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Pumpkin HELP WANTED

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

One thing became clear with this GOATSE 14 fiasco, we are severely understaffed. So, with this we are now hiring for all positions. Chief of the Police, Secretary of the Interior, mailmen, street sweepers, everything. Post in this thread the position you would like and it is yours. With the exception of any positions that have already been filled.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Chief of police. Thanks.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

that one is mostly just figurehead. so its yours. the rest of you get real positions.

Femline

Avatar: 124524 Fri Jan 23 03:23:48 -0500 2009

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I’ll be the secretary of your interior. Hehehe mrowwrr! Log in to see images!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Secretary of Pokemon or Chief of Bitterness

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I would like to be deemed “Head of bumbumination”.

donbee

Avatar: 227224 2010-03-29 15:46:15 -0400

[Island of Avalon]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

mailman

Claine

Avatar: 124948 Tue Feb 24 04:07:52 -0500 2009
10

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

International Affairs Log in to see images!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Claine Posted:

International Affairs Log in to see images!

Like, the whole ministry or what?

MiscMentagon-
Unkown

Avatar: Server Hacker
4

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Background scenery

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Head of Gubernatorial Mansion Security.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Head of Gubernatorial Mansion Security.

Since when did you post?

SNEAKERKITTI-
CAT

Avatar: 189202 Tue Jul 28 20:16:57 -0400 2009
7

Level 36 Emo Kid

It sucks to admit it, but I'm incredibly obsessed with Fran. Why won't she pay attention to meeee :(

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Since when did you post?

03/26/2010 7:59AM

Claine

Avatar: 124948 Tue Feb 24 04:07:52 -0500 2009
10

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

Like, the whole ministry or what?

Of course!

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Head of devastating weaponry, thanks.

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

oh oh oh can I have some sort of ****ty job that involves me taking pics of my mammary glands because I mean I already am good at doing that

hum I guess we could call what I would like to have

The Head of Cam Whore Affairs

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Dirty Birdy Posted:

oh oh oh can I have some sort of ****ty job that involves me taking pics of my mammary glands because I mean I already am good at doing that

hum I guess we could call what I would like to have

The Head of Cam Whore Affairs

Are you implying that you will have affairs with people?

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Are you implying that you will have affairs with people?

I’m hoping so Log in to see images!

Duckythemagi-
cfine upstanding member of society

Avatar: 79546 Fri Jun 26 15:51:06 -0400 2009
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Xylon's male reproductive organ Tastes Like My woman's genitals

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Are you implying that you will have affairs with people?

oops

Duckythemagicnigra edited this message on 03/26/2010 10:17AM

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Are you implying that you will have affairs with people?

sure why not it could be fun

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