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Rant Ten reasons I should be a moderator.

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

10. I am someone who has taken great time to learn the rules so that I could break them more effectively.

9. I have no regard for personal site drama between various klans and posters.

8. I enjoy the forumwarz community and want to contribute to making it a better place.

7. I am totally cool with banning someone I think is otherwise entertaining simply because they broke a rule.

6. I would simply do my job, I wouldn’t play favorites.

5. I respect authority and chain of command. Meaning, I wouldn’t use my position to abuse power.

4. I am patently unfunny and have a very dry sense of humor, which is perfect for an authority figure.

3. I have a lot of free time and very little real responsibility.

2. I already have tons of personal information on a variety of users, which I don’t leak.

1. I am awesome. No seriously, my position as a moderator would generate a large upset and thus ad revenue from all the page refreshing and griping.

This is a serious post mods. I think I would make a valued addition to the team. If only because, let’s face it, I possess an uncanny ability to ignore all the guff coming from people on this site and just focus on whatever task I am on.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

I believe that this post is sincere and serious, and I support Xylon’s request for consideration as a mod.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I believe that this post is sincere and serious, and I support Xylon’s request for consideration as a mod.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

10 reasons Xylon should not be moderator.

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8. Mercwithmouth would be lulzy

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1. Log in to see images! CrinkzPipe edited this message on 12/08/2009 7:39PM

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

10 reasons Xylon should not be moderator.

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8. Mercwithmouth would be lulzy

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hahaha

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

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Chuck Diesel edited this message on 09/12/2011 4:14AM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I believe that this post is sincere and serious, and I support Xylon’s request for consideration as a mod.

aaand upvoted. I’m the official favorite so my endorsement of Xylon should carry more weight.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

xylon actually would make a good mod

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I believe that this post is sincere and serious, and I support Xylon’s request for consideration as a mod.

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