10. I am someone who has taken great time to learn the rules so that I could break them more effectively.

9. I have no regard for personal site drama between various klans and posters.

8. I enjoy the forumwarz community and want to contribute to making it a better place.

7. I am totally cool with banning someone I think is otherwise entertaining simply because they broke a rule.

6. I would simply do my job, I wouldn’t play favorites.

5. I respect authority and chain of command. Meaning, I wouldn’t use my position to abuse power.

4. I am patently unfunny and have a very dry sense of humor, which is perfect for an authority figure.

3. I have a lot of free time and very little real responsibility.

2. I already have tons of personal information on a variety of users, which I don’t leak.

1. I am awesome. No seriously, my position as a moderator would generate a large upset and thus ad revenue from all the page refreshing and griping.

This is a serious post mods. I think I would make a valued addition to the team. If only because, let’s face it, I possess an uncanny ability to ignore all the guff coming from people on this site and just focus on whatever task I am on.