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Contest It's a monday and I'm bored. Make me happy. 3BP.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

First post to make me laugh will win a measly three BP.

I will check this thread tomorrow, Tuesday November 24th and record my reaction for confirmation. Should no reply make me laugh, I will randomly award the BP.

NOW MAKE ME HAPPY!

That is all.

OH WAIT! One more thing. No images. Hoping that’ll spice things up.

Now: GO GO GO!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

First post to make me laugh will win a measly three BP.

I will check this thread tomorrow, Tuesday November 24th and record my reaction for confirmation. Should no reply make me laugh, I will randomly award the BP.

NOW MAKE ME HAPPY!

That is all.

OH WAIT! One more thing. No images. Hoping that’ll spice things up.

Now: GO GO GO!

Toxx.
Seriously, guys. I am unbelieveably bored. Funny it up.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

A black woman is walking and finds a lamp. Yadda yadda, genie. The genie say’s “You get two wishes.” The lady thinks for a second and says “I want a bridge from America to Africa, so when we get tired of the white-mans **** we can walk home” The genie thinks for a moment and says “I’m sorry, that’s not with-in my power. I’m not a god. What’s your second wish.”

The lady pauses to reflect and says “Okay. Well, I want complete equal rights for all races and creeds in America.” The genie gets a flustered look and says “Okay. So, how do you want that bridge? Wood or Concrete?”

– Paul Mooney.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:27AM

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

A squirrel was pooping on my car when I left for work this morning. The mix of emotions this caused is indescribable.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action.

The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, “Now, do you remember what the plan is?” The blonde sighed and replied, “Yeah, yeah, I remember…” The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff.

Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, “Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!” The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car… and waited… and waited… and waited… and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank’s doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the pbumenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, “Stop! Stop!” while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, “What the hell happened in there?!?” The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, “What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!”

The brunette paused and yelled, “YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!”

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

“Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.”

“That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest.

“It’s worse, Father. I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors,” continued the old man.

“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk — you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” said the priest.

“Thanks, Father,” said the old man. “That’s a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?”

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

The old man asked, “Do I have to tell her that the war is over?”

shifty_pecker

Avatar: 82151 Mon Dec 01 12:35:51 -0500 2008
13

Level 52 Troll

“eBaum”

A guy I work with is offering me eight legs of venison for Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Chawin Posted:

I smiled.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/thelocal.html

The joke is very long, and hence takes forever to arrive at the punchline. But I bumure you, it is in there.

(At the end you’ll either laugh, or hate me for telling you to read it, bumuming you read it in the first place Log in to see images!

**** Corp

Avatar: Tight Skirt
11

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

So here I go again on my own…

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

**** Corp Posted:

So here I go again on my own…

My Whitesnake senses are tingling

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Chawin Posted:

That was ****ing funny. The sound effects make the video perfect.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

man-man Posted:

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/thelocal.html

The joke is very long, and hence takes forever to arrive at the punchline. But I bumure you, it is in there.

(At the end you’ll either laugh, or hate me for telling you to read it, bumuming you read it in the first place Log in to see images!

That was an amazing story, with the biggest groaner of a punchline I have ever seen. Well played.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

­

AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:27AM

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

...Wednesday morning.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

swine Posted:

...Wednesday morning.

Sorry, just woke up and was… unable… to yesterday.

So, suffice to say, Inconnu’s joke about hiding the woman made me laugh for a good 2 or 3 minutes. I’m surprised I’ve never heard it before.

Additionally, 1 “bonus” BP goes to swine, man-man, Chawin, and AIDS woman's genitals for at least making me smile. That’s 7 BP for a 3 BP contest. You others should have entered, even though the reward was incredibly small.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

It’s really old, but a good one I guess Log in to see images!

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