This is more of a summary of what was said in the podcast rather than a proper transcript with a short answer to each question rather than waffle from ET or JB.

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A little intro here and Trout goes off on a tangent talking about the film “2012” for some reason.

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HAS A PRICE BEEN DECIDED:

Short answer no

Ep 3 is longer than Ep 2

There will be peen for preorders (they are not open now)

There may be a discount for those who have bought Ep 2 (or bundles for Ep 2/Ep 3)

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Why did you ban handofg0d:

“We didn’t”

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WILL THERE BE MORE GAMEPLAY UPDATES?:

Probably be some small ones

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SNEAK PEEK:

“There will be contacts

There will be forums

You will Pwn things”

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***NEW VILLAIN***

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WILL YOU HAVE TO BE LEVEL 35 TO PLAY EP 3 PROPERLY:

No. First Forum is level 30 but will go up quickly.

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LEVEL CAP?:

69 (THANKS RICKET)

(69 because it was one of JB’s ****ty jokes)

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PREORDER EPEEN:

YES

may be a super epeen who preordered both

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SPECIAL MISSIONS IN FUTURE?:

Yes

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ET and JB goes on a tangent and talks about the process of making the episode and the Apprentice team

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ET says how gay he is for “The Lonely Gunman”.

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BEST ATTACK OF EACH CLbum:

(didn’t say that)

There may be a super attack which may be a hybrid of each clbum’ characteristic

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NEW CLbum:

NO

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Permanoob will probably get more attacks

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ALIGNMENT:

Erm I don’t even know what was going on here. I guess CZ have less of a clue about the whole thing than we do.

It may be easier getting Neutral alignment though…

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ARE EP 3 ITEMS MORE POWERFUL?:

duh

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NEW SERVICES?:

NO

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Bingebot talks about dom and how Kyoubai will probably have something to do with it? Or I dunno what I know is this;

THERE WILL BE A HUGE DOM UPDATE

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WILL THERE BE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?:

Yes (as in there are w’s but not WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

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HYBRID CLbumES:

Log in to see images!

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FORUMBUILDER FORUMS PURGE:

JB wants to get rid of ****ty forums

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LESS GAY CYBERING (skipping frustrating unskippable stuff):

ET reads the gay cybering daily

JB wants a skip it

There won’t be any gay cybering in ep 3 (apparently)

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ANY FORUMBUILDR THAT WILL BE IN EP 3?:

YES

ONE

(probably lamebait)

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CRED BOARD:

Probably not.

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[b]ANOTHER PINK FLOYD FIASCO?[b]:

it was unintentional

there will be funnier moars in ep 3

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LAMEBAIT WILL GET THEIR AVATARS CHANGED?:

No. There’s no need.

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DOES JB USE AXE SPRAY?:

this q wasn’t answered correctly cause JB said that leetlol wouldn’t listen to the podcast

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DID YOU GET AEROSMITH ROCKBAND:

<evil_trout> No cause I’m not a fabulous person

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IPHONE FORUMWARZ?:

NO

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HOW MANY EASTER EGG GOATSES?

As many as will annoy you

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ARE YOU BEING SERVICED RIGHT NOW?

<evil_trout> I wish

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DROP STATS?:

May be a readjust of community forums and the what is dropped in them

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HOW AWESOME IS H0G?:

10.7 out of 10

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FAVOURITE PART OF EP 3? FRUSTRATING?:

According to ET:

The content (it’s apparently hilarious)

Most frustrating: filling the gaps in content (e.g. getting images for items)

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JB sucks up the Apprentices for a while here

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ET then went and said that anything that isn’t programming (or xbox lol) is tedious but it has to be done.

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NEW MINIGAME?:

Invariels project is a minigame/metagame (will have more work done on it after episode 3)

“It’s kinda like pvp”

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HOW HARD IS EP3?:

Dunno. There will be some hard forums but it’s not going to be really challenging (however they want it fun to play without it being easy)

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PEENS FOR VETERANS?:

Yeah. Why not?

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STREAK TO 200?:

possible but pistachio might change

peens dunno ET doesn’t like making them

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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT FRANCH GINGERS?:

<evil_trout> good?

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WILL THE RELEASE OF EPISODE 3 RESULT IN NEW ARBITRARY WAYS TO GET WAS BANNED?:

probably… most definitely

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WHY IS OPHELIA mammary glandsUPP ALWAYS ONLINE?:

It’s intentional

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WILL THERE BE A TRANSCRIPT TO THE PODCAST?:

I dunno?

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HOW GOOD WILL THE ITEMS MADE WITH ITEMBUILDR EP3 HIJACK BE?:

I dunno

There will be new stores though

oh and

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WILL HACKERS HAVE A POWERFUL ATTACK WITH SHORT REFRESH?:

Likely but “can’t promise anything”

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WHEN WILL EP3 BE RELEASED?:

It will be released when it’s “ready” ((I think the guys who made Duke Nukem Forever said that as well idk))

it won’t make 31st

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CIVIL ROLEPLAYING?:

<evil_trout> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

JB alt reveals Log in to see images!

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DO YOU LIVE OFF THIS?:

ET does but it’s not HUGE money

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EVIL TROUT HATE CLUB?:

You’re not getting anything else

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ANY STRENGTH FORUMS (A LA GREAT FIREWALL)?:

Yeah that would be cool

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WILL FIE BE IN EP3 IN A SATIRICAL FORM?:

No

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FINAL EPISODE?:

YES

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ARE YOU EXPECTING MAJOR GRIPES?:

Yes but not for anything in particular

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HOW MANY male reproductive organES DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH ON AVERAGE?:

JB: 7 on average (“it’s amazing that I can even talk” )

ET: Thinks too much about this question but wants a black male reproductive organ for desert

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[Bingebot leaves]

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WILL FORUMWARZ BE FUN TO PLAY?:

If you like 1212 then yeah

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WHAT HAPPENED TO BINGEBOT 2015?:

People have different time commitments to Forumwarz

Plus he usually gets a lot of big macs

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LOVE INTEREST?:

no

<Jalapeno_Bootyhole> Kissing is icky

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WILL RE-RE’S BE A PROPER CLbum?:

You’re not meant to keep re-re’s but if you want a challenge then whatever don’t expect them to be updated

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CREATE YOUR OWN BLOGS?:

maybe

in ep3? no

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BETA TE­STING?:

when ­we’re ready

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OPENING­ THE ECONOMY?:

possi­bly in the future

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GAMBLEB­OT?:

possi­bly but idk

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WILL BP BE A­N IN GAME THING (OR AN ITEM OF THE MONTH LIKE MR A IS IN KOL)?:

at this po­int no

JB me­ntions “peen of the month”

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WHAT’S ­NEXT FOR THE SITE?:

Dunno­

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ARE YOU­ HAPPY WITH WHAT FORUMWARZ HAS BECOME?:

<evil­_trout> I’m proud of it

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HOW MUC­H HATE MAIL DO YOU RECEIVE?:

Not t­hat much

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HOW ARE YOU ­GOING TO KEEP THE COMMUNITY ENTERTAINED AFTER EP3?:

Plans for ­other games

It’s ­more of an issue of “what are we going to do next”

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WILL TH­E CLbum OF ITEMS FOR POSSIBLE EP3 JUNK OR WILL THEY BE EQUIPABLE ITEMS?:

One o­f them will be equipable (accesories)

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HOW WEL­L HAS PROTIVATE SOLD?:

Not t­hat well

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SUBFO­RUMS?:

Yes­

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THRE­ADCONSTRUCTOR SUBFORUM OF LAMEBAIT?:

no­

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SECO­ND SHOT AT WOEISMODERATOR?:

no­

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WHAT LE­VELS HAVE NEW ABILITIES?:

It wi­ll be at regular intervals but dunno which ones

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IS THER­E A NEW ARC?:

possi­bly, depending on how well will ep3 will be received

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[This­ is more or less the end of the podcast]

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­DEDICATED TO MC BANHAMMER