A black woman is walking and finds a lamp. Yadda yadda, genie. The genie say’s “You get two wishes.” The lady thinks for a second and says “I want a bridge from America to Africa, so when we get tired of the white-mans **** we can walk home” The genie thinks for a moment and says “I’m sorry, that’s not with-in my power. I’m not a god. What’s your second wish.”

The lady pauses to reflect and says “Okay. Well, I want complete equal rights for all races and creeds in America.” The genie gets a flustered look and says “Okay. So, how do you want that bridge? Wood or Concrete?”

– Paul Mooney.