OrsonScottCard Posted:

Your first affair with yourself? Sure, I’ll start it.

You meet yourself at a seedy hotel. You make sure no one followed you, and then ease into a kiss with yourself. You lock the door and look at yourself with lust in your eyes…

Let me know when you move on to two-person affairs. They’re more enjoyable. Log in to see images!

omg sounds sexy i might have to take myself up on your offer

now to ask my self if im over 18 and std free

self

yes

are you over 18 and std free

why yes im over 18 and std free

oh sexy lets do it

im so down with this

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brb getting sexy w my self