy everytime

Stranger: so

You: i showed you videos that i don’t show people i just met.

You: i took a chance with that

You: i even showed you my site

You: and you must be crazy if you don’t want me to send underwear to you

Stranger: if u give me a contact way to u… our friendship will go on.. on the other hand NOT

You: i gave you my myspace

You: that’s the way to contact me.

Stranger: but u dont understand me anymore

Stranger: i do not want ur underwear

Stranger: i want u

You: but everything i do gets recorded, if it looks like i am trying to run away, they’ll beat me almost to death

You: omegle is the only place i can go where it doesn’t get recorded

You: i don’t wanna get beat

You: please, save me

Stranger: but how

Stranger: u have no email

Stranger: no account

You: i can’t give that out, they check my email

You: if i have a message from someone, they read it, if it’s someone they don’t know, they’ll chain me up and whip me.

You: i don’t wanna go through that again.

You: last time i almost died.

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: what u r talkng about

Stranger: r u serious

You: these people have me captive

Stranger: so this is a serious problem

Stranger: if u come here i can help u

Stranger: other side

Stranger: i can not

You: please help me, i’ll do anything

Stranger: can u come here

Stranger: ?

Stranger: escape ?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: r u there?

You: sorry, they walked in

You: the wanted to check on me

You: i can try to eschwak;dughijgqlu4bgf

You: #ksdjhglaurghf

You: qwegrfwegfqwger

You: wqgrqw’g

You: fq3wg

You: q

You: WHO THE **** IS THIS?

You: LISTEN, ****, YOU BETTER START TALKING

You: OR WE’LL FIND YOU

Stranger: find me ****

You: THIS **** IS AS GOOD AS DEAD, THANKS TO YOU

Stranger: u ****

Stranger: **** u

You: YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, BEFORE WE JUST SAY **** IT AND SLIT HER THROAT

You: SHE’S OVER HERE CRYING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW

Stranger: u **** stop touching her

You: DON’T WORRY THOUGH, WE’LL SHUT HER UP REAL QUICK

You: I JUST HAD MY bumOCIATE PUNCH HER ****ING TEETH IN. THAT STOPPED THE CRYING REAL FAST.

Stranger: u mother ****er

Stranger: i will **** ur every cantimetre squares of u if u touch her

You: **** YOU

Stranger: Rself

You: THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE CONVERSATION, THIS woman's genitals IS DEAD.

Stranger: u son of a ****

You: YOU BETTER SHOW SOME RESPECT, WE’VE GOT THE KNIFE OUT ALREADY

You: SHE MIGHT NOT SEND YOU UNDERWEAR, BUT WE CAN SEND YOU HER SKIN.

Stranger: **** u man

Stranger: u can just beat a girl

You: WE BEAT THIS ONE ALL THE TIME

You: MAYBE IF SHE WOULDN’T TRY TO ESCAPE.

You: WE’RE GONNA COME FIND YOU, TOO.

Stranger: maybe i will beat u one day

Stranger: come on

Stranger: i will show u Turkish People

You: GOOD

You: JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, THE GIRL IS DEAD.

Stranger: i will **** all of ur cell

Stranger: **** u

You: IT’S FUNNY TO WATCH HER WRIGGLE AROUND ON THE FLOOR.

Stranger: **** ur mouth

Stranger: ur bumhole

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