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Request Who wants to run the Carol Contest? (200BP)

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Okay, I have thought about this long and hard and I have decided it would be best if that not only Drussthebritishbastard shouldn’t run the contest because of the fear that he would ragequit and TOXX himself, but also that I would not run it for fear of falling to the same fate Druss did. So what I want you all to do is explain to me in at least 400 words:

Log in to see images! Explain why you would like to run this contest.

Log in to see images! Explain what contests you have run before in the past and how you have successfully ran them.

Log in to see images! Explain how you would like to run this contest.

The winner of this contest to run the contest will be given 225BP (winner can keep 25BP) to run the contest with and will be legally obliged by this toxx that they will use 200BP to run the contest with or they will be banned.

Contest ends Saturday 28th at 5PM EST.

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

-XI- Posted:

Okay, I have thought about this long and hard and I have decided it would be best if that not only Drussthebritishbastard shouldn’t run the contest because of the fear that he would ragequit and TOXX himself, but also that I would not run it for fear of falling to the same fate Druss did. So what I want you all to do is explain to me in at least 400 words:

Log in to see images! Explain why you would like to run this contest.

Log in to see images! Explain what contests you have run before in the past and how you have successfully ran them.

Log in to see images! Explain how you would like to run this contest.

The winner of this contest to run the contest will be given 225BP (winner can keep 25BP) to run the contest with and will be legally obliged by this toxx that they will use 200BP to run the contest with or they will be banned.

Contest ends Saturday 28th at 5PM EST.

QFTOXX

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

I have no experience, and therefore am uniquely qualified to run it.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

I have no experience, and therefore am uniquely qualified to run it.

Same.

Wait… that nullifies the ‘unique’ part Log in to see images! But still. I could run it any number of ways.

Autocratic – People submit things, I decide a winner, you all live with that decision.

Pure Democratic – People submit things, a winner is decided by a vote across all submissions.

Representative Democratic – People submit things, a judging panel is elected to pick the winner.

Partially Democratic – People submit things, a judging panel selects the best to be put to a vote.

Communist – People submit things, everyone gets an equal share of the BP whether they submitted or not.

Stalinist – People submit things, if their submissions are too good they quietly disappear. An equal share of the BP is promised to everyone, but actually I keep half of it for myself.

Soviet Reversal – People submit things, the best submitter gives me BP.

These stopped being serious somewhere between democracy and communism. But as you can see, I’m full of ideas. Also I guess there’d be a peen in it for running a contest? So that there is the motivation to not **** it up…

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

I could introducea prize of my own: the one I deem ‘most sarcastic’ wins all of my BP. It’s a huge sacrifice on my part. In fact, it’ll get you an extra 5BP Log in to see images!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Damn, need to write 400 words.

I’ll do it tomorrow.

Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 11/26/2009 7:33AM

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:31AM

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

You people need to learn what 400 words means. Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

If you can’t get anyone else who won’t toxx. – scully

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I would like to run this contest for the sake of it getting ran in case no one else writes 400 words. I won’t toxx myself before as much as I diss this site, I actually enjoy chatting with a few people and don’t want a permaban. As I am close to the edge of yet another perma, I have a reason to not toxx.

I’ve ran 3 contests.

Rename my character contest

– Was made when I lost my name to Hobart

-A lot of people entered, even though some were eh.

– Raepdog won and got the bp with the entry “goregasm”

Two video game contests

– First one involved beating 3 fairly good indie games.

– Got the word out about two lesser known games.

– Nicco won the first.

Second one

– Introduced another indie game

– Had a few people liking the game.

– Chawin won.

The way I would run this contest is, I will put the contest up, throw all the entries together in some organized way, then throw them up to a panel of judges/for the community to vote on. Though, there are probably much better people than me to run this contest, doesn’t hurt to try. Log in to see images!

The judges would probably be well known people that I feel have the knowledge and experience to judge the contest. Fortunato would probably be my first pick if he accepted. I would make the community one slightly different, I would put up a poll, then the top few(depending on the number of entries) would move on until only 1 remains.

I may or may not put in multiple rounds, it all depends on how many entries there are, and the hype around the contest.

– At 288 words now, and have to go do some thing, will find a way to add the other 112 when I come back.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

scully Posted:

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

I would be happy to do it if needed, it was a cool contest. – scully

That’s 390 words. Oh wait, 393 already. Oh ****, nevermind.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Thanks for noticing Inconnu. Log in to see images! scully edited this message on 11/26/2009 11:49PM

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

I am not qualified to run or coordinate anything.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Okay, 400 words.

First of all, I’ve already [got a headstart on the competition, so I think that judging would be fun, as I’ve got something to compare entries with. Also, my lack of contest holding experience means that I have no pre-conceived notions about contests, and am therefore more likely to deliver an offbeat and interesting experience. I’ve got a number of ideas kicking around for little side quests and bonuses, and perhaps some challenges. Finally (and this is perhaps the most persuasive argument of all) I am an Australian, and I also used to be a drill sergeant in the Air Cadets. So my voice is more suited for bellowing out across a parade ground than singing. That means that if I don’t judge, whoever the poor soul is that gets chosen will have to listen to my ‘melodious’ voice once I send in the recording. Ask yourself, do you want that person to be you? Well, do you?

Not quite 400 words, but I feel brevity is preferable to unnecessary fluff. Log in to see images! Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 11/27/2009 5:06AM

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Ok, well in retrospect I think 400 is a bit much. Chinkzpipe seems to look like he knows his **** atm.

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

I would like to run this contest for the sake of it getting ran in case no one else writes 400 words. I won’t toxx myself before as much as I diss this site, I actually enjoy chatting with a few people and don’t want a permaban. As I am close to the edge of yet another perma, I have a reason to not toxx.

I’ve ran 3 contests.

Rename my character contest

– Was made when I lost my name to Hobart

-A lot of people entered, even though some were eh.

– Raepdog won and got the bp with the entry “goregasm”

Two video game contests

– First one involved beating 3 fairly good indie games.

– Got the word out about two lesser known games.

– Nicco won the first.

Second one

– Introduced another indie game

– Had a few people liking the game.

– Chawin won.

The way I would run this contest is, I will put the contest up, throw all the entries together in some organized way, then throw them up to a panel of judges/for the community to vote on. Though, there are probably much better people than me to run this contest, doesn’t hurt to try. Log in to see images!

The judges would probably be well known people that I feel have the knowledge and experience to judge the contest. Fortunato would probably be my first pick if he accepted. I would make the community one slightly different, I would put up a poll, then the top few(depending on the number of entries) would move on until only 1 remains.

I may or may not put in multiple rounds, it all depends on how many entries there are, and the hype around the contest.

– At 288 words now, and have to go do some thing, will find a way to add the other 112 when I come back.

Contest over, this wins. Sending TM.

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