Celerysteve Posted:

Sometimes I think I go too subtle like…

Celerysteve Posted:

Like he needs you. Was has already had 1000 men, shows what you know.

But honestly — and I know the “cool” thing to say is everyone here is gay/dumb — but there’s a lot of smart people on forumwarz. I know, because I have the internet. This place is a convention of scholars in comparison to many. That, and I think we only notice the stupid people, you know, like the ones who say genuinely stupid **** all the time and catch ****, or they play to the crowd and are regarded as some of our best posters. But let me not mince words, you keep an eye out boy… you’ll catch a few quick studies on here. Enough to, well, if intelligence was chocolate we’d have enough for some pretty gooey chocolate chip cookies. Yeah, I’m ending on cookies. Er, cookies shaped like goatse lol.

Celerysteve, reporting live from left field.

We now resume your regularly scheduled acronyms already in progress.