Sarcasm Inc Posted:

I have no experience, and therefore am uniquely qualified to run it.

Same.

Wait… that nullifies the ‘unique’ part Log in to see images! But still. I could run it any number of ways.

Autocratic – People submit things, I decide a winner, you all live with that decision.

Pure Democratic – People submit things, a winner is decided by a vote across all submissions.

Representative Democratic – People submit things, a judging panel is elected to pick the winner.

Partially Democratic – People submit things, a judging panel selects the best to be put to a vote.

Communist – People submit things, everyone gets an equal share of the BP whether they submitted or not.

Stalinist – People submit things, if their submissions are too good they quietly disappear. An equal share of the BP is promised to everyone, but actually I keep half of it for myself.

Soviet Reversal – People submit things, the best submitter gives me BP.

These stopped being serious somewhere between democracy and communism. But as you can see, I’m full of ideas. Also I guess there’d be a peen in it for running a contest? So that there is the motivation to not **** it up…